Roger Kangaroo
@denis-devlin.bsky.social
Born at a young age, grew up, got old. The true measure of a society is how it treats those least able to look after themselves. And cats are evil... I know, I own 3.
Todays chore was freshen up my sign. 🤗
My mate Fabio decided to supervise, he is called Fabio because he is big, beautiful and buff, but... unfortunately not the sharpest tool in the shed.
*thinks for a bit... 🤔
Nah, definitely NOT the sharpest tool in the shed. 😳🙃😁
My mate Fabio decided to supervise, he is called Fabio because he is big, beautiful and buff, but... unfortunately not the sharpest tool in the shed.
*thinks for a bit... 🤔
Nah, definitely NOT the sharpest tool in the shed. 😳🙃😁
December 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Todays chore was freshen up my sign. 🤗
My mate Fabio decided to supervise, he is called Fabio because he is big, beautiful and buff, but... unfortunately not the sharpest tool in the shed.
*thinks for a bit... 🤔
Nah, definitely NOT the sharpest tool in the shed. 😳🙃😁
My mate Fabio decided to supervise, he is called Fabio because he is big, beautiful and buff, but... unfortunately not the sharpest tool in the shed.
*thinks for a bit... 🤔
Nah, definitely NOT the sharpest tool in the shed. 😳🙃😁
Today has been declared a day of Extreme Beer Danger.
December 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Today has been declared a day of Extreme Beer Danger.
Fake Gnus...
🤔😐😁
🤔😐😁
December 24, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Fake Gnus...
🤔😐😁
🤔😐😁
Anyone who plays World of Tanks will raise an eyebrow at this score...
December 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Anyone who plays World of Tanks will raise an eyebrow at this score...
C'mon girl, we got this! 👍
I bought a spare, hop on! 😁
I bought a spare, hop on! 😁
December 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
C'mon girl, we got this! 👍
I bought a spare, hop on! 😁
I bought a spare, hop on! 😁
HAPPY SOLSTICE! 😁👍
Aussie, so our longest day today, and I am feeling the need to nood up and dance around Hills Hoist.
*might get drunk first.
Anyone else have any rituals they want to share?
beach, barbie, beer..?
Aussie, so our longest day today, and I am feeling the need to nood up and dance around Hills Hoist.
*might get drunk first.
Anyone else have any rituals they want to share?
beach, barbie, beer..?
December 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
HAPPY SOLSTICE! 😁👍
Aussie, so our longest day today, and I am feeling the need to nood up and dance around Hills Hoist.
*might get drunk first.
Anyone else have any rituals they want to share?
beach, barbie, beer..?
Aussie, so our longest day today, and I am feeling the need to nood up and dance around Hills Hoist.
*might get drunk first.
Anyone else have any rituals they want to share?
beach, barbie, beer..?
Oh... my... god...
I am so hearing you on this!
"isn't it a relief and a delight when some other friend can KEEP UP with the conversation? "
If I can be so bold, mind if I ask what your "flight or fight" response usually is?
I am 100% fight, don't go looking for trouble, but wont back down.
I am so hearing you on this!
"isn't it a relief and a delight when some other friend can KEEP UP with the conversation? "
If I can be so bold, mind if I ask what your "flight or fight" response usually is?
I am 100% fight, don't go looking for trouble, but wont back down.
December 19, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Oh... my... god...
I am so hearing you on this!
"isn't it a relief and a delight when some other friend can KEEP UP with the conversation? "
If I can be so bold, mind if I ask what your "flight or fight" response usually is?
I am 100% fight, don't go looking for trouble, but wont back down.
I am so hearing you on this!
"isn't it a relief and a delight when some other friend can KEEP UP with the conversation? "
If I can be so bold, mind if I ask what your "flight or fight" response usually is?
I am 100% fight, don't go looking for trouble, but wont back down.
"Anger is an energy" - John Lydon.
December 18, 2025 at 8:21 AM
"Anger is an energy" - John Lydon.
And the same people are the first with their hands out for a "socialist" bailout.
Oh the irony! 🤣
Oh the irony! 🤣
December 17, 2025 at 8:37 PM
And the same people are the first with their hands out for a "socialist" bailout.
Oh the irony! 🤣
Oh the irony! 🤣
Ouch!
That's gotta hurt!
Fran, here is my sacrificial cardboard box.
They don't last long.
Antiques and cats are a bad combination.
😂🤣
No idea what you would do for a dog...
That's gotta hurt!
Fran, here is my sacrificial cardboard box.
They don't last long.
Antiques and cats are a bad combination.
😂🤣
No idea what you would do for a dog...
December 17, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Ouch!
That's gotta hurt!
Fran, here is my sacrificial cardboard box.
They don't last long.
Antiques and cats are a bad combination.
😂🤣
No idea what you would do for a dog...
That's gotta hurt!
Fran, here is my sacrificial cardboard box.
They don't last long.
