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If the sole purpose of ICE were to instigate a civil war, they would behave exactly like this.
January 24, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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The seven Democrats who voted yes to approve ICE funding were:
Rep. Tom Suozzi (New York)
Rep. Henry Cuellar (Texas)
Rep. Don Davis (North Carolina)
Rep. Laura Gillen (New York)
Rep. Jared Golden (Maine)
Rep. Vicente Gonzalez (Texas)
Rep. Marie Glusenkamp Perez (Washington)
Rep. Tom Suozzi (New York)
Rep. Henry Cuellar (Texas)
Rep. Don Davis (North Carolina)
Rep. Laura Gillen (New York)
Rep. Jared Golden (Maine)
Rep. Vicente Gonzalez (Texas)
Rep. Marie Glusenkamp Perez (Washington)
January 22, 2026 at 11:30 PM
The seven Democrats who voted yes to approve ICE funding were:
Rep. Tom Suozzi (New York)
Rep. Henry Cuellar (Texas)
Rep. Don Davis (North Carolina)
Rep. Laura Gillen (New York)
Rep. Jared Golden (Maine)
Rep. Vicente Gonzalez (Texas)
Rep. Marie Glusenkamp Perez (Washington)
Rep. Tom Suozzi (New York)
Rep. Henry Cuellar (Texas)
Rep. Don Davis (North Carolina)
Rep. Laura Gillen (New York)
Rep. Jared Golden (Maine)
Rep. Vicente Gonzalez (Texas)
Rep. Marie Glusenkamp Perez (Washington)
so who were the 7 democrats that voted FOR the bill today?
January 22, 2026 at 11:24 PM
so who were the 7 democrats that voted FOR the bill today?
Its fascinating that we are giving A.I. Tools and resources
to the same folks that would drive into a lake if GoogleMaps told them to turn left HERE!
to the same folks that would drive into a lake if GoogleMaps told them to turn left HERE!
January 22, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Its fascinating that we are giving A.I. Tools and resources
to the same folks that would drive into a lake if GoogleMaps told them to turn left HERE!
to the same folks that would drive into a lake if GoogleMaps told them to turn left HERE!
word of the day : "CosPlaytriots" - What do you call I.C.E.?
January 22, 2026 at 12:54 PM
word of the day : "CosPlaytriots" - What do you call I.C.E.?
Okay. I tend to 'experiment' with natural solutions to medication problems. Used lisinopril for several years and encountered side effects. Been trying to locate a way to NOT take it, yet drop my BP from 160+. Currently using Beet Powder and Aged garlic pills. Running BP = 124/79. #Working
January 21, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Okay. I tend to 'experiment' with natural solutions to medication problems. Used lisinopril for several years and encountered side effects. Been trying to locate a way to NOT take it, yet drop my BP from 160+. Currently using Beet Powder and Aged garlic pills. Running BP = 124/79. #Working
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According to the CDC, 90% of children who have died this season have not been fully vaccinated.
January 19, 2026 at 4:14 PM
According to the CDC, 90% of children who have died this season have not been fully vaccinated.
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Good morning 😃☀️🌞 Sinners
January 18, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Good morning 😃☀️🌞 Sinners
The US Sec. of Agriculture said they ran over 1000 simulations to determine that a meal “can cost around $3”
“a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla, and one other thing.”
That other thing?
$20 So you can buy a real meal.
“a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla, and one other thing.”
That other thing?
$20 So you can buy a real meal.
January 16, 2026 at 7:08 PM
The US Sec. of Agriculture said they ran over 1000 simulations to determine that a meal “can cost around $3”
“a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla, and one other thing.”
That other thing?
$20 So you can buy a real meal.
“a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla, and one other thing.”
That other thing?
$20 So you can buy a real meal.
to all my haters:
January 15, 2026 at 3:01 PM
to all my haters:
No big loss.
www.npr.org/2026/01/13/n...
www.npr.org/2026/01/13/n...
Scott Adams, the controversial cartoonist behind 'Dilbert,' dies at 68
Adams announced in May that he was dying of metastatic prostate cancer. Thousands of newspapers carried his strip satirizing office culture from the '90s until a controversy in 2023.
www.npr.org
January 13, 2026 at 5:31 PM
No big loss.
www.npr.org/2026/01/13/n...
www.npr.org/2026/01/13/n...
