derek
@derekalexander.bsky.social
i don’t have blood i have cotton candy dippin’ dots
oops slept till noon🙈
November 19, 2024 at 4:47 PM
oops slept till noon🙈
successful night out if i do say so myself
November 17, 2024 at 7:31 PM
successful night out if i do say so myself
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i encourage you all to be more like my son. take in the beauty of your everyday surroundings. smile. take a nap without worrying about how it might disrupt your day. and every two or three hours, shit your pants as hard as you possibly can
November 16, 2024 at 3:52 PM
i encourage you all to be more like my son. take in the beauty of your everyday surroundings. smile. take a nap without worrying about how it might disrupt your day. and every two or three hours, shit your pants as hard as you possibly can
overdue for my Saturday pump
November 16, 2024 at 8:53 PM
overdue for my Saturday pump
pfp should get some love i think
November 15, 2024 at 12:50 AM
pfp should get some love i think
