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Between Thanksgiving and Christmas, I’m trying a little under 10 recipes. And they’re *almost* exclusively from The Golden Girls Cookbook.
Why? I don’t know. I found it on Hoopla, and I’m just going for it!
(Plus, who doesn’t love The Golden Girls?)
Why? I don’t know. I found it on Hoopla, and I’m just going for it!
(Plus, who doesn’t love The Golden Girls?)
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Between Thanksgiving and Christmas, I’m trying a little under 10 recipes. And they’re *almost* exclusively from The Golden Girls Cookbook.
Why? I don’t know. I found it on Hoopla, and I’m just going for it!
(Plus, who doesn’t love The Golden Girls?)
Why? I don’t know. I found it on Hoopla, and I’m just going for it!
(Plus, who doesn’t love The Golden Girls?)
The longer I live, the more I realize that there are people who think Alaska and Hawaii are to the south of the continental United States because of maps like this:
November 23, 2025 at 5:58 AM
The longer I live, the more I realize that there are people who think Alaska and Hawaii are to the south of the continental United States because of maps like this:
We went to a parade tonight.
All I’m saying is: I have questions.
All I’m saying is: I have questions.
November 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
We went to a parade tonight.
All I’m saying is: I have questions.
All I’m saying is: I have questions.
It's hard to take much pleasure in anything these days.
But after years of hearing how old and tired and incognizant Biden was, I'm sure getting a kick out of watching him decline.
But after years of hearing how old and tired and incognizant Biden was, I'm sure getting a kick out of watching him decline.
November 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
It's hard to take much pleasure in anything these days.
But after years of hearing how old and tired and incognizant Biden was, I'm sure getting a kick out of watching him decline.
But after years of hearing how old and tired and incognizant Biden was, I'm sure getting a kick out of watching him decline.
Trump supporters,
See this?
This you.
See this?
This you.
November 7, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Trump supporters,
See this?
This you.
See this?
This you.
This is a picture that we’ve had hung in our house for years.
Occasionally, I look at it and think, “Wait. Were they hiding Jesus’s face in the tree?”
I’m not making this up, right? You see it too?
Occasionally, I look at it and think, “Wait. Were they hiding Jesus’s face in the tree?”
I’m not making this up, right? You see it too?
November 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This is a picture that we’ve had hung in our house for years.
Occasionally, I look at it and think, “Wait. Were they hiding Jesus’s face in the tree?”
I’m not making this up, right? You see it too?
Occasionally, I look at it and think, “Wait. Were they hiding Jesus’s face in the tree?”
I’m not making this up, right? You see it too?
The highlight of my night was being on the winning team that narrowly won trivia night at the local bar, and one of the final questions was naming the 2009 movie shot locally that I happened to be a featured extra in! (And in which I got to give a disgusted look to Anna Kendrick as I walked by.)
November 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
The highlight of my night was being on the winning team that narrowly won trivia night at the local bar, and one of the final questions was naming the 2009 movie shot locally that I happened to be a featured extra in! (And in which I got to give a disgusted look to Anna Kendrick as I walked by.)
Horror is often overlooked. But at least John Carpenter got his star on April 3. And he graciously let Robert Englund Halloween day.
November 2, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Horror is often overlooked. But at least John Carpenter got his star on April 3. And he graciously let Robert Englund Halloween day.
Do you think that if he ever wants a thrill he just grabs himself by the neck?
October 15, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Do you think that if he ever wants a thrill he just grabs himself by the neck?
My daughter loves everything about Count Chocula except the marshmallows.
And I’ve been having a hard time processing this information.
And I’ve been having a hard time processing this information.
October 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
My daughter loves everything about Count Chocula except the marshmallows.
And I’ve been having a hard time processing this information.
And I’ve been having a hard time processing this information.
Neighborhood Halloween decorations have encouraged me to learn the difference between a sickle and a scythe.
#themoreyouknow
#themoreyouknow
October 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Neighborhood Halloween decorations have encouraged me to learn the difference between a sickle and a scythe.
#themoreyouknow
#themoreyouknow
I just realized the other day at the grocery store that they still made the old, classic, chalky Flintstones Vitamins. So I bought them.
Will our kids like them? Who knows. I guess if they don’t, I’ll be eating them.
Will our kids like them? Who knows. I guess if they don’t, I’ll be eating them.
October 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I just realized the other day at the grocery store that they still made the old, classic, chalky Flintstones Vitamins. So I bought them.
Will our kids like them? Who knows. I guess if they don’t, I’ll be eating them.
Will our kids like them? Who knows. I guess if they don’t, I’ll be eating them.
My hands on a roller coaster vs. my hands when I’m at the dentist.
September 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
My hands on a roller coaster vs. my hands when I’m at the dentist.
I’ve heard about these British candies but could not find them anywhere close to home. So of course, I had to order them.
Can confirm they are MUCH better than Whoppers!
Can confirm they are MUCH better than Whoppers!
September 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I’ve heard about these British candies but could not find them anywhere close to home. So of course, I had to order them.
Can confirm they are MUCH better than Whoppers!
Can confirm they are MUCH better than Whoppers!
A week late, but RIP Robert Redford.
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid will always be one of my favorites.
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid will always be one of my favorites.
September 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
A week late, but RIP Robert Redford.
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid will always be one of my favorites.
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid will always be one of my favorites.
Fox News Viewers:
September 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Fox News Viewers:
Trying to decide if this new emoji is supposed to be when you’re feeling like Steve Buscemi or Peter Lorre.
September 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Trying to decide if this new emoji is supposed to be when you’re feeling like Steve Buscemi or Peter Lorre.
I’m enjoying the hot dog–eating this year because it perfectly encapsulates how I feel.
July 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I’m enjoying the hot dog–eating this year because it perfectly encapsulates how I feel.
It’s our fault for thinking there was even a chance the Crypt-Keeper would vote to improve someone’s life.
July 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
It’s our fault for thinking there was even a chance the Crypt-Keeper would vote to improve someone’s life.
We’re having a great summer!
And no, you may NOT borrow my time machine! It’s always returned with nicks and scrapes!
And no, you may NOT borrow my time machine! It’s always returned with nicks and scrapes!
June 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
We’re having a great summer!
And no, you may NOT borrow my time machine! It’s always returned with nicks and scrapes!
And no, you may NOT borrow my time machine! It’s always returned with nicks and scrapes!
There’s a new chain of Trump Burger restaurants.
I assure you it’s not a cult.
PLEASE DO NOT CALL THEM TO ASK IF THEY HAVE CHICKEN TACOS!!!
I assure you it’s not a cult.
PLEASE DO NOT CALL THEM TO ASK IF THEY HAVE CHICKEN TACOS!!!
June 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
There’s a new chain of Trump Burger restaurants.
I assure you it’s not a cult.
PLEASE DO NOT CALL THEM TO ASK IF THEY HAVE CHICKEN TACOS!!!
I assure you it’s not a cult.
PLEASE DO NOT CALL THEM TO ASK IF THEY HAVE CHICKEN TACOS!!!
Look at this verified post!
And BIDEN is the one you need to write a book on??? This man is deranged. He’s a trai.tor and a liar. The furthest thing from a patriot there could be.
And BIDEN is the one you need to write a book on??? This man is deranged. He’s a trai.tor and a liar. The furthest thing from a patriot there could be.
June 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Look at this verified post!
And BIDEN is the one you need to write a book on??? This man is deranged. He’s a trai.tor and a liar. The furthest thing from a patriot there could be.
And BIDEN is the one you need to write a book on??? This man is deranged. He’s a trai.tor and a liar. The furthest thing from a patriot there could be.