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Der Bard
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He/him. Just glad to have a place to be mad online again. I block generative AI.
I am bringing this energy into 2026.
December 6, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Update: this has so far been retweeted into my feed at least two dozen times, and I have clicked Play every. single. time.
December 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Jeffries said he supports *some kinds* of racism; that should be ridiculed. Is this Onion headline the right way to do that? I honestly don't know. People arguing in the comments with strawman they've concocted certainly isn't advancing humanity.
December 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
To be clear, I was responding to someone who was (pretending?) to not understand the construction of the joke. I have no interest in arguing about whether this joke, or any other joke, is funny — people's senses of humor vary wildly. The joke is certainly offensive.
December 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Didn't say it was funny, chief.
December 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Reposted by Der Bard
President rapist. Cabinet full of rapists. A rapist and an abuser on the Supreme Court. Pro-rape policies.

The Republican Party is objectively pro-rape.
BREAKING: Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans & intersex people, memo says. A DOJ memo says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act (PREA) do not align with Trump’s Jan. 20 anti-trans executive order, @byadamrhodes.bsky.social reports.
Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans and intersex people
A Department of Justice memo says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act do not align with Trump’s executive order
prismreports.org
December 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Here's the thing though: the joke *didn't* need a paragraph to explain how it's funny. The joke is very obvious if you know who the Central Park Five are and who Hakeem Jeffries is. I explained it in a long-winded way as a bit because it's so obvious what the joke is. Everybody understands the joke.
December 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
That's the joke, bud. Because this week Trump said all people from Somalia are "garbage" and shouldn't be in the USA, and then Jeffries went on TV and praised Trump's immigration policies.

So, this post is imagining him latching on to a different, real thing Trump said.
December 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Reposted by Der Bard
Now with more alt text!
December 4, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Now with more alt text!
December 4, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Ahem...
Machadaynu
YouTube video by kevinmurphy
www.youtube.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Reposted by Der Bard
“I don’t agree with trans people in society.”

“OK, well trans people do exist in society, but I respect your right to your beliefs so much I’m willing to move you out of society for as long as you hold those beliefs. What? You thought we should’ve moved them out? Why? These aren’t THEIR beliefs.”
November 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Levon is!
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM