Tim Myers
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Tim Myers
@denvercoder.com
Software developer but a mediocre one at best.

Trying to switch to #cybersecurity #blueteam #SOC

I Don't Want Peace, I Want Problems, Always!

https://denvercoder.com

Co-Founded: https://reactivue.com
And sorry. I meant to post this video but I was sleepy.
January 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
TikTok was banned and this song has “Tick Tock ya don’t stop”. 😂
January 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Wouldn’t -3db be “hotter than normal”? 🤔
January 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
And they say “Guns don’t kill people.” 🙄
January 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
And yet I just posted “0.000001 nanometers” on Facebook and it blocked the post because it said I was sending a phone number. 🤔
January 10, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Cool thread. But pretty sure that’s John Travolta. 🤔
January 9, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Maybe I’m the idiot but how does the baby know to grow its head larger a few hours before a c-section. I’ve never grown a baby so like does the baby know that it’s going to be delivered via c-section? And then it expands its head like a pufferfish? 🤔
January 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Ope
January 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Streisand at its finest.
January 1, 2025 at 6:22 AM
…Then a few seasons later on the episode when they drink a bunch of espresso they tear the carpet and Oscar says that he always knew there was hardwood under the carpet and he acts like it’s the first time seeing it.
January 1, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Kinda reminds me of a @myqkaplan.bsky.social joke about a friend who says he doesn’t want to watch “The Walking Dead” because he “doesn’t really like zombies”.

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Zombies, Ghosts, And Psychics
YouTube video by Myq Kaplan - Topic
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December 30, 2024 at 5:44 AM
Tokyo (Dark-Mode). 😂
December 29, 2024 at 6:58 PM
I’m always wary of a product that needs SEVERAL things to “preserve freshness”.

It makes it seem like it’s only a few days difference between delicious drink and toxic sludge. 😂
December 29, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Much better now. 🫨
December 28, 2024 at 8:05 AM