Derek Prime
@derekpr1m3.bsky.social
Silly guy posting silly things
Today I learned that people can use Robinhood to gamble on the weather.
This seems comical. Bet that line will go up like the rest of us!
This seems comical. Bet that line will go up like the rest of us!
December 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Today I learned that people can use Robinhood to gamble on the weather.
This seems comical. Bet that line will go up like the rest of us!
This seems comical. Bet that line will go up like the rest of us!
Early look at the infrastructure for the White House's new "Project Genesis".
Sure to give us some meaningful answers!
Sure to give us some meaningful answers!
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Early look at the infrastructure for the White House's new "Project Genesis".
Sure to give us some meaningful answers!
Sure to give us some meaningful answers!
This and the Rouge One hallway scene are the closest things to this that we've had before (both were peak)
November 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
This and the Rouge One hallway scene are the closest things to this that we've had before (both were peak)
Machines to write for us. Machines to think for us. Machines to play for us. Machines to feel for us. What is there left?
(This is just a less interesting version of a let's play, lol)
(This is just a less interesting version of a let's play, lol)
November 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Machines to write for us. Machines to think for us. Machines to play for us. Machines to feel for us. What is there left?
(This is just a less interesting version of a let's play, lol)
(This is just a less interesting version of a let's play, lol)
They wrote a book where they took this into account, I think (I read the first book like a decade ago so I don't remember how)
November 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
They wrote a book where they took this into account, I think (I read the first book like a decade ago so I don't remember how)
After Tuesday we're rolling on levels of woke that haven't even been discovered yet
November 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
After Tuesday we're rolling on levels of woke that haven't even been discovered yet
I prefer highly unstable, artificial elements MADE BY MAN!
November 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I prefer highly unstable, artificial elements MADE BY MAN!
Just got back from early voting.
Pro Tip: If you go in multiple times with different disguises, you can get multiple stickers.
(This is a joke, they didn't have stickers yet. First time voting where I didn't get one.)
Pro Tip: If you go in multiple times with different disguises, you can get multiple stickers.
(This is a joke, they didn't have stickers yet. First time voting where I didn't get one.)
October 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Just got back from early voting.
Pro Tip: If you go in multiple times with different disguises, you can get multiple stickers.
(This is a joke, they didn't have stickers yet. First time voting where I didn't get one.)
Pro Tip: If you go in multiple times with different disguises, you can get multiple stickers.
(This is a joke, they didn't have stickers yet. First time voting where I didn't get one.)
I decided to time my reading pace for all of the history books I'm bouncing between this year.
I can finish them all by New Years as long as I read around 2 hours a day, or alternatively if I read for a week straight without taking breaks to eat or sleep.
I can finish them all by New Years as long as I read around 2 hours a day, or alternatively if I read for a week straight without taking breaks to eat or sleep.
September 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I decided to time my reading pace for all of the history books I'm bouncing between this year.
I can finish them all by New Years as long as I read around 2 hours a day, or alternatively if I read for a week straight without taking breaks to eat or sleep.
I can finish them all by New Years as long as I read around 2 hours a day, or alternatively if I read for a week straight without taking breaks to eat or sleep.
This drink tastes sharp
June 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
This drink tastes sharp
Gonna get a lot of use out of this quote over the next 4 years.
February 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Gonna get a lot of use out of this quote over the next 4 years.
Drones spotted hovering at hundreds-to-thousands of lightyears above the ground!
December 15, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Drones spotted hovering at hundreds-to-thousands of lightyears above the ground!