If this was a crayon color it'd be called "boiled catchers mitt". Insane.

Is this a lemon party?

Still portnoy's opinion on anything is garbage.

In another timeline somewhere Harris/Walz won the election and the Pope is still alive.

Stuffed animal to a knife fight

I bought a '25 chevy equinox RS w/ sunroof for $38k just last Nov. Plus now I don't have to drive an rattling POS from a nazi.

Dr. Pepper blackberry zero is very good I'm told.

DEVOlve

At least she was awake for this

I'm not trying to be dramatic but I was pretty disgusted by how she hosted that inauguration.

I can hear this gif in my head

That Bishop better watch out she doesn't get charged. It's not legal to shake a baby that hard.

I'm a little burnt out today so I'm gonna just politely say I didn't realize I could still be so disappointed. History is taking note of the few who aren't rushing to bend the knee...if we get to keep it.

I came here to say this. Even a cheapo $30 cold water one works pretty great. Once you use it you can't go back.*

*mind you that TP is still used, just less and you don't feel like you're wiping your butt with rocks like a caveman.

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