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dennis757.bsky.social
@dennis757.bsky.social
I’ve put it off for a long time, but maybe this is the year I finally get really into psychobilly.
January 28, 2026 at 9:01 PM
This post brought to you by two of the greatest things ever made by human hands:

80’s Metallica records and Babybel Cheese.
January 20, 2026 at 3:00 AM
New Year’s Resolution idea: yell “BANGARANG” on every amusement park ride I enjoy in 20206.

Not just the roller coasters. EVERY ride.
December 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The internet basically peaked back when people were doing dance interpretations of Daft Punk’s “Harder Better Faster Stronger.”

Everything since then has just been a downward spiral of vice in higher resolution.
November 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Landed in California. IMMEDIATELY got Dead Kennedys in my head. A good sign.
October 18, 2025 at 4:42 AM
If a core tenet of your beliefs is that your fellow countrymen are an enemy who must be destroyed, you are a toxic piece of shit and your opinion is worthless.
September 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Today’s goals: eat, like, sooooo many dumplings.

After that, I dunno, like, inner peace I guess?
September 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I would give anything to be eating a giant turkey leg in a theme park right now.
September 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Not nearly enough of my meals involve a tortilla, a squeeze bottle of sauce, and a bag of shredded cheese.

Being an adult sucks.
August 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
My niece covered up my nose with her hands and announced that now I look like normal people.

Toddlers are fucking brutal, man.
August 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
If I ever win the lottery, you bet your ass I am gonna be in a shark cage with great whites a few feet away from me as soon as I possibly can.
July 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Shamefully, I have to confess that I just misidentified the intro to Iron Maiden’s “2 Minutes to Midnight” as the theme to Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers.
July 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Streetlight Manifesto heals my soul.
June 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
When I win the lottery, I’m putting a Dyson Airblade in every room of my house.
June 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Today I learned that if you are streaming something on tv, an Amber Alert will interrupt the stream and quit the app. Kinda cool to demand that attention.
June 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Never gonna stop putting coffee in my morning Coke.
June 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I haven’t made lasagna in ages. I should do something about that.
May 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I have decided that the new Ghost album is actually a Skid Row album in goth makeup.

This actually makes me like it a whole lot more.
April 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Is there a way to request a new audiobook version of Slaughterhouse Five? I already wasn’t a fan of James Franco’s uninspiring narration, and the fact that he’s now a notorious piece of crap doesn’t make me enjoy it any more.
March 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I love @laurajanegrace.bsky.social . That’s all. That’s my post.
March 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Even though I haven’t played in a couple years, I still just occasionally roll up new characters for DnD campaigns that will never exist.
February 15, 2025 at 3:31 PM
That is a buck wild collection of stats lol
February 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
My attempt to get back into my 2000s pop-punk era has been thwarted by falling deep into a Coheed & Cambria well.
January 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Reposted
so many people warned about exactly this for years and major papers preferred to publish scare pieces about trans girls playing sports
January 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Absolutely no one is happy about football today.

And absolutely no one will carry through with their threats to stop watching.

🤡🏈🇺🇸💵
January 27, 2025 at 3:59 AM