Derek Asaff
@derekasaff.bsky.social
Writer. Rescue Dog lover. Bert on the outside. Ernie on the inside. Reps at WME/KaplanPerrone.
I have one of those original promo posters. Thinking of taking it with me to STLV for the 60th anniversary and having it signed by Shatner.
November 18, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I have one of those original promo posters. Thinking of taking it with me to STLV for the 60th anniversary and having it signed by Shatner.
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
Orange and White is the New Black
May 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Orange and White is the New Black
I’m not religious, but I believe in the Holy Trinity.
April 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I’m not religious, but I believe in the Holy Trinity.
No cheating. The last saved celebrity pic on your phone is your therapist.
April 6, 2025 at 5:33 AM
No cheating. The last saved celebrity pic on your phone is your therapist.
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
March 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
This is Nebula mid nap
March 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
This is Nebula mid nap
Age yourself with a cartoon you watched as a kid.
March 18, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Age yourself with a cartoon you watched as a kid.
“Why aren’t you wearing a suit?”
March 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
“Why aren’t you wearing a suit?”
Not that Pierce. This Pierce.
March 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Not that Pierce. This Pierce.
When the waiter brings out everyone's food but mine.
March 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
When the waiter brings out everyone's food but mine.
If you see this, post a ghost
February 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
If you see this, post a ghost
What is the coolest shot in movies?
February 15, 2025 at 4:54 AM
What is the coolest shot in movies?
You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
February 15, 2025 at 4:43 AM
You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
My ride is here...
February 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
My ride is here...
#comicsdna The comics and books that were formative to you.
January 28, 2025 at 8:45 AM
#comicsdna The comics and books that were formative to you.
If you see this, quote with flowers from your gallery.
January 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
If you see this, quote with flowers from your gallery.
How I arrived on Bluesky
January 26, 2025 at 12:32 AM
How I arrived on Bluesky
Timeline cleanse:
I give you rescue chug Lieutenant B'Elanna Torres mid lick
I give you rescue chug Lieutenant B'Elanna Torres mid lick
January 23, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Timeline cleanse:
I give you rescue chug Lieutenant B'Elanna Torres mid lick
I give you rescue chug Lieutenant B'Elanna Torres mid lick
show me one picture from star trek that perfectly embodies your aura.
January 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
show me one picture from star trek that perfectly embodies your aura.