Dennis Watson
@denniswatson.bsky.social
Attorney, travel enthusiast. My posts are my personal opinions, not legal advice. Engagement is interest, not necessarily agreement. Recovering indigent defense Trial Lawyer from Florida, did a Sabbatical in India and now living in Georgia.
Post something random or have an awful October.
September 29, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Post something random or have an awful October.
If she’s into that, and he’s into that, they can do what they like. It’s really unfair to put the mental image of her pegging him with a bull horn in our heads, though.
September 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
If she’s into that, and he’s into that, they can do what they like. It’s really unfair to put the mental image of her pegging him with a bull horn in our heads, though.
New mandatory press pool dress code.
September 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
New mandatory press pool dress code.
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement today at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement today at 2?
Another fine example of Florida’s first rate education system. And why you shouldn’t wander around in the woods here.
August 30, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Another fine example of Florida’s first rate education system. And why you shouldn’t wander around in the woods here.
He was crying. I went to find out why. He evidently couldn’t figure out how to get back down.
August 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
He was crying. I went to find out why. He evidently couldn’t figure out how to get back down.
Australia has the absolute best warning signs. The rest of the world needs to step up their game. This one is from Circular Quay in Sydney.
July 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Australia has the absolute best warning signs. The rest of the world needs to step up their game. This one is from Circular Quay in Sydney.
I’m just saying that Kubrick took some poetic license on this one.
July 15, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I’m just saying that Kubrick took some poetic license on this one.
Swiped this from Discovery, not sure who to credit the photo to.
July 13, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Swiped this from Discovery, not sure who to credit the photo to.
God save us from this oligarchy love affair.
June 6, 2025 at 11:49 AM
God save us from this oligarchy love affair.
I hate this timeline more every day. Are we sure everyone didn’t die at the end of the long count in 2011? Because this feels like we are in hell and being punished.
May 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I hate this timeline more every day. Are we sure everyone didn’t die at the end of the long count in 2011? Because this feels like we are in hell and being punished.
It worked? Really? I was being all ironic and difficult. Holy crap.
May 7, 2025 at 1:50 PM
It worked? Really? I was being all ironic and difficult. Holy crap.
My mind immediately went here.
April 22, 2025 at 1:36 PM
My mind immediately went here.
America is so hostile to pedestrians, and the SUV movement is the leading edge of that. I mean, my dream vehicle is military but very different.
March 25, 2025 at 1:35 PM
America is so hostile to pedestrians, and the SUV movement is the leading edge of that. I mean, my dream vehicle is military but very different.
I was taken in by someone claiming to have a news scoop earlier today. Just a reminder to myself and others, but mostly myself, to demand details such as those found in a SALUTE scouting report before accepting breaking news as true.
March 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I was taken in by someone claiming to have a news scoop earlier today. Just a reminder to myself and others, but mostly myself, to demand details such as those found in a SALUTE scouting report before accepting breaking news as true.
These guys will applaud when their Dear Leader announces that he is replacing a senator with a horse. Unreal.
March 11, 2025 at 2:32 PM
These guys will applaud when their Dear Leader announces that he is replacing a senator with a horse. Unreal.
Can we go back to this? These people are weird, yes most of them are Nazis but they are also just weird. Can we please normalize mocking them?
February 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Can we go back to this? These people are weird, yes most of them are Nazis but they are also just weird. Can we please normalize mocking them?
Poor Cheese Bro. So much going on that people have forgotten about him. Looks like the Bar association hasn’t forgotten, though.
February 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Poor Cheese Bro. So much going on that people have forgotten about him. Looks like the Bar association hasn’t forgotten, though.
1/ So this showed up on Facebook as a “Ha ha funny.” My overtrained criminal defense mind immediately went into analyzing this tactic. Some thoughts. First, it’s a crime. Destruction of property over a certain threshold is usually a felony, and tires are expensive enough to get you there. You will
January 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
1/ So this showed up on Facebook as a “Ha ha funny.” My overtrained criminal defense mind immediately went into analyzing this tactic. Some thoughts. First, it’s a crime. Destruction of property over a certain threshold is usually a felony, and tires are expensive enough to get you there. You will
We should have never stopped pointing out how weird they are.
January 21, 2025 at 3:43 PM
We should have never stopped pointing out how weird they are.
This meme is going in the folder. Thank you.
January 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
This meme is going in the folder. Thank you.
This is delightful.
January 10, 2025 at 1:51 PM
This is delightful.
Love the view from the back deck.
December 30, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Love the view from the back deck.
This is why I won’t go to Substack. As a reminder, the paradox of tolerance.
December 17, 2024 at 6:05 PM
This is why I won’t go to Substack. As a reminder, the paradox of tolerance.