Now more than ever.

Remember, calories don’t count during Super Bowl weekend or during a steady and inevitable descent into madness so

What if history just didn't repeat itself, for once?

My kid is going to be a senior in high school next year. She’s getting flyers for career opportunities. It made me wonder if there’s something like this for grownups. I’m not happy in my job but I have no idea what I want to do next. Someone help me figure out what I want to be when I grow up 🥺

if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.

This is Saige. She is curled up into a perfect little ball. As you do when you are a perfect little girl. 12/10 (IG: minidoxiesaige)

Does anyone else’s dog have to sniff everything that comes into the house like they’re searching it for explosives? 😆