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Silly guy posting silly things
Probably the best ad I've ever seen
December 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
a woman with a soap bubble behind her face
ALT: a woman with a soap bubble behind her face
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November 18, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I'm being cancelled for singing the hit Beatles song "It's Okay to Leave Your Dog in a Hot Car"
November 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
This and the Rouge One hallway scene are the closest things to this that we've had before (both were peak)
November 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
"I wish that I lose at least 80 pounds"
a cartoon of a hand reaching for a table that says " i wish to be left alone "
ALT: a cartoon of a hand reaching for a table that says " i wish to be left alone "
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
It's an open secret that Nick has a thing for catboys. In a better timeline he'd be living his best life instead of vice signaling to an audience of neonazis.
November 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
So homophobic they've convinced themselves it's gay to be straight
November 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
There are two types of homo: sexual and phobic.

They are both.
November 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Grok, make here say "I love you"

Again

Again
youtube.com/shorts/_GUvB...
Say "I Love You" Again... #mensmentalhealth #love #hopelessromantic #NathanForYou #øneheart
YouTube video by OustFox
youtube.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
They wrote a book where they took this into account, I think (I read the first book like a decade ago so I don't remember how)
November 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
"For the next stage of my trade war with China, I will be painting this wall to look like a tunnel. That'll stop Xi right in hi-"

"Wha, he ran right through it folks. YOU CAN'T DO THAT! I need to go give him a piece of my m..."

[collides with wall]

[sound of truck coming through the tunnel]
November 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Numbers game. Most people know not to, but it only takes a few gullible people to make it worth their while.
November 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
It's not meant to make sense if you think it through.
November 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I've gotten quite a few from 516 numbers and other New York numbers over the past month or so. I have a New York number despite living in Jersey most my life.

They're just hoping that you think it's someone or something close by reaching out to you.
November 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I prefer highly unstable, artificial elements MADE BY MAN!
November 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Impossible
November 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Jokes and references aside, I'm most of the way through the video now and it's genuinely disturbing that this technology is in the hands of people that are already mentally unwell.
October 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
It's always impressive seeing what starts looking like erratic splattering become a coherent scene
October 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM