Tillman’s tackle before Freeman’s 2nd goal proves my mother was lying when she said violence never solves anything

My exact first thought on seeing it was Berhalter to Freeman for the second goal

We're bragging about knowing where to bury bodies in dating profiles now? Is this a CW show?

Also "You're the man, you make the first move" combined with "Im not interested in your money or car" is certainly a stance to take lol.

Bless you for always delivering the exact content I didnt know I wanted but 1000% needed

Yeah the lack of named moves has been refreshing. Also love the delinquent element it brings so it's not just a different Ao Ashi

I'm not sure if this is more or less impressive than winning without taking a shot lol

It's the wrong possessive dick was not a sentence I expected to read...ever? Much less understand it and agree.

new law: every company that wants to use genAI has to pay an extra tax that used to fund UBI for every single person whose work was used to build that database, and if they fail to pay for even one pixel of a pornographic shitpost on a personal blog the CEO gets executed by firing squad

Gotta be the latter right? I've never seen a cigar that thin before

Wow....2009 I was finishing my last tour of Iraq before finishing my time in the military and going back to school

I am curious how Vermes stacks up for DP "hit rate" compared to the rest of the league. I'd imagine it's not great, but definitely recency bias at play there. I think @kcsoccerjournal.bsky.social partially covered this semi-recently but can't recall the numbers. I'll have to try and dig it up later.