Antiques and cats are a bad combination.
😂🤣
No idea what you would do for a dog...
This is so wrong, and I am probably going to hell for this but...
Seeing the edibles, my first thought was, "Gee, that looks just like wombat poop..."
😳🫢😂🤣
Seeing the edibles, my first thought was, "Gee, that looks just like wombat poop..."
😳🫢😂🤣
December 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This is so wrong, and I am probably going to hell for this but...
Seeing the edibles, my first thought was, "Gee, that looks just like wombat poop..."
😳🫢😂🤣
Seeing the edibles, my first thought was, "Gee, that looks just like wombat poop..."
😳🫢😂🤣
My 9 1/2 pounds of pure evil has at times presented me with various offerings.
Several rabbits, numerous very large rats, skinks, a bat one time, a bloody bat of all things! And she delights in bringing birds home and releasing them in the house for me to catch.
Recent catch and releases
Several rabbits, numerous very large rats, skinks, a bat one time, a bloody bat of all things! And she delights in bringing birds home and releasing them in the house for me to catch.
Recent catch and releases
December 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
My 9 1/2 pounds of pure evil has at times presented me with various offerings.
Several rabbits, numerous very large rats, skinks, a bat one time, a bloody bat of all things! And she delights in bringing birds home and releasing them in the house for me to catch.
Recent catch and releases
Several rabbits, numerous very large rats, skinks, a bat one time, a bloody bat of all things! And she delights in bringing birds home and releasing them in the house for me to catch.
Recent catch and releases
Bro, I got this...
December 17, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Bro, I got this...
Does this mean those Rocky Mountain Oysters weren't actually oysters? 😳
December 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Does this mean those Rocky Mountain Oysters weren't actually oysters? 😳
If you're looking for him, hit me up. 👍😋
I know where he lives, it's pretty bloody obvious when you see it. 😁🤣
I know where he lives, it's pretty bloody obvious when you see it. 😁🤣
December 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
If you're looking for him, hit me up. 👍😋
I know where he lives, it's pretty bloody obvious when you see it. 😁🤣
I know where he lives, it's pretty bloody obvious when you see it. 😁🤣
WANT!
Oh... my... god...
Born in '62, that bike is EVERYTHING I wanted for my 10th birthday.
I had to wait another 3 months for Christmas, but I got one!
Your son is a very lucky lad.
Oh... my... god...
Born in '62, that bike is EVERYTHING I wanted for my 10th birthday.
I had to wait another 3 months for Christmas, but I got one!
Your son is a very lucky lad.
December 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
WANT!
Oh... my... god...
Born in '62, that bike is EVERYTHING I wanted for my 10th birthday.
I had to wait another 3 months for Christmas, but I got one!
Your son is a very lucky lad.
Oh... my... god...
Born in '62, that bike is EVERYTHING I wanted for my 10th birthday.
I had to wait another 3 months for Christmas, but I got one!
Your son is a very lucky lad.
The term we use in Australia is "shitcunts".
In common usage, we even got t-shirts with it on it we wear around, and none is offended.*
Just sayin...
*except the shitcunts.
In common usage, we even got t-shirts with it on it we wear around, and none is offended.*
Just sayin...
*except the shitcunts.
December 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The term we use in Australia is "shitcunts".
In common usage, we even got t-shirts with it on it we wear around, and none is offended.*
Just sayin...
*except the shitcunts.
In common usage, we even got t-shirts with it on it we wear around, and none is offended.*
Just sayin...
*except the shitcunts.
200 mph is pretty quick.
A Peregrine Falcons are able to achieve speeds twice as fast as a Ford Falcon.
👍😁
A Peregrine Falcons are able to achieve speeds twice as fast as a Ford Falcon.
👍😁
December 10, 2025 at 1:27 PM
200 mph is pretty quick.
A Peregrine Falcons are able to achieve speeds twice as fast as a Ford Falcon.
👍😁
A Peregrine Falcons are able to achieve speeds twice as fast as a Ford Falcon.
👍😁
I want to stand where this photo was taken and look at it again.
December 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I want to stand where this photo was taken and look at it again.
Big fan of eyes!
Here are my electric jug, my toaster, my light switches, and my, my ummm... coffee grinder. 😁
Live by myself, and got lonely one night and needed someone to talk to.
Here are my electric jug, my toaster, my light switches, and my, my ummm... coffee grinder. 😁
Live by myself, and got lonely one night and needed someone to talk to.
December 8, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Big fan of eyes!
Here are my electric jug, my toaster, my light switches, and my, my ummm... coffee grinder. 😁
Live by myself, and got lonely one night and needed someone to talk to.
Here are my electric jug, my toaster, my light switches, and my, my ummm... coffee grinder. 😁
Live by myself, and got lonely one night and needed someone to talk to.
I present...
A pair of tits! 😳
A pair of tits! 😳
December 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I present...
A pair of tits! 😳
A pair of tits! 😳