Demydemy
@demydemy.bsky.social
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February 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I do not need appliances that sing. Give me an oven that makes no electronic sounds and drop my rent to account for the money you saved by not buying a wasteful, unhelpful gimmick.
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i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
January 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I do not need appliances that sing. Give me an oven that makes no electronic sounds and drop my rent to account for the money you saved by not buying a wasteful, unhelpful gimmick.
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I am a former incarcerated firefighter. I served in a California fire camp from 2009 to 2012.
Misinformation is afire on the internet, so here are facts about the prison firefighter program, all in one place.
A thread.
Misinformation is afire on the internet, so here are facts about the prison firefighter program, all in one place.
A thread.
January 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I am a former incarcerated firefighter. I served in a California fire camp from 2009 to 2012.
Misinformation is afire on the internet, so here are facts about the prison firefighter program, all in one place.
A thread.
Misinformation is afire on the internet, so here are facts about the prison firefighter program, all in one place.
A thread.
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I thought it was going to be alienation but this also feels pretty right
November 4, 2024 at 1:14 AM
I thought it was going to be alienation but this also feels pretty right
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So, what shall we do with him?
Drunken sailor caused £36,000 of damage by smashing 77 windows 'for no reason'
A sailor training to be a captain in the Finnish navy has pleaded guilty to criminal damage after smashing his way through a warehouse during a drunken rampage in Portland
www.mirror.co.uk
October 22, 2024 at 9:50 AM
So, what shall we do with him?
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Pro tip: Learn to say “thank you” in lots of languages.
Native speakers love it, and you will get ample opportunities to humiliate yourself having to explain that you only know how to say the one phrase after they start speaking rapidly at you in a language you don’t understand at all.
Native speakers love it, and you will get ample opportunities to humiliate yourself having to explain that you only know how to say the one phrase after they start speaking rapidly at you in a language you don’t understand at all.
March 9, 2024 at 3:53 AM
Pro tip: Learn to say “thank you” in lots of languages.
Native speakers love it, and you will get ample opportunities to humiliate yourself having to explain that you only know how to say the one phrase after they start speaking rapidly at you in a language you don’t understand at all.
Native speakers love it, and you will get ample opportunities to humiliate yourself having