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Why do people say stuff like the following?
“Unpopular Opinion: I hate coleslaw.”
That’s not an opinion. I agree that you don’t like it.
How about this?
“Unpopular Opinion: Coleslaw is gross.”
“Unpopular Opinion: I hate coleslaw.”
That’s not an opinion. I agree that you don’t like it.
How about this?
“Unpopular Opinion: Coleslaw is gross.”
December 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Why do people say stuff like the following?
“Unpopular Opinion: I hate coleslaw.”
That’s not an opinion. I agree that you don’t like it.
How about this?
“Unpopular Opinion: Coleslaw is gross.”
“Unpopular Opinion: I hate coleslaw.”
That’s not an opinion. I agree that you don’t like it.
How about this?
“Unpopular Opinion: Coleslaw is gross.”
Confession: I put more cinnamon and sugar on toast than what is necessary or appropriate.
December 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Confession: I put more cinnamon and sugar on toast than what is necessary or appropriate.
One of the most exhausting things about being alive right now is growing numb to everything going on around us because it’s too much to take in and focus on … and then having moments of rage and fury that slowly become more than we can bear so we grow numb again.
December 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
One of the most exhausting things about being alive right now is growing numb to everything going on around us because it’s too much to take in and focus on … and then having moments of rage and fury that slowly become more than we can bear so we grow numb again.
Trump should identify as a woman so that all of their stereotypes of female leaders can be accurate.
December 1, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Trump should identify as a woman so that all of their stereotypes of female leaders can be accurate.
If eggnog didn’t have “egg” in its name, a lot more people would drink and like it.
December 1, 2025 at 4:12 AM
If eggnog didn’t have “egg” in its name, a lot more people would drink and like it.
Between Thanksgiving and Christmas, I’m trying a little under 10 recipes. And they’re *almost* exclusively from The Golden Girls Cookbook.
Why? I don’t know. I found it on Hoopla, and I’m just going for it!
(Plus, who doesn’t love The Golden Girls?)
Why? I don’t know. I found it on Hoopla, and I’m just going for it!
(Plus, who doesn’t love The Golden Girls?)
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Between Thanksgiving and Christmas, I’m trying a little under 10 recipes. And they’re *almost* exclusively from The Golden Girls Cookbook.
Why? I don’t know. I found it on Hoopla, and I’m just going for it!
(Plus, who doesn’t love The Golden Girls?)
Why? I don’t know. I found it on Hoopla, and I’m just going for it!
(Plus, who doesn’t love The Golden Girls?)
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This is exactly what you do
With presidents who coup
With presidents who coup
Brazil's former President Jair Bolsonaro must begin serving his 27-year prison sentence for plotting an attempted coup, Supreme Court Justice Alexandre de Moraes has ruled. https://cnn.it/4p1dgDV
November 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
This is exactly what you do
With presidents who coup
With presidents who coup
The Venn diagram of men who like “I hate my wife” comedy and those who experience the male loneliness epidemic is a circle.
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The Venn diagram of men who like “I hate my wife” comedy and those who experience the male loneliness epidemic is a circle.
The moment you lose respect for someone you thought you knew when you witness them litter.
November 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
The moment you lose respect for someone you thought you knew when you witness them litter.
Gremlins 2: The New Batch makes me sad because the better version of the movie includes the scene in which the VCR you’re playing it on messes up.
But … it doesn’t make sense to play that version anymore. 🥺
But … it doesn’t make sense to play that version anymore. 🥺
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Gremlins 2: The New Batch makes me sad because the better version of the movie includes the scene in which the VCR you’re playing it on messes up.
But … it doesn’t make sense to play that version anymore. 🥺
But … it doesn’t make sense to play that version anymore. 🥺
Since everyone is giving their Oz opinions, here’s mine:
While I *love* the Muppets, The Muppets’ Wizard of Oz is a big piece of shit!
While I *love* the Muppets, The Muppets’ Wizard of Oz is a big piece of shit!
November 24, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Since everyone is giving their Oz opinions, here’s mine:
While I *love* the Muppets, The Muppets’ Wizard of Oz is a big piece of shit!
While I *love* the Muppets, The Muppets’ Wizard of Oz is a big piece of shit!
I know people joke that their kids are feral, but our son has resorted to hissing at those in his vicinity when faced with adversity.
