Tim Myers
@denvercoder.com
Software developer but a mediocre one at best.
Trying to switch to #cybersecurity #blueteam #SOC
I Don't Want Peace, I Want Problems, Always!
https://denvercoder.com
Co-Founded: https://reactivue.com
Trying to switch to #cybersecurity #blueteam #SOC
I Don't Want Peace, I Want Problems, Always!
https://denvercoder.com
Co-Founded: https://reactivue.com
And sorry. I meant to post this video but I was sleepy.
January 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
And sorry. I meant to post this video but I was sleepy.
Here’s a preview of my Pulp Fiction, Fan Fiction about the same movie but from a European Perspective.
January 17, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Here’s a preview of my Pulp Fiction, Fan Fiction about the same movie but from a European Perspective.
2005: Cable TV is so expensive I wish I could just buy the few channels I watch the most. I don’t need 670 channels when I only watch 4.
2025: Paying for individual channels is so expensive. I wish there was a service so you could combine all of your channels into one place and pay one fee.
2025: Paying for individual channels is so expensive. I wish there was a service so you could combine all of your channels into one place and pay one fee.
January 6, 2025 at 3:36 AM
2005: Cable TV is so expensive I wish I could just buy the few channels I watch the most. I don’t need 670 channels when I only watch 4.
2025: Paying for individual channels is so expensive. I wish there was a service so you could combine all of your channels into one place and pay one fee.
2025: Paying for individual channels is so expensive. I wish there was a service so you could combine all of your channels into one place and pay one fee.
Me at 12:01:01 on Jan 1st checking websites for:
©2024
©2024
January 3, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Me at 12:01:01 on Jan 1st checking websites for:
©2024
©2024
December 29, 2024 at 5:53 AM
lol. I found this meme yesterday.
December 17, 2024 at 3:52 AM
lol. I found this meme yesterday.
What the hell does Deallay Chemorrow mean? Is that French?
December 15, 2024 at 6:10 PM
What the hell does Deallay Chemorrow mean? Is that French?
I usually don’t like “which bathroom” jokes but this one is nice.
December 15, 2024 at 2:13 AM
I usually don’t like “which bathroom” jokes but this one is nice.
How about some Memes friend.
December 12, 2024 at 11:52 PM
How about some Memes friend.
Tell me you live in a small town without telling me you live in a small town.
December 12, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Tell me you live in a small town without telling me you live in a small town.
This person on FB that I don’t know asked me how my weekend was and then answered themself almost 9 months later.
December 10, 2024 at 9:49 AM
This person on FB that I don’t know asked me how my weekend was and then answered themself almost 9 months later.
Oops. I didn’t realize I was replying to a thread. 😂
December 10, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Oops. I didn’t realize I was replying to a thread. 😂
Waze: “Turn right in 0.6mi”
Me: turning left 😏
Waze: “Why are you smiling?”
Me:
Me: turning left 😏
Waze: “Why are you smiling?”
Me:
December 7, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Waze: “Turn right in 0.6mi”
Me: turning left 😏
Waze: “Why are you smiling?”
Me:
Me: turning left 😏
Waze: “Why are you smiling?”
Me:
Software in a nutshell.
An entire new feature. Created not from a specification, but from a miscommunication way up the “food chain”
An entire new feature. Created not from a specification, but from a miscommunication way up the “food chain”
December 6, 2024 at 6:29 AM
Software in a nutshell.
An entire new feature. Created not from a specification, but from a miscommunication way up the “food chain”
An entire new feature. Created not from a specification, but from a miscommunication way up the “food chain”
December 5, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Metal heads are like: “Hey. Check out this new band”
*the band*
*the band*
December 4, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Metal heads are like: “Hey. Check out this new band”
*the band*
*the band*
Meanwhile in America BOTH of them are 27 duck beaks tall.
December 4, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Meanwhile in America BOTH of them are 27 duck beaks tall.
lol. I’ve been getting that a lot. People stare at me for 20 seconds before they realize.
One of my friends said I look 10-15 years younger. Especially here. I’m 46. 😂
One of my friends said I look 10-15 years younger. Especially here. I’m 46. 😂
December 3, 2024 at 5:01 AM
lol. I’ve been getting that a lot. People stare at me for 20 seconds before they realize.
One of my friends said I look 10-15 years younger. Especially here. I’m 46. 😂
One of my friends said I look 10-15 years younger. Especially here. I’m 46. 😂
I know lots of people associate “Western Wear” with racism. I assure you that I’m the same person I’ve always been, I just feel SUPER confident dressing how I used to before I got really big.
Anyway here’s a couple of “thirst traps”.
Anyway here’s a couple of “thirst traps”.
December 3, 2024 at 3:56 AM
I know lots of people associate “Western Wear” with racism. I assure you that I’m the same person I’ve always been, I just feel SUPER confident dressing how I used to before I got really big.
Anyway here’s a couple of “thirst traps”.
Anyway here’s a couple of “thirst traps”.
FYI if you didn’t know (at least on an iPhone) you can save a Meme or image with text and you can copy the text off to add as alt-text.
December 3, 2024 at 2:42 AM
FYI if you didn’t know (at least on an iPhone) you can save a Meme or image with text and you can copy the text off to add as alt-text.
It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me.
December 3, 2024 at 2:40 AM
It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me.