A peer of mine posted how much they will miss Bill Weir (?) and I am like "I don't know who the f*ck that even is" and then I hear Grateful Dead guy and part of me is like " I agree...grateful that they are finally dead" #IamAHorriblePerson
January 12, 2026 at 6:53 AM
A peer of mine posted how much they will miss Bill Weir (?) and I am like "I don't know who the f*ck that even is" and then I hear Grateful Dead guy and part of me is like " I agree...grateful that they are finally dead" #IamAHorriblePerson
This is how you sell a Shitty Product:
Reverse the numbers and call it the Best Ever!
Reverse the numbers and call it the Best Ever!
January 6, 2026 at 1:22 PM
This is how you sell a Shitty Product:
Reverse the numbers and call it the Best Ever!
Reverse the numbers and call it the Best Ever!
Wanna hear something funny?
youtu.be/LXG292-oj68?...
youtu.be/LXG292-oj68?...
The Goodfoot Lounge - Laugh Basement 11172025 - 8min
YouTube video by DaDenMan
youtu.be
January 3, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Wanna hear something funny?
youtu.be/LXG292-oj68?...
youtu.be/LXG292-oj68?...
Trump gets angry real quick. Quick sign of dementia
He is like a kid in Grade school that gets called a homosexual slur, but instead of replying back, he kills all your pets and sets fire to your house while you sleep.
Then denies it the next day while he parades around in his moms makeup and shoes.
He is like a kid in Grade school that gets called a homosexual slur, but instead of replying back, he kills all your pets and sets fire to your house while you sleep.
Then denies it the next day while he parades around in his moms makeup and shoes.
January 3, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Trump gets angry real quick. Quick sign of dementia
He is like a kid in Grade school that gets called a homosexual slur, but instead of replying back, he kills all your pets and sets fire to your house while you sleep.
Then denies it the next day while he parades around in his moms makeup and shoes.
He is like a kid in Grade school that gets called a homosexual slur, but instead of replying back, he kills all your pets and sets fire to your house while you sleep.
Then denies it the next day while he parades around in his moms makeup and shoes.
Always love to start the day troubleshooting a Script Task that I haven't had to mess with for YEARS. #ChangeTheAPIKey , they could have told me that was gonna happen...I guess....or I should have read the emails
January 2, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Always love to start the day troubleshooting a Script Task that I haven't had to mess with for YEARS. #ChangeTheAPIKey , they could have told me that was gonna happen...I guess....or I should have read the emails
Hey there Washington Post! Just say "He is Lying!" Rather than "Not backed up by data" -
January 2, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Hey there Washington Post! Just say "He is Lying!" Rather than "Not backed up by data" -
I am a Horrible Person. But, if you have to comb your hair like this, you are going to be bald soon.
December 30, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I am a Horrible Person. But, if you have to comb your hair like this, you are going to be bald soon.
Its a bit crazy that in doing my preliminary Tax Prep for 2025 taxes, it shows me OWING money to the USA Government. Nothing I did changed: Same Job, Same rent and housing, new car this year, but not seeing how that would affect my owing the Government. $493 dollars, is what it is telling me. #WTF
December 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Its a bit crazy that in doing my preliminary Tax Prep for 2025 taxes, it shows me OWING money to the USA Government. Nothing I did changed: Same Job, Same rent and housing, new car this year, but not seeing how that would affect my owing the Government. $493 dollars, is what it is telling me. #WTF
the #EpsteinFiles show, if nothing else, the massive GAP in who gets prosecuted and how cases are treated when the perpetrator is a Rich (WHITE) Man, and a 'normal' citizen. #RESIST #FIXTheProblem
December 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
the #EpsteinFiles show, if nothing else, the massive GAP in who gets prosecuted and how cases are treated when the perpetrator is a Rich (WHITE) Man, and a 'normal' citizen. #RESIST #FIXTheProblem
Glad I snatched (wrong word choice) a copy of this before it became redacted.
December 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Glad I snatched (wrong word choice) a copy of this before it became redacted.