November 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I know people joke that their kids are feral, but our son has resorted to hissing at those in his vicinity when faced with adversity.
The longer I live, the more I realize that there are people who think Alaska and Hawaii are to the south of the continental United States because of maps like this:
November 23, 2025 at 5:58 AM
The longer I live, the more I realize that there are people who think Alaska and Hawaii are to the south of the continental United States because of maps like this:
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There are going to be prominent Democrats and mainstream media voices who insist that we have to "turn the page" and "forgive and forget" and they should all be roundly ignored, if not mercilessly mocked.
It’s crazy to think about the crimes we’re going to learn about after this regime ends.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
November 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
There are going to be prominent Democrats and mainstream media voices who insist that we have to "turn the page" and "forgive and forget" and they should all be roundly ignored, if not mercilessly mocked.
People who are not interested in seeing certain movies sure are interested in talking about how they’re not interested in seeing certain movies.
November 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
People who are not interested in seeing certain movies sure are interested in talking about how they’re not interested in seeing certain movies.
Blue raspberry's crime is being a made-up flavor that led to blueberry erasure.
November 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Blue raspberry's crime is being a made-up flavor that led to blueberry erasure.
It should be beyond clear by now that we have a president who does not want to help us. He wants to hurt us.
November 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
It should be beyond clear by now that we have a president who does not want to help us. He wants to hurt us.
There is a danger in saying that Trump crossed a line THIS TIME! That NOW there is no debate as to whether he should hold office!
He crossed lines in the very beginning! He never should have been elected in the first place! …
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He crossed lines in the very beginning! He never should have been elected in the first place! …
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November 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
There is a danger in saying that Trump crossed a line THIS TIME! That NOW there is no debate as to whether he should hold office!
He crossed lines in the very beginning! He never should have been elected in the first place! …
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He crossed lines in the very beginning! He never should have been elected in the first place! …
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Will never get over Van Jones’s “He became president in this moment” comment.
November 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Will never get over Van Jones’s “He became president in this moment” comment.
WE THE PEOPLE ARE BEGGING YOU!!!
IS ANYONE LISTENING????!?
IS ANYONE LISTENING????!?
November 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
WE THE PEOPLE ARE BEGGING YOU!!!
IS ANYONE LISTENING????!?
IS ANYONE LISTENING????!?
The news that nooses and swasitkas are no longer considered hate symbols really got me thinking about something:
We need to see the Epstein files and that fucker needs to be impeached and removed from office!
HE CAN NO LONGER CHANGE THE SUBJECT!!!!!
We need to see the Epstein files and that fucker needs to be impeached and removed from office!
HE CAN NO LONGER CHANGE THE SUBJECT!!!!!
November 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The news that nooses and swasitkas are no longer considered hate symbols really got me thinking about something:
We need to see the Epstein files and that fucker needs to be impeached and removed from office!
HE CAN NO LONGER CHANGE THE SUBJECT!!!!!
We need to see the Epstein files and that fucker needs to be impeached and removed from office!
HE CAN NO LONGER CHANGE THE SUBJECT!!!!!
Not holding a president accountable until there is proof that he is a pedophile is like not recognizing or confronting racism until there’s a burning cross on the front lawn.
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November 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Not holding a president accountable until there is proof that he is a pedophile is like not recognizing or confronting racism until there’s a burning cross on the front lawn.
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At this point, just decide for yourselves if Die Hard is a Christmas movie, and let’s all move on.
November 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
At this point, just decide for yourselves if Die Hard is a Christmas movie, and let’s all move on.
Scene: The President when presented with the evidence of his actions and faced with the possibility of consequences for the first time in his life breaks down uncontrollably crying. The sounds are unlike anything we have heard from him before. …
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November 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Scene: The President when presented with the evidence of his actions and faced with the possibility of consequences for the first time in his life breaks down uncontrollably crying. The sounds are unlike anything we have heard from him before. …
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Can you imagine if there were files with possible evidence that a low-income, low-profile person committed a heinous crime? But that person could never be charged with those crimes because those files were highly confidential, so they refused to open them?
Yeah, I can’t either.
Yeah, I can’t either.
November 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Can you imagine if there were files with possible evidence that a low-income, low-profile person committed a heinous crime? But that person could never be charged with those crimes because those files were highly confidential, so they refused to open them?
Yeah, I can’t either.
Yeah, I can’t either.