Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq.
@derekdirkenator.bsky.social
No hate/bull@#$#. I'm just here for the tacos and to meet new, interesting and fun peoples. Stay safe out there kids....
I'm guessing we're not talkin' about cookies anymore? 😧
November 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I'm guessing we're not talkin' about cookies anymore? 😧
Pro tip (or so I'm told🤭)...make sure you hold out for top dollar. No cheapskates!!
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November 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Pro tip (or so I'm told🤭)...make sure you hold out for top dollar. No cheapskates!!
😁😎
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She all nice and riled up so you can wish her sweet dreams and sing her to sleep. She really be feelin' "Pump Up the Jam" lately...🤭
November 9, 2025 at 11:20 AM
She all nice and riled up so you can wish her sweet dreams and sing her to sleep. She really be feelin' "Pump Up the Jam" lately...🤭
Gotta start em out young!! 😂
Kid be like "da fug?"
Kid be like "da fug?"
November 9, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Gotta start em out young!! 😂
Kid be like "da fug?"
Kid be like "da fug?"
Ladies be like "Umm...this is great and all, but we just ordered the Caesar salads..." 🤭🤣😋
November 9, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Ladies be like "Umm...this is great and all, but we just ordered the Caesar salads..." 🤭🤣😋
Damn...those hip hop lessons really payin' off. 😳
...and no Tabs I WASN'T just now tryin' to do this!! You cants prove nothing!! 🫣
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...and no Tabs I WASN'T just now tryin' to do this!! You cants prove nothing!! 🫣
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November 9, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Damn...those hip hop lessons really payin' off. 😳
...and no Tabs I WASN'T just now tryin' to do this!! You cants prove nothing!! 🫣
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...and no Tabs I WASN'T just now tryin' to do this!! You cants prove nothing!! 🫣
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For the record...I tried to suggest "Saint Tabby" to big sis but she wasn't buying it...like not even a little bit.
Perhaps she have change of heart doh? 🫠
Personally...I think "Tabatha of Arc" could be the heroine we all need for 2026. 🤔
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Perhaps she have change of heart doh? 🫠
Personally...I think "Tabatha of Arc" could be the heroine we all need for 2026. 🤔
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November 9, 2025 at 8:33 AM
For the record...I tried to suggest "Saint Tabby" to big sis but she wasn't buying it...like not even a little bit.
Perhaps she have change of heart doh? 🫠
Personally...I think "Tabatha of Arc" could be the heroine we all need for 2026. 🤔
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Perhaps she have change of heart doh? 🫠
Personally...I think "Tabatha of Arc" could be the heroine we all need for 2026. 🤔
🤭😁
Ooooh dat 1%...always messin' with the rest of us!! 🙄
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November 9, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Ooooh dat 1%...always messin' with the rest of us!! 🙄
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Oh that baby done for!! 😧😬
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November 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Oh that baby done for!! 😧😬
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How bout' a "knife model"? You know...play to your strengths.🤭
Yous get a couple of your besties...and viola "Knife Girls"!! 😃
I know you'd run circles around these two jack@$$es...I mean I'd probably buy some steak knives from ya. 🤔
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Chop chop!! 🔪
Yous get a couple of your besties...and viola "Knife Girls"!! 😃
I know you'd run circles around these two jack@$$es...I mean I'd probably buy some steak knives from ya. 🤔
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Chop chop!! 🔪
November 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
How bout' a "knife model"? You know...play to your strengths.🤭
Yous get a couple of your besties...and viola "Knife Girls"!! 😃
I know you'd run circles around these two jack@$$es...I mean I'd probably buy some steak knives from ya. 🤔
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Chop chop!! 🔪
Yous get a couple of your besties...and viola "Knife Girls"!! 😃
I know you'd run circles around these two jack@$$es...I mean I'd probably buy some steak knives from ya. 🤔
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Chop chop!! 🔪
Probably...
Same raunchy, ornery and perverted sense of humor. 🤭 No wonder they kept my past hidden from me.🙄
...of course we could start one too, but Ima need to grow my hair out. 😎
Same raunchy, ornery and perverted sense of humor. 🤭 No wonder they kept my past hidden from me.🙄
...of course we could start one too, but Ima need to grow my hair out. 😎
November 8, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Probably...
Same raunchy, ornery and perverted sense of humor. 🤭 No wonder they kept my past hidden from me.🙄
...of course we could start one too, but Ima need to grow my hair out. 😎
Same raunchy, ornery and perverted sense of humor. 🤭 No wonder they kept my past hidden from me.🙄
...of course we could start one too, but Ima need to grow my hair out. 😎
Fricking hilarious...🤣😂
Tis the season for "hornyments" alright!!!
This gave me a Mad Max flashback...picturing her hanging off the "bow" of the SS Tabatha!!
Be like "Rawwwwrrr Bishes!!"
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Tis the season for "hornyments" alright!!!
This gave me a Mad Max flashback...picturing her hanging off the "bow" of the SS Tabatha!!
Be like "Rawwwwrrr Bishes!!"
