Der Bard
@derbard.bsky.social
He/him. Just glad to have a place to be mad online again. I block generative AI.
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The Devil You Know with Sarah Marshall
True Crime Podcast · Weekly Series · In the 1980s and 90s, Satan and his followers were accused of brainwashing children, sacrificing babies, and infiltrating North American society on a massive scale...
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December 6, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I got you. Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
Youtube: www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Canada?: www.cbc.ca/listen/cbc-p...
Youtube: www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Canada?: www.cbc.ca/listen/cbc-p...
I am bringing this energy into 2026.
December 6, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I am bringing this energy into 2026.
Update: this has so far been retweeted into my feed at least two dozen times, and I have clicked Play every. single. time.
December 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Update: this has so far been retweeted into my feed at least two dozen times, and I have clicked Play every. single. time.
Jeffries said he supports *some kinds* of racism; that should be ridiculed. Is this Onion headline the right way to do that? I honestly don't know. People arguing in the comments with strawman they've concocted certainly isn't advancing humanity.
December 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Jeffries said he supports *some kinds* of racism; that should be ridiculed. Is this Onion headline the right way to do that? I honestly don't know. People arguing in the comments with strawman they've concocted certainly isn't advancing humanity.
To be clear, I was responding to someone who was (pretending?) to not understand the construction of the joke. I have no interest in arguing about whether this joke, or any other joke, is funny — people's senses of humor vary wildly. The joke is certainly offensive.
December 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
To be clear, I was responding to someone who was (pretending?) to not understand the construction of the joke. I have no interest in arguing about whether this joke, or any other joke, is funny — people's senses of humor vary wildly. The joke is certainly offensive.
Didn't say it was funny, chief.
December 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Didn't say it was funny, chief.
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President rapist. Cabinet full of rapists. A rapist and an abuser on the Supreme Court. Pro-rape policies.
The Republican Party is objectively pro-rape.
The Republican Party is objectively pro-rape.
BREAKING: Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans & intersex people, memo says. A DOJ memo says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act (PREA) do not align with Trump’s Jan. 20 anti-trans executive order, @byadamrhodes.bsky.social reports.
Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans and intersex people
A Department of Justice memo says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act do not align with Trump’s executive order
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December 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
President rapist. Cabinet full of rapists. A rapist and an abuser on the Supreme Court. Pro-rape policies.
The Republican Party is objectively pro-rape.
The Republican Party is objectively pro-rape.
Here's the thing though: the joke *didn't* need a paragraph to explain how it's funny. The joke is very obvious if you know who the Central Park Five are and who Hakeem Jeffries is. I explained it in a long-winded way as a bit because it's so obvious what the joke is. Everybody understands the joke.
December 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Here's the thing though: the joke *didn't* need a paragraph to explain how it's funny. The joke is very obvious if you know who the Central Park Five are and who Hakeem Jeffries is. I explained it in a long-winded way as a bit because it's so obvious what the joke is. Everybody understands the joke.
That's the joke, bud. Because this week Trump said all people from Somalia are "garbage" and shouldn't be in the USA, and then Jeffries went on TV and praised Trump's immigration policies.
So, this post is imagining him latching on to a different, real thing Trump said.
So, this post is imagining him latching on to a different, real thing Trump said.
December 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
That's the joke, bud. Because this week Trump said all people from Somalia are "garbage" and shouldn't be in the USA, and then Jeffries went on TV and praised Trump's immigration policies.
So, this post is imagining him latching on to a different, real thing Trump said.
So, this post is imagining him latching on to a different, real thing Trump said.
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Now with more alt text!
December 4, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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“I don’t agree with trans people in society.”
“OK, well trans people do exist in society, but I respect your right to your beliefs so much I’m willing to move you out of society for as long as you hold those beliefs. What? You thought we should’ve moved them out? Why? These aren’t THEIR beliefs.”
“OK, well trans people do exist in society, but I respect your right to your beliefs so much I’m willing to move you out of society for as long as you hold those beliefs. What? You thought we should’ve moved them out? Why? These aren’t THEIR beliefs.”
November 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
“I don’t agree with trans people in society.”
“OK, well trans people do exist in society, but I respect your right to your beliefs so much I’m willing to move you out of society for as long as you hold those beliefs. What? You thought we should’ve moved them out? Why? These aren’t THEIR beliefs.”
“OK, well trans people do exist in society, but I respect your right to your beliefs so much I’m willing to move you out of society for as long as you hold those beliefs. What? You thought we should’ve moved them out? Why? These aren’t THEIR beliefs.”