Biff Tannon in Back to the Future II is 100% an allusion to #DonaldTrump.
[Waves hands wildly]

NGL, as a Penn State alum and fan, I’m SUPER jeally of the #IowaWave.

I kinda hope the #rapture is tomorrow, because I’d like to see Donald Trump desperately try to figure out a way to convince people that he really is a Christian despite clear contradictory proof.
Also all of his supporters realizing that their MAGA fanaticism is a violation of Commandment 1.

At the #MarchForScience rally at the Lincoln Memorial in Washington D.C.
Great rally. Super peaceful.
Nerds Unite! ✊🏻

One of the things that pisses me off about a Trump administration is that a tragedy can’t just be sad.
This plane crash in Philly is a fucking tragedy.
But everyone on board was Mexican—so Trump’s gonna play that up, and that’s going to piss me off.
I just wanna be sad about a sad thing.

What Riley Leonard sees when he looks at Abdul Carter.
#PSUvsND

You know that packaging style of snacks or dog treats or whatever where you have a notch to rip off a strip of the plastic pouch at the top to get to the ziplock closure underneath—but it never rips cleanly or low enough to actually open the pouch?
I hate that shit.

I half-expected this headline to end after the word “Daylight”.

All I Want for Christmas is You.

Also literally anything by U2.