Derek DeVries
@derekdevries.bsky.social
Michigander, digital strategist, half-ton sporty short box. "The more you share, the more your bowl will be plentiful."
Johnson is so fake that if he was hit in the face with a shovel, it would leave a perfect imprint of his mug in the steel like a Hanna Barbera cartoon.
December 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Johnson is so fake that if he was hit in the face with a shovel, it would leave a perfect imprint of his mug in the steel like a Hanna Barbera cartoon.