Derek DeVries
@derekdevries.bsky.social
Michigander, digital strategist, half-ton sporty short box. "The more you share, the more your bowl will be plentiful."
Johnson is so fake that if he was hit in the face with a shovel, it would leave a perfect imprint of his mug in the steel like a Hanna Barbera cartoon.
December 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Johnson is so fake that if he was hit in the face with a shovel, it would leave a perfect imprint of his mug in the steel like a Hanna Barbera cartoon.
It's what happens when one has the brainpan of a stagecoach tilter.
December 1, 2025 at 1:56 AM
It's what happens when one has the brainpan of a stagecoach tilter.
One of these days Trump is going to snap a bloody twig and Kash Patel will start naruto-running at Gavin Newsom.
November 5, 2025 at 12:33 AM
One of these days Trump is going to snap a bloody twig and Kash Patel will start naruto-running at Gavin Newsom.
Every MAGA conspiracy theory is the result of them being too dumb and lazy to look anything up.
October 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Every MAGA conspiracy theory is the result of them being too dumb and lazy to look anything up.
Waiting for the rapture like...
September 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Waiting for the rapture like...
In these challenging times, Wilbur would like to offer you his stuffed moose.
September 18, 2025 at 11:38 PM
In these challenging times, Wilbur would like to offer you his stuffed moose.
NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY LIFE
September 1, 2025 at 4:14 AM
NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY LIFE
This reminds me of when Sandra Bullock ordered a pizza online in 1995:
August 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
This reminds me of when Sandra Bullock ordered a pizza online in 1995:
What's bananas about this is that Eisenhower, Reagan, and W. Bush were cheerleaders. Male cheerleaders shouldn't be controversial.
August 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM
What's bananas about this is that Eisenhower, Reagan, and W. Bush were cheerleaders. Male cheerleaders shouldn't be controversial.
"Nothing so charms the American people as personal bravery."
August 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
"Nothing so charms the American people as personal bravery."
Which also leaves open the door for...
August 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Which also leaves open the door for...
My Trumper neighbor decided he should try to cut down a 60' dead pine tree by himself and cut the power to the whole neighborhood when it inevitably fell into the power lines.
July 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
My Trumper neighbor decided he should try to cut down a 60' dead pine tree by himself and cut the power to the whole neighborhood when it inevitably fell into the power lines.
This stuff is life-changing:
July 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
This stuff is life-changing:
Patient Zero: (trainers say this is the reference most frequently cited by men as the goal physique they want to achieve)
July 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Patient Zero: (trainers say this is the reference most frequently cited by men as the goal physique they want to achieve)
Destro is at again with the Weather Dominator...
July 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Destro is at again with the Weather Dominator...
Alabama is consistently one of the top ten states that are most dependent on the federal government. Tommy Boy should stick to insider trading and lay off the inner cities that subsidize his state's failure to take care of its residents. www.visualcapitalist.com/states-depde...
June 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Alabama is consistently one of the top ten states that are most dependent on the federal government. Tommy Boy should stick to insider trading and lay off the inner cities that subsidize his state's failure to take care of its residents. www.visualcapitalist.com/states-depde...
Especially when the real energy problem is techbros trying to monetize AI slop.
June 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Especially when the real energy problem is techbros trying to monetize AI slop.
Fascist larvae Charlie Kirk re-posted a video about Rockford, Michigan to make some racist point about small towns. You will not be shocked to learn that both precincts of the City of Rockford went for Harris in 2024.
June 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Fascist larvae Charlie Kirk re-posted a video about Rockford, Michigan to make some racist point about small towns. You will not be shocked to learn that both precincts of the City of Rockford went for Harris in 2024.
COUNTERPOINT: No, It's Not, LOL.
June 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
COUNTERPOINT: No, It's Not, LOL.
HGH and horse paste have turned Joe Rogan into a Street Shark.
June 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
HGH and horse paste have turned Joe Rogan into a Street Shark.
This Michigan republican regurgitating right-wing think tank talking points about education went to a private school where the student to teacher ratio is 9:1.
June 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This Michigan republican regurgitating right-wing think tank talking points about education went to a private school where the student to teacher ratio is 9:1.
The vast majority of studies show 70%-80% of social media users don't read past the headline. MOREOVER, the vast majority also share articles without even reading them. So, yeah, headlines matter. Studies also show that people prefer shorter headlines (and will ignore longer ones). We're so cooked.
June 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
The vast majority of studies show 70%-80% of social media users don't read past the headline. MOREOVER, the vast majority also share articles without even reading them. So, yeah, headlines matter. Studies also show that people prefer shorter headlines (and will ignore longer ones). We're so cooked.