Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq.
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derekdirkenator.bsky.social
Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq.
@derekdirkenator.bsky.social
No hate/bull@#$#. I'm just here for the tacos and to meet new, interesting and fun peoples. Stay safe out there kids....
Yeah...been a bit overwhelmed with some work and family stuff lately.

How you been? All set for the holidays?
December 13, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Heya Tabs...been missing ya, but still thinking about'cha.
I hope all is well with you and yours.

Happy Friday, and cheers to that beautiful spark of yours.
😌
December 13, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I took my motorcycle out to enjoy the sun & warmth we had on Veteran's Day and ended up in the quaint town of Poulsbo. I was watching this elderly couple on a balcony, sipping coffees, laughing and just enjoying each others company. When they got up to leave, he twirled her around like a dancer. 😌
November 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
OnlyFans.com/stabbytabbymo'baddie...
I mean...um, so I'm told. 🫢

It's a bunch of knife-based kink fetish stuff...it's pretty hot doh...or so I've heard. 🫣
🤭😆🤣😜
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November 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Wow...talk about a small "twitterverse".

I met/followed her on "X" thru a mutual acquaintance "Paigey"...and liked her music & voice. Hoping she's "in the studio" working on another great song! 😳

Echoing the concern and "shout out"...

Gives your friends a hollar @sarahlwalks.bsky.social !! 👋
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November 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
That girl done gone feral!! She way outa control!! 😬
Gonna hafta do the humane thing and put her outa her misery...
(with wuv of course...🫠😈)
😆🤣
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November 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I'm guessing we're not talkin' about cookies anymore? 😧
November 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Awww...she's into quaint curios and collectibles..🫠
Wait...what doz things in the middle?! Is that...are they...
😧
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November 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I dunno...I'm picking up on some "Chav" and Tomboy vibes too.
🤭😉

PS...she a cute as hell nerd doh!! Just sayin..😍👍
November 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
What da what?! 😲😃
That sounds insanely good!! 😋
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November 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Pro tip (or so I'm told🤭)...make sure you hold out for top dollar. No cheapskates!!
😁😎
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Hey chica...early night, super early morning for me...yikes.🥱☕

Just wanted to wish ya a great week. Stay golden and keep doin you. Get some sleepies and SOCAL, beach-inspired sweet dreams.

Catch ya next Friday..
😌
November 10, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Oh boy...here we go. 🙄
It finally time for Tabatha to have "the talk" with big sis. 🦜🐝
😬
Maybe she start with something simple...like nice goldfish. 🫠
Maybe see how that work out first.
🤭🤣
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November 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Oooff...that's a rough morning indeed, but you can probably gets Amanda to help you out with whatever this is..😧
November 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Sweet dreams duck hater...
Thanks for the laughs...as always.
😌
November 9, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Sometimes ya hafta lose one sense to appreciate another...🤔

Wait...this makes no cents.😜
November 9, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I be thinking...if we gettin' kicked out, might as well make it count...

Get ready for some fricken streakin'...😎🤘
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November 9, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Save her!!! Get the shirt off her...get the shirt off!!! 😈😁

Oh my ears doh...😫
November 9, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Mighty suspicious...🤔

...also noticed he just "swung in" from the chop aisle too.

Look like a pack of rabid raccoons done torn thru there...🙄
November 9, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Bwaaaaaaaaaa!! Fricking priceless...

Oh that clever, sharp and snarky wit!!!
🥰

😂🤣
November 9, 2025 at 11:24 AM