Roger Kangaroo
@denis-devlin.bsky.social
Born at a young age, grew up, got old. The true measure of a society is how it treats those least able to look after themselves. And cats are evil... I know, I own 3.
Todays chore was freshen up my sign. 🤗
My mate Fabio decided to supervise, he is called Fabio because he is big, beautiful and buff, but... unfortunately not the sharpest tool in the shed.
*thinks for a bit... 🤔
Nah, definitely NOT the sharpest tool in the shed. 😳🙃😁
My mate Fabio decided to supervise, he is called Fabio because he is big, beautiful and buff, but... unfortunately not the sharpest tool in the shed.
*thinks for a bit... 🤔
Nah, definitely NOT the sharpest tool in the shed. 😳🙃😁
December 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Todays chore was freshen up my sign. 🤗
My mate Fabio decided to supervise, he is called Fabio because he is big, beautiful and buff, but... unfortunately not the sharpest tool in the shed.
*thinks for a bit... 🤔
Nah, definitely NOT the sharpest tool in the shed. 😳🙃😁
My mate Fabio decided to supervise, he is called Fabio because he is big, beautiful and buff, but... unfortunately not the sharpest tool in the shed.
*thinks for a bit... 🤔
Nah, definitely NOT the sharpest tool in the shed. 😳🙃😁
Today has been declared a day of Extreme Beer Danger.
December 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Today has been declared a day of Extreme Beer Danger.
HAPPY HOGSWATCH EVERYONE!
"You need to believe in things that aren't true, how else do they become?"
Pratchet had moments of great depth, this is one of them.
I urge you to just watch this and hope.
Roger.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBnE...
"You need to believe in things that aren't true, how else do they become?"
Pratchet had moments of great depth, this is one of them.
I urge you to just watch this and hope.
Roger.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBnE...
Terry Pratchett on why Belief and Faith beyond the confines of religion and science are important.
YouTube video by ThatTieDyeGuy
www.youtube.com
December 24, 2025 at 8:05 AM
HAPPY HOGSWATCH EVERYONE!
"You need to believe in things that aren't true, how else do they become?"
Pratchet had moments of great depth, this is one of them.
I urge you to just watch this and hope.
Roger.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBnE...
"You need to believe in things that aren't true, how else do they become?"
Pratchet had moments of great depth, this is one of them.
I urge you to just watch this and hope.
Roger.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBnE...
Anyone who plays World of Tanks will raise an eyebrow at this score...
December 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Anyone who plays World of Tanks will raise an eyebrow at this score...
TWO MORE SLEEPS KIDDIES! 😁
December 23, 2025 at 10:33 AM
TWO MORE SLEEPS KIDDIES! 😁
Ok, you're all frikken battschit crazy. 😳
Every single mad lovable one of you. 🥰
I feel so at home! 😁
Bwhaha! 😂🤣
Every single mad lovable one of you. 🥰
I feel so at home! 😁
Bwhaha! 😂🤣
December 22, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Ok, you're all frikken battschit crazy. 😳
Every single mad lovable one of you. 🥰
I feel so at home! 😁
Bwhaha! 😂🤣
Every single mad lovable one of you. 🥰
I feel so at home! 😁
Bwhaha! 😂🤣
UPDATE: -As of this morning, it is now the 23,119th time I haven't woken up with Polio.
Thank you Mr Sabin. 👍
Thank you Mr Sabin. 👍
December 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
UPDATE: -As of this morning, it is now the 23,119th time I haven't woken up with Polio.
Thank you Mr Sabin. 👍
Thank you Mr Sabin. 👍
HAPPY SOLSTICE! 😁👍
Aussie, so our longest day today, and I am feeling the need to nood up and dance around Hills Hoist.
*might get drunk first.
Anyone else have any rituals they want to share?
beach, barbie, beer..?
Aussie, so our longest day today, and I am feeling the need to nood up and dance around Hills Hoist.
*might get drunk first.
Anyone else have any rituals they want to share?
beach, barbie, beer..?
December 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
HAPPY SOLSTICE! 😁👍
Aussie, so our longest day today, and I am feeling the need to nood up and dance around Hills Hoist.
*might get drunk first.
Anyone else have any rituals they want to share?
beach, barbie, beer..?
Aussie, so our longest day today, and I am feeling the need to nood up and dance around Hills Hoist.
*might get drunk first.
Anyone else have any rituals they want to share?
beach, barbie, beer..?
I have decided to stop watching pornography on the interwebs, it was giving me unrealistic expectations... 😐
Like seriously, they can get a plumber to turn up in under 15 minutes... 😳
Like seriously, they can get a plumber to turn up in under 15 minutes... 😳
December 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I have decided to stop watching pornography on the interwebs, it was giving me unrealistic expectations... 😐
Like seriously, they can get a plumber to turn up in under 15 minutes... 😳
Like seriously, they can get a plumber to turn up in under 15 minutes... 😳
Re: -Bondi shooting in Australia.
How the shooter got his hands on the weapons used and why.
It is basically the gun lobby nibbling at the edges of the legislation to sell guns that are capable of efficient mass slaughter of people.
Source: -ABC, fact checked by me.
www.msn.com/en-au/news/a...
How the shooter got his hands on the weapons used and why.
It is basically the gun lobby nibbling at the edges of the legislation to sell guns that are capable of efficient mass slaughter of people.
Source: -ABC, fact checked by me.
www.msn.com/en-au/news/a...
MSN
www.msn.com
December 20, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Re: -Bondi shooting in Australia.
How the shooter got his hands on the weapons used and why.
It is basically the gun lobby nibbling at the edges of the legislation to sell guns that are capable of efficient mass slaughter of people.
Source: -ABC, fact checked by me.
www.msn.com/en-au/news/a...
How the shooter got his hands on the weapons used and why.
It is basically the gun lobby nibbling at the edges of the legislation to sell guns that are capable of efficient mass slaughter of people.
Source: -ABC, fact checked by me.
www.msn.com/en-au/news/a...
What's up?
Found the bastard who punched my cousin, he was only playing with that dog... his arse is mine. 🥊👍
Next time I'm bringing some mates, you have been warned!
OK?
Roger.
www.youtube.com/shorts/hQ_oQ...
Found the bastard who punched my cousin, he was only playing with that dog... his arse is mine. 🥊👍
Next time I'm bringing some mates, you have been warned!
OK?
Roger.
www.youtube.com/shorts/hQ_oQ...
Kangaroo finds Australian man's home, wants revenge!
YouTube video by Amuranday
www.youtube.com
December 19, 2025 at 9:49 AM
What's up?
Found the bastard who punched my cousin, he was only playing with that dog... his arse is mine. 🥊👍
Next time I'm bringing some mates, you have been warned!
OK?
Roger.
www.youtube.com/shorts/hQ_oQ...
Found the bastard who punched my cousin, he was only playing with that dog... his arse is mine. 🥊👍
Next time I'm bringing some mates, you have been warned!
OK?
Roger.
www.youtube.com/shorts/hQ_oQ...
"Anger is an energy" - John Lydon.
December 18, 2025 at 8:21 AM
"Anger is an energy" - John Lydon.
This randomly came up on my playlist while I was watching video footage of Bondi.
You're the voice, try and understand it
Make a noise and make it clear, oh, woah
We're not gonna sit in silence
We're not gonna live with fear, oh, woah
It touched me.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m2m...
You're the voice, try and understand it
Make a noise and make it clear, oh, woah
We're not gonna sit in silence
We're not gonna live with fear, oh, woah
It touched me.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m2m...
John Farnham & Melbourne Symphony Orchestra - Your the voice
YouTube video by Gmph10
www.youtube.com
December 18, 2025 at 7:49 AM
This randomly came up on my playlist while I was watching video footage of Bondi.
You're the voice, try and understand it
Make a noise and make it clear, oh, woah
We're not gonna sit in silence
We're not gonna live with fear, oh, woah
It touched me.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m2m...
You're the voice, try and understand it
Make a noise and make it clear, oh, woah
We're not gonna sit in silence
We're not gonna live with fear, oh, woah
It touched me.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m2m...
Yoko Ono Sings "Africa" #yokoono #africa #toto
YouTube video by Andy Rehfeldt
www.youtube.com
December 13, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Haha!
The gun club across the road is going nuts at the moment, they have the shotguns out shooting traps.
Umm, yes us Aussies have guns, lots.
We just don't have anything that you can walk into a church with and kill 20 people in 15 seconds.
Oh, and we don't let disturbed people have them either.
The gun club across the road is going nuts at the moment, they have the shotguns out shooting traps.
Umm, yes us Aussies have guns, lots.
We just don't have anything that you can walk into a church with and kill 20 people in 15 seconds.
Oh, and we don't let disturbed people have them either.
December 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Haha!
The gun club across the road is going nuts at the moment, they have the shotguns out shooting traps.
Umm, yes us Aussies have guns, lots.
We just don't have anything that you can walk into a church with and kill 20 people in 15 seconds.
Oh, and we don't let disturbed people have them either.
The gun club across the road is going nuts at the moment, they have the shotguns out shooting traps.
Umm, yes us Aussies have guns, lots.
We just don't have anything that you can walk into a church with and kill 20 people in 15 seconds.
Oh, and we don't let disturbed people have them either.
If T-Rex's had phones, what would their selfies look like?
🤔
Think about it...
😳😁
🤔
Think about it...
😳😁
December 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
If T-Rex's had phones, what would their selfies look like?
🤔
Think about it...
😳😁
🤔
Think about it...
😳😁
Anyone else hear that, listen closely...
It is Edward Jenner spinning in his grave.
Using, "natural immunity" is like using pregnancy as birth control.
Wonder if RFK thinks "natural immunity" would of eradicated smallpox. 🤔
It is Edward Jenner spinning in his grave.
Using, "natural immunity" is like using pregnancy as birth control.
Wonder if RFK thinks "natural immunity" would of eradicated smallpox. 🤔
December 13, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Anyone else hear that, listen closely...
It is Edward Jenner spinning in his grave.
Using, "natural immunity" is like using pregnancy as birth control.
Wonder if RFK thinks "natural immunity" would of eradicated smallpox. 🤔
It is Edward Jenner spinning in his grave.
Using, "natural immunity" is like using pregnancy as birth control.
Wonder if RFK thinks "natural immunity" would of eradicated smallpox. 🤔
Dough Boys and Diggers...
4th July 1918 outside the little known village of Le Hamel on the Western Front, a ground-breaking attack was launched.
At 3:10 am Monash introduced the world to a new style of warfare.
And the Dough Boys were a major part of it on July 4th.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlmy...
4th July 1918 outside the little known village of Le Hamel on the Western Front, a ground-breaking attack was launched.
At 3:10 am Monash introduced the world to a new style of warfare.
And the Dough Boys were a major part of it on July 4th.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlmy...
Le Hamel : The Battle That Broke The Western Front (WW1 Documentary)
YouTube video by Battle Guide
www.youtube.com
December 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Dough Boys and Diggers...
4th July 1918 outside the little known village of Le Hamel on the Western Front, a ground-breaking attack was launched.
At 3:10 am Monash introduced the world to a new style of warfare.
And the Dough Boys were a major part of it on July 4th.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlmy...
4th July 1918 outside the little known village of Le Hamel on the Western Front, a ground-breaking attack was launched.
At 3:10 am Monash introduced the world to a new style of warfare.
And the Dough Boys were a major part of it on July 4th.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlmy...
Honest Government Ad | Social Media Ban
YouTube video by thejuicemedia
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December 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Quote: -
"Don't make me repeat myself." - History.
"Don't make me repeat myself." - History.
December 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Quote: -
"Don't make me repeat myself." - History.
"Don't make me repeat myself." - History.
What's up?
Mental illness produces awesome music.
I hear the pain. I get the message.
I have walked those streets.
Roger.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UvJ...
Mental illness produces awesome music.
I hear the pain. I get the message.
I have walked those streets.
Roger.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UvJ...
Pink Floyd - "The Wall" [Full Movie] 1982 | 4K Remastered
YouTube video by jyri
www.youtube.com
December 10, 2025 at 9:32 AM
What's up?
Mental illness produces awesome music.
I hear the pain. I get the message.
I have walked those streets.
Roger.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UvJ...
Mental illness produces awesome music.
I hear the pain. I get the message.
I have walked those streets.
Roger.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UvJ...
Ever done a fart so big ya pants fit better?
December 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Ever done a fart so big ya pants fit better?
Just went to the doctors.
... here is what happens in Australia.
Book a consultation, go and get my shoulder checked out.
Get a referral for x-rays and ultrasound on my shoulder.
Book at a specialist imaging clinic.
Go and get my imaging done with a report attached.
Cont...
... here is what happens in Australia.
Book a consultation, go and get my shoulder checked out.
Get a referral for x-rays and ultrasound on my shoulder.
Book at a specialist imaging clinic.
Go and get my imaging done with a report attached.
Cont...
December 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Just went to the doctors.
... here is what happens in Australia.
Book a consultation, go and get my shoulder checked out.
Get a referral for x-rays and ultrasound on my shoulder.
Book at a specialist imaging clinic.
Go and get my imaging done with a report attached.
Cont...
... here is what happens in Australia.
Book a consultation, go and get my shoulder checked out.
Get a referral for x-rays and ultrasound on my shoulder.
Book at a specialist imaging clinic.
Go and get my imaging done with a report attached.
Cont...
What's up?
Has anyone else ever drawn Groucho Marx eyebrows on their dog? 🤔
or maybe a Mexican Bandito moustache? 🥸
just askin... 🤔
Has anyone else ever drawn Groucho Marx eyebrows on their dog? 🤔
or maybe a Mexican Bandito moustache? 🥸
just askin... 🤔
December 9, 2025 at 8:51 AM
What's up?
Has anyone else ever drawn Groucho Marx eyebrows on their dog? 🤔
or maybe a Mexican Bandito moustache? 🥸
just askin... 🤔
Has anyone else ever drawn Groucho Marx eyebrows on their dog? 🤔
or maybe a Mexican Bandito moustache? 🥸
just askin... 🤔
What's Up?
Bloody cats... just looked around and my cat walked in the room with a massive bloody rat in it's mouth for me!
Why do my cats think I need dead rats, rabbits, birds, bats, yes, they turned up with a bloody bat once!
Bloody cats... just looked around and my cat walked in the room with a massive bloody rat in it's mouth for me!
Why do my cats think I need dead rats, rabbits, birds, bats, yes, they turned up with a bloody bat once!
December 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
What's Up?
Bloody cats... just looked around and my cat walked in the room with a massive bloody rat in it's mouth for me!
Why do my cats think I need dead rats, rabbits, birds, bats, yes, they turned up with a bloody bat once!
Bloody cats... just looked around and my cat walked in the room with a massive bloody rat in it's mouth for me!
Why do my cats think I need dead rats, rabbits, birds, bats, yes, they turned up with a bloody bat once!