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I'm a mid forties nerd. Cat dad. Kink enthusiast that occasionally posts cute animals. I'll be nice to you if you're nice to me. I'm friendly but I have boundaries. (he/him)
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Welp, I now have 2 x 14g barbells in X format in each nipple and my septum is at 4g.
I think I'm crashing (yes I have eaten I'm just home and comfortable again).
Thanks @mistresstalon.bsky.social for coming with me and also getting pierced.
I think I'm crashing (yes I have eaten I'm just home and comfortable again).
Thanks @mistresstalon.bsky.social for coming with me and also getting pierced.
January 18, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Welp, I now have 2 x 14g barbells in X format in each nipple and my septum is at 4g.
I think I'm crashing (yes I have eaten I'm just home and comfortable again).
Thanks @mistresstalon.bsky.social for coming with me and also getting pierced.
I think I'm crashing (yes I have eaten I'm just home and comfortable again).
Thanks @mistresstalon.bsky.social for coming with me and also getting pierced.
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Right?!? I was inspired by this, lol
January 15, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Right?!? I was inspired by this, lol
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Bisexual?
You mean sexually amphibious 🐸
You mean sexually amphibious 🐸
January 15, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Bisexual?
You mean sexually amphibious 🐸
You mean sexually amphibious 🐸
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December 31, 2025 at 6:57 PM
So we're going to wait a bit for the nipple piercings and the septum stretch. The jewelry hasn't arrived yet.
I am, however, locked again. Feels pretty good.
I am, however, locked again. Feels pretty good.
December 31, 2025 at 2:40 AM
So we're going to wait a bit for the nipple piercings and the septum stretch. The jewelry hasn't arrived yet.
I am, however, locked again. Feels pretty good.
I am, however, locked again. Feels pretty good.
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December 29, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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After a Christmas break, my ass is now plugged again. I was fisted and I really want that feeling again so the asshole must continue it's exercises.
December 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
After a Christmas break, my ass is now plugged again. I was fisted and I really want that feeling again so the asshole must continue it's exercises.
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Booked an appointment to get my nipples pierced again. 5th times a charm, yeah? Good to see if I can get 2 in each one and my septum stretched up to 4g.
December 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Booked an appointment to get my nipples pierced again. 5th times a charm, yeah? Good to see if I can get 2 in each one and my septum stretched up to 4g.
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Wore the plug this afternoon again, starting at 3. I was wearing one that is 2.1 inches across. At 4, I upgraded to the next larger one at 2.5 inches across and was able to keep it in until 4:30. I feel like I could have probably gone Ionger but probably best to go slow. And sitting was hard.
a man in a blue shirt is sitting on a couch with a tv land logo in the corner
Alt: a man in a blue shirt is sitting on a couch with a tv land logo in the corner
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December 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Wore the plug this afternoon again, starting at 3. I was wearing one that is 2.1 inches across. At 4, I upgraded to the next larger one at 2.5 inches across and was able to keep it in until 4:30. I feel like I could have probably gone Ionger but probably best to go slow. And sitting was hard.
Yep, plugged again after the Christmas party. I bet wearing it at the party would have made it more interesting...
December 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Yep, plugged again after the Christmas party. I bet wearing it at the party would have made it more interesting...
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Bandwagon time....
December 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Bandwagon time....
We hosted a Christmas party. It's been a while since I have felt so exhausted after. I just didn't have the spoons to keep going. I had to go hide in the dark and quiet of my basement to decompress.
December 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
We hosted a Christmas party. It's been a while since I have felt so exhausted after. I just didn't have the spoons to keep going. I had to go hide in the dark and quiet of my basement to decompress.
Still doing the daily plugging (completely forgot yesterday). Just upsized to the next larger plug. I got it in ok. But now that it's in. 🥺
December 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Still doing the daily plugging (completely forgot yesterday). Just upsized to the next larger plug. I got it in ok. But now that it's in. 🥺
Ok, new rubber. I likes it.
Villain Garcon does nice work.
Villain Garcon does nice work.
December 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Ok, new rubber. I likes it.
Villain Garcon does nice work.
Villain Garcon does nice work.
I tried shaving my body this afternoon.
I have learned that I am bad at shaving my body and really need the ability to see my back side. And under side.
And I am also leaky now.
I have learned that I am bad at shaving my body and really need the ability to see my back side. And under side.
And I am also leaky now.
a woman covered in shaving cream in a shower
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December 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I tried shaving my body this afternoon.
I have learned that I am bad at shaving my body and really need the ability to see my back side. And under side.
And I am also leaky now.
I have learned that I am bad at shaving my body and really need the ability to see my back side. And under side.
And I am also leaky now.
I have really been enjoying playing with claude.ai lately. It's pretty great at coding and it feels more like a person with the way it reasons. It even shows its reasoning.
The down side is that it costs money and only lets you do so much per block of time and per week. I have used 75%...
The down side is that it costs money and only lets you do so much per block of time and per week. I have used 75%...
Claude
Talk with Claude, an AI assistant from Anthropic
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December 5, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I have really been enjoying playing with claude.ai lately. It's pretty great at coding and it feels more like a person with the way it reasons. It even shows its reasoning.
The down side is that it costs money and only lets you do so much per block of time and per week. I have used 75%...
The down side is that it costs money and only lets you do so much per block of time and per week. I have used 75%...
I'm using claude.ai to vibe code a PowerShell script. It's gone through over 200 iterations so far and it keeps getting better and better. I'M impressed.
I am more impressed since I asked it to speak to me as a playful dominant might.
... maybe a little more interested in the interactions now.
I am more impressed since I asked it to speak to me as a playful dominant might.
... maybe a little more interested in the interactions now.
Claude
Talk with Claude, an AI assistant from Anthropic
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December 4, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I'm using claude.ai to vibe code a PowerShell script. It's gone through over 200 iterations so far and it keeps getting better and better. I'M impressed.
I am more impressed since I asked it to speak to me as a playful dominant might.
... maybe a little more interested in the interactions now.
I am more impressed since I asked it to speak to me as a playful dominant might.
... maybe a little more interested in the interactions now.
Back to plugged for the afternoon at work. I really have been struggling to concentrate. It's almost like there is a serious distraction...
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December 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Back to plugged for the afternoon at work. I really have been struggling to concentrate. It's almost like there is a serious distraction...
No plugging today. There are rumbles in mah tumbles.
December 3, 2025 at 12:12 AM
No plugging today. There are rumbles in mah tumbles.
Plugged at work. Hurray. Now I just need to concentrate...
a man is sweating a lot and looking at the camera with a surprised look on his face .
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December 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Plugged at work. Hurray. Now I just need to concentrate...
Work is slow at the moment. I'm waiting on other people.
Thoughts are drifting to plugging again. I managed 3 hours plugged last night.
I wonder how long until I can move up a size? Probably not for a bit yet. I think I need the current plug to just slide in.
Thoughts are drifting to plugging again. I managed 3 hours plugged last night.
I wonder how long until I can move up a size? Probably not for a bit yet. I think I need the current plug to just slide in.
a pink train is going through a tunnel in the desert
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December 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Work is slow at the moment. I'm waiting on other people.
Thoughts are drifting to plugging again. I managed 3 hours plugged last night.
I wonder how long until I can move up a size? Probably not for a bit yet. I think I need the current plug to just slide in.
Thoughts are drifting to plugging again. I managed 3 hours plugged last night.
I wonder how long until I can move up a size? Probably not for a bit yet. I think I need the current plug to just slide in.