😝
November 8, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Fricking hilarious...🤣😂
Tis the season for "hornyments" alright!!!
This gave me a Mad Max flashback...picturing her hanging off the "bow" of the SS Tabatha!!
Be like "Rawwwwrrr Bishes!!"
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Tis the season for "hornyments" alright!!!
This gave me a Mad Max flashback...picturing her hanging off the "bow" of the SS Tabatha!!
Be like "Rawwwwrrr Bishes!!"
😝
Damn...no kidding!! 😳
Which dumb@$$ staffer put a treadmill there?! 🙄😠
I needs good "winter projects"...I'd make you a motorized podium...😎🤘
Which dumb@$$ staffer put a treadmill there?! 🙄😠
I needs good "winter projects"...I'd make you a motorized podium...😎🤘
November 8, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Damn...no kidding!! 😳
Which dumb@$$ staffer put a treadmill there?! 🙄😠
I needs good "winter projects"...I'd make you a motorized podium...😎🤘
Which dumb@$$ staffer put a treadmill there?! 🙄😠
I needs good "winter projects"...I'd make you a motorized podium...😎🤘
Das it...
waffles
classic cartoons
...then trip to da zoo!!!
Yep...dey for reals. Contrary to popular belief...they actually can fly, but kinda suck at it and prefer to run in short bursts. They fass as hell too...
Taste like chicken tho' (I'm kidding...I'm kidding)😋
waffles
classic cartoons
...then trip to da zoo!!!
Yep...dey for reals. Contrary to popular belief...they actually can fly, but kinda suck at it and prefer to run in short bursts. They fass as hell too...
Taste like chicken tho' (I'm kidding...I'm kidding)😋
November 8, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Das it...
waffles
classic cartoons
...then trip to da zoo!!!
Yep...dey for reals. Contrary to popular belief...they actually can fly, but kinda suck at it and prefer to run in short bursts. They fass as hell too...
Taste like chicken tho' (I'm kidding...I'm kidding)😋
waffles
classic cartoons
...then trip to da zoo!!!
Yep...dey for reals. Contrary to popular belief...they actually can fly, but kinda suck at it and prefer to run in short bursts. They fass as hell too...
Taste like chicken tho' (I'm kidding...I'm kidding)😋
I heard she showed up for "Charm School" tryin' to wear these...and it did NOT go well. 🙄😬
November 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I heard she showed up for "Charm School" tryin' to wear these...and it did NOT go well. 🙄😬
Tryin' my best to picture this...😂
Still gonna be ornery as hell doh!!
Still gonna be ornery as hell doh!!
November 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Tryin' my best to picture this...😂
Still gonna be ornery as hell doh!!
Still gonna be ornery as hell doh!!
Took a couple of tries...but he nailed it in the end!!
November 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Took a couple of tries...but he nailed it in the end!!
Plus they done pissed off Saint Tabatha...
Dey screwed!! 😧😬
Dey screwed!! 😧😬
November 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Plus they done pissed off Saint Tabatha...
Dey screwed!! 😧😬
Dey screwed!! 😧😬
Who wants "gummy bears"?!!! 😧
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November 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Who wants "gummy bears"?!!! 😧
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Ima try to spin this...🤔
I mean who doesn't appreciate a classic burger joint!! It's a Seattle landmark!!🍔🍟🥤😋
I mean who doesn't appreciate a classic burger joint!! It's a Seattle landmark!!🍔🍟🥤😋
November 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Ima try to spin this...🤔
I mean who doesn't appreciate a classic burger joint!! It's a Seattle landmark!!🍔🍟🥤😋
I mean who doesn't appreciate a classic burger joint!! It's a Seattle landmark!!🍔🍟🥤😋
They tried to warn him...
They told him not to go....
He went anyways...
This is a survivor's tale...and based on a true story.
His story...
PSA...much like swimming, you should avoid eating within 30 minutes of seeing this film. 🤮
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They told him not to go....
He went anyways...
This is a survivor's tale...and based on a true story.
His story...
PSA...much like swimming, you should avoid eating within 30 minutes of seeing this film. 🤮
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November 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
They tried to warn him...
They told him not to go....
He went anyways...
This is a survivor's tale...and based on a true story.
His story...
PSA...much like swimming, you should avoid eating within 30 minutes of seeing this film. 🤮
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They told him not to go....
He went anyways...
This is a survivor's tale...and based on a true story.
His story...
PSA...much like swimming, you should avoid eating within 30 minutes of seeing this film. 🤮
🤣😂
This my runner up nominee...
Still chokes me up...
Still chokes me up...
November 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
This my runner up nominee...
Still chokes me up...
Still chokes me up...
...and "Shelter Pet of the Month" no less!!
Oh I so proud of her...no end to that girl's potentials!!
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Oh I so proud of her...no end to that girl's potentials!!
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November 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
...and "Shelter Pet of the Month" no less!!
Oh I so proud of her...no end to that girl's potentials!!
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Oh I so proud of her...no end to that girl's potentials!!
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Bwaaaaaaaaaa!!!
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November 2, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Bwaaaaaaaaaa!!!
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