Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq.
@derekdirkenator.bsky.social
No hate/bull@#$#. I'm just here for the tacos and to meet new, interesting and fun peoples. Stay safe out there kids....
Yeah...been a bit overwhelmed with some work and family stuff lately.
How you been? All set for the holidays?
How you been? All set for the holidays?
December 13, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Yeah...been a bit overwhelmed with some work and family stuff lately.
How you been? All set for the holidays?
How you been? All set for the holidays?
Heya Tabs...been missing ya, but still thinking about'cha.
I hope all is well with you and yours.
Happy Friday, and cheers to that beautiful spark of yours.
😌
I hope all is well with you and yours.
Happy Friday, and cheers to that beautiful spark of yours.
😌
December 13, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Heya Tabs...been missing ya, but still thinking about'cha.
I hope all is well with you and yours.
Happy Friday, and cheers to that beautiful spark of yours.
😌
I hope all is well with you and yours.
Happy Friday, and cheers to that beautiful spark of yours.
😌
I took my motorcycle out to enjoy the sun & warmth we had on Veteran's Day and ended up in the quaint town of Poulsbo. I was watching this elderly couple on a balcony, sipping coffees, laughing and just enjoying each others company. When they got up to leave, he twirled her around like a dancer. 😌
November 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I took my motorcycle out to enjoy the sun & warmth we had on Veteran's Day and ended up in the quaint town of Poulsbo. I was watching this elderly couple on a balcony, sipping coffees, laughing and just enjoying each others company. When they got up to leave, he twirled her around like a dancer. 😌
OnlyFans.com/stabbytabbymo'baddie...
I mean...um, so I'm told. 🫢
It's a bunch of knife-based kink fetish stuff...it's pretty hot doh...or so I've heard. 🫣
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I mean...um, so I'm told. 🫢
It's a bunch of knife-based kink fetish stuff...it's pretty hot doh...or so I've heard. 🫣
🤭😆🤣😜
a group of people are sitting at a table eating food
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November 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
OnlyFans.com/stabbytabbymo'baddie...
I mean...um, so I'm told. 🫢
It's a bunch of knife-based kink fetish stuff...it's pretty hot doh...or so I've heard. 🫣
🤭😆🤣😜
I mean...um, so I'm told. 🫢
It's a bunch of knife-based kink fetish stuff...it's pretty hot doh...or so I've heard. 🫣
🤭😆🤣😜
😆🤣
Wait...what?! 😳
Wait...what?! 😳
a man in a blue sweater says you uber too ? that 's one of my specialties .
ALT: a man in a blue sweater says you uber too ? that 's one of my specialties .
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November 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Wait...what?! 😳
Wait...what?! 😳
Wow...talk about a small "twitterverse".
I met/followed her on "X" thru a mutual acquaintance "Paigey"...and liked her music & voice. Hoping she's "in the studio" working on another great song! 😳
Echoing the concern and "shout out"...
Gives your friends a hollar @sarahlwalks.bsky.social !! 👋
I met/followed her on "X" thru a mutual acquaintance "Paigey"...and liked her music & voice. Hoping she's "in the studio" working on another great song! 😳
Echoing the concern and "shout out"...
Gives your friends a hollar @sarahlwalks.bsky.social !! 👋
a man is sitting on a rock in a cave and says hello !
ALT: a man is sitting on a rock in a cave and says hello !
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November 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Wow...talk about a small "twitterverse".
I met/followed her on "X" thru a mutual acquaintance "Paigey"...and liked her music & voice. Hoping she's "in the studio" working on another great song! 😳
Echoing the concern and "shout out"...
Gives your friends a hollar @sarahlwalks.bsky.social !! 👋
I met/followed her on "X" thru a mutual acquaintance "Paigey"...and liked her music & voice. Hoping she's "in the studio" working on another great song! 😳
Echoing the concern and "shout out"...
Gives your friends a hollar @sarahlwalks.bsky.social !! 👋
That girl done gone feral!! She way outa control!! 😬
Gonna hafta do the humane thing and put her outa her misery...
(with wuv of course...🫠😈)
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Gonna hafta do the humane thing and put her outa her misery...
(with wuv of course...🫠😈)
😆🤣
a young girl with long curly hair is smiling .
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November 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
That girl done gone feral!! She way outa control!! 😬
Gonna hafta do the humane thing and put her outa her misery...
(with wuv of course...🫠😈)
😆🤣
Gonna hafta do the humane thing and put her outa her misery...
(with wuv of course...🫠😈)
😆🤣
I'm guessing we're not talkin' about cookies anymore? 😧
November 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I'm guessing we're not talkin' about cookies anymore? 😧
Awww...she's into quaint curios and collectibles..🫠
Wait...what doz things in the middle?! Is that...are they...
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Wait...what doz things in the middle?! Is that...are they...
😧
a man with dreadlocks and a beard is making a funny face while wearing a white tank top .
ALT: a man with dreadlocks and a beard is making a funny face while wearing a white tank top .
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November 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Awww...she's into quaint curios and collectibles..🫠
Wait...what doz things in the middle?! Is that...are they...
😧
Wait...what doz things in the middle?! Is that...are they...
😧
I dunno...I'm picking up on some "Chav" and Tomboy vibes too.
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PS...she a cute as hell nerd doh!! Just sayin..😍👍
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PS...she a cute as hell nerd doh!! Just sayin..😍👍
November 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I dunno...I'm picking up on some "Chav" and Tomboy vibes too.
🤭😉
PS...she a cute as hell nerd doh!! Just sayin..😍👍
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PS...she a cute as hell nerd doh!! Just sayin..😍👍
What da what?! 😲😃
That sounds insanely good!! 😋
That sounds insanely good!! 😋
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying say whaat
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November 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
What da what?! 😲😃
That sounds insanely good!! 😋
That sounds insanely good!! 😋
Pro tip (or so I'm told🤭)...make sure you hold out for top dollar. No cheapskates!!
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November 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Pro tip (or so I'm told🤭)...make sure you hold out for top dollar. No cheapskates!!
😁😎
😁😎
Hey chica...early night, super early morning for me...yikes.🥱☕
Just wanted to wish ya a great week. Stay golden and keep doin you. Get some sleepies and SOCAL, beach-inspired sweet dreams.
Catch ya next Friday..
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Just wanted to wish ya a great week. Stay golden and keep doin you. Get some sleepies and SOCAL, beach-inspired sweet dreams.
Catch ya next Friday..
😌
November 10, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Hey chica...early night, super early morning for me...yikes.🥱☕
Just wanted to wish ya a great week. Stay golden and keep doin you. Get some sleepies and SOCAL, beach-inspired sweet dreams.
Catch ya next Friday..
😌
Just wanted to wish ya a great week. Stay golden and keep doin you. Get some sleepies and SOCAL, beach-inspired sweet dreams.
Catch ya next Friday..
😌
Oh boy...here we go. 🙄
It finally time for Tabatha to have "the talk" with big sis. 🦜🐝
😬
Maybe she start with something simple...like nice goldfish. 🫠
Maybe see how that work out first.
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It finally time for Tabatha to have "the talk" with big sis. 🦜🐝
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Maybe she start with something simple...like nice goldfish. 🫠
Maybe see how that work out first.
🤭🤣
a cartoon character with braces on his teeth screams wake up fishy !!!
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November 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Oh boy...here we go. 🙄
It finally time for Tabatha to have "the talk" with big sis. 🦜🐝
😬
Maybe she start with something simple...like nice goldfish. 🫠
Maybe see how that work out first.
🤭🤣
It finally time for Tabatha to have "the talk" with big sis. 🦜🐝
😬
Maybe she start with something simple...like nice goldfish. 🫠
Maybe see how that work out first.
🤭🤣
Oooff...that's a rough morning indeed, but you can probably gets Amanda to help you out with whatever this is..😧
November 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Oooff...that's a rough morning indeed, but you can probably gets Amanda to help you out with whatever this is..😧
Sweet dreams duck hater...
Thanks for the laughs...as always.
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Thanks for the laughs...as always.
😌
November 9, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Sweet dreams duck hater...
Thanks for the laughs...as always.
😌
Thanks for the laughs...as always.
😌
Sometimes ya hafta lose one sense to appreciate another...🤔
Wait...this makes no cents.😜
Wait...this makes no cents.😜
November 9, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Sometimes ya hafta lose one sense to appreciate another...🤔
Wait...this makes no cents.😜
Wait...this makes no cents.😜
I be thinking...if we gettin' kicked out, might as well make it count...
Get ready for some fricken streakin'...😎🤘
Get ready for some fricken streakin'...😎🤘
a baby in a diaper is dancing in a living room
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November 9, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I be thinking...if we gettin' kicked out, might as well make it count...
Get ready for some fricken streakin'...😎🤘
Get ready for some fricken streakin'...😎🤘
Save her!!! Get the shirt off her...get the shirt off!!! 😈😁
Oh my ears doh...😫
Oh my ears doh...😫
November 9, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Save her!!! Get the shirt off her...get the shirt off!!! 😈😁
Oh my ears doh...😫
Oh my ears doh...😫
Mighty suspicious...🤔
...also noticed he just "swung in" from the chop aisle too.
Look like a pack of rabid raccoons done torn thru there...🙄
...also noticed he just "swung in" from the chop aisle too.
Look like a pack of rabid raccoons done torn thru there...🙄
November 9, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Mighty suspicious...🤔
...also noticed he just "swung in" from the chop aisle too.
Look like a pack of rabid raccoons done torn thru there...🙄
...also noticed he just "swung in" from the chop aisle too.
Look like a pack of rabid raccoons done torn thru there...🙄
Bwaaaaaaaaaa!! Fricking priceless...
Oh that clever, sharp and snarky wit!!!
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Oh that clever, sharp and snarky wit!!!
🥰
😂🤣
November 9, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Bwaaaaaaaaaa!! Fricking priceless...
Oh that clever, sharp and snarky wit!!!
🥰
😂🤣
Oh that clever, sharp and snarky wit!!!
🥰
😂🤣