Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent
@denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social
"Hay! That Melania movie really sucks! How do you feel about it after getting $28Mil for it?"
January 30, 2026 at 2:10 PM
"Hay! That Melania movie really sucks! How do you feel about it after getting $28Mil for it?"
Hey! You that pays off your bill on time each month! This is what it gets you (great credit, but you don't need it ALL):
January 29, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Hey! You that pays off your bill on time each month! This is what it gets you (great credit, but you don't need it ALL):
January 28, 2026 at 11:09 PM
January 28, 2026 at 11:07 PM
to all my haters:
January 15, 2026 at 3:01 PM
to all my haters:
This is how you sell a Shitty Product:
Reverse the numbers and call it the Best Ever!
Reverse the numbers and call it the Best Ever!
January 6, 2026 at 1:22 PM
This is how you sell a Shitty Product:
Reverse the numbers and call it the Best Ever!
Reverse the numbers and call it the Best Ever!
Hey there Washington Post! Just say "He is Lying!" Rather than "Not backed up by data" -
January 2, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Hey there Washington Post! Just say "He is Lying!" Rather than "Not backed up by data" -
I am a Horrible Person. But, if you have to comb your hair like this, you are going to be bald soon.
December 30, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I am a Horrible Person. But, if you have to comb your hair like this, you are going to be bald soon.
Glad I snatched (wrong word choice) a copy of this before it became redacted.
December 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Glad I snatched (wrong word choice) a copy of this before it became redacted.
December 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
More from The LaughBasement : Chickens
December 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
More from The LaughBasement : Chickens
One night at The #LaughBasement : Talking bout chickens
December 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
One night at The #LaughBasement : Talking bout chickens
So, the series 'Three Body Problem' revolves around aliens who had to dehydrate to survive in their chaotic world appears to be derived from the tardigrade species. #Fascinating
to me, as I thought the Dehydration discussed was 'an original idea'
to me, as I thought the Dehydration discussed was 'an original idea'
November 23, 2025 at 12:02 PM
So, the series 'Three Body Problem' revolves around aliens who had to dehydrate to survive in their chaotic world appears to be derived from the tardigrade species. #Fascinating
to me, as I thought the Dehydration discussed was 'an original idea'
to me, as I thought the Dehydration discussed was 'an original idea'
When I see this photo I just hear the words in Southpark Style :
November 22, 2025 at 11:07 AM
When I see this photo I just hear the words in Southpark Style :
So...his new pole failed to keep stuff erect and flowing?
November 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
So...his new pole failed to keep stuff erect and flowing?
How Speaker Mike Johnson Must Spend his days....
October 30, 2025 at 11:54 AM
How Speaker Mike Johnson Must Spend his days....
Good News (for me ...being vaccinated 8-10 times now..)
October 23, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Good News (for me ...being vaccinated 8-10 times now..)
October 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
"Everything Is Fine"
October 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
"Everything Is Fine"