Mary's Deranged Lamb
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They met on the bridge.
It was love at first sight.
He was an American.
She was a Pole.
It was love at first sight.
He was an American.
She was a Pole.
October 2, 2025 at 12:56 PM
They met on the bridge.
It was love at first sight.
He was an American.
She was a Pole.
It was love at first sight.
He was an American.
She was a Pole.
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Josh awakened slowly. The last thing he remembered was the glint of the axe as it came down, and then... darkness. Where was he? Why was he naked? Why the hell couldn't he feel his limbs? As his vision cleared, he looked down. That's when he saw the nails. Josh began to scream.
June 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Josh awakened slowly. The last thing he remembered was the glint of the axe as it came down, and then... darkness. Where was he? Why was he naked? Why the hell couldn't he feel his limbs? As his vision cleared, he looked down. That's when he saw the nails. Josh began to scream.
In case you'rw wondering about my previous posts, yes I've been drinking and can't help my strange sense of humor. 😂
May 16, 2025 at 9:26 PM
In case you'rw wondering about my previous posts, yes I've been drinking and can't help my strange sense of humor. 😂
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Did you know most Kangaroos can jump higher than a house.
That is because a house can't jump at all.
That is because a house can't jump at all.
May 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Did you know most Kangaroos can jump higher than a house.
That is because a house can't jump at all.
That is because a house can't jump at all.
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Did you know that if a piano falls on you, your head will B-flat?
May 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Did you know that if a piano falls on you, your head will B-flat?
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It’s really not that fckn difficult of a concept.
March 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
It’s really not that fckn difficult of a concept.
I copied this one from Xiaohongshu. 😂
January 31, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I copied this one from Xiaohongshu. 😂
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Well, well, well...🙄
January 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Well, well, well...🙄
The latest map...
January 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The latest map...
Chicadee in my back yard.
December 23, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Chicadee in my back yard.
He smells the female that just left. 😊
November 27, 2024 at 4:20 PM
He smells the female that just left. 😊
