🐷 dp
@derangedpiglet.bsky.social
I'm a mid forties nerd. Cat dad. Kink enthusiast that occasionally posts cute animals. I'll be nice to you if you're nice to me. I'm friendly but I have boundaries. (he/him)
@mistresstalon.bsky.social controls the 🔒
@mistresstalon.bsky.social controls the 🔒
It's been a while since I've plugged myself. It's taken me 3 days to be comfortable with it for any length of time, but it's in comfortably now. My goal is to stay this way until the end of the movie I'm watching.
I have missed this. Maybe I'll lock up at some point too?
I have missed this. Maybe I'll lock up at some point too?
November 29, 2025 at 4:27 AM
It's been a while since I've plugged myself. It's taken me 3 days to be comfortable with it for any length of time, but it's in comfortably now. My goal is to stay this way until the end of the movie I'm watching.
I have missed this. Maybe I'll lock up at some point too?
I have missed this. Maybe I'll lock up at some point too?
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November 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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I have been considering cutting down my chin beard. What do you think I should do? I also haven't shaved the rest of my head in a few days. I feel...gruff.
August 31, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I have been considering cutting down my chin beard. What do you think I should do? I also haven't shaved the rest of my head in a few days. I feel...gruff.
Maybe I'm a picky eater?
August 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Maybe I'm a picky eater?
I'm getting better at randomly braiding my beard to get it away from my neck.
July 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I'm getting better at randomly braiding my beard to get it away from my neck.
She drives me nuts, but she's very cute.
June 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
She drives me nuts, but she's very cute.
Supervisor be supervising.
June 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Supervisor be supervising.
So I had a nice evening last night courtesy of @mistresstalon.bsky.social .
May 31, 2025 at 6:48 PM
So I had a nice evening last night courtesy of @mistresstalon.bsky.social .
Supervisor be supervising.
May 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Supervisor be supervising.
Welp, my spare key is inside the lockbox. The other box lets the lockbox talk outside of my network so @mistresstalon.bsky.social can control it.
Chastity is finally getting real and I will be able to get out to clean and shave regularly with Mistress Talon allowing it. Or not.
Chastity is finally getting real and I will be able to get out to clean and shave regularly with Mistress Talon allowing it. Or not.
May 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Welp, my spare key is inside the lockbox. The other box lets the lockbox talk outside of my network so @mistresstalon.bsky.social can control it.
Chastity is finally getting real and I will be able to get out to clean and shave regularly with Mistress Talon allowing it. Or not.
Chastity is finally getting real and I will be able to get out to clean and shave regularly with Mistress Talon allowing it. Or not.
Locked in a @kink3d.com cage (the smallest, narrowest tube) with a linked randomized lock. Secured with a 6g clicker ring through my Prince Albert piercing. With the keys to the randomized lock going into a smart key lock box arriving tomorrow.
May 22, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Locked in a @kink3d.com cage (the smallest, narrowest tube) with a linked randomized lock. Secured with a 6g clicker ring through my Prince Albert piercing. With the keys to the randomized lock going into a smart key lock box arriving tomorrow.
Apparently I'm just a bit broad for this XXL Straitjacket Shop straitjacket.
Thank you @mistresstalon.bsky.social for fixing the hole in the shoulder and helping me try out the jacket. 😊
Thank you @mistresstalon.bsky.social for fixing the hole in the shoulder and helping me try out the jacket. 😊
May 3, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Apparently I'm just a bit broad for this XXL Straitjacket Shop straitjacket.
Thank you @mistresstalon.bsky.social for fixing the hole in the shoulder and helping me try out the jacket. 😊
Thank you @mistresstalon.bsky.social for fixing the hole in the shoulder and helping me try out the jacket. 😊
Received my new cage from @kink3d.com via @toppedtoys.com yesterday. I've been wearing it since this morning. I'm impressed so far.
May 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Received my new cage from @kink3d.com via @toppedtoys.com yesterday. I've been wearing it since this morning. I'm impressed so far.
I would really like to spend some time restrained and at someone's mercy.
April 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I would really like to spend some time restrained and at someone's mercy.
I managed to get the card out and plugged into my computer. Here is the config file, except my wifi information. This should allow me to connect it to my wifi and keep the software updated.
March 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I managed to get the card out and plugged into my computer. Here is the config file, except my wifi information. This should allow me to connect it to my wifi and keep the software updated.
If I turn the knob, the vibe starts up...
March 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
If I turn the knob, the vibe starts up...
I have given the inflator one pump. Note how pres now says 80%?
By default, the box is set to automatic. It will adjust itself to what it thinks is the best settings, but you're able to make adjustments in the extensive menu system.
By default, the box is set to automatic. It will adjust itself to what it thinks is the best settings, but you're able to make adjustments in the extensive menu system.
March 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I have given the inflator one pump. Note how pres now says 80%?
By default, the box is set to automatic. It will adjust itself to what it thinks is the best settings, but you're able to make adjustments in the extensive menu system.
By default, the box is set to automatic. It will adjust itself to what it thinks is the best settings, but you're able to make adjustments in the extensive menu system.
And here, I have plugged in the power. We have a very readable bright blue text on a black screen.
March 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
And here, I have plugged in the power. We have a very readable bright blue text on a black screen.
Here, we see the power, vibe and plug connected.
March 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Here, we see the power, vibe and plug connected.
The other end or the clear tube is then plugged into the box. To seal that connection, it screws on.
Why are we doing this? This is how the box determines if you're about to orgasm. You insert the plug in and give it a single pump. The box then reads the pressure.
Why are we doing this? This is how the box determines if you're about to orgasm. You insert the plug in and give it a single pump. The box then reads the pressure.
March 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The other end or the clear tube is then plugged into the box. To seal that connection, it screws on.
Why are we doing this? This is how the box determines if you're about to orgasm. You insert the plug in and give it a single pump. The box then reads the pressure.
Why are we doing this? This is how the box determines if you're about to orgasm. You insert the plug in and give it a single pump. The box then reads the pressure.
And now I have used the t adapter to rejoin the tubes.
March 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
And now I have used the t adapter to rejoin the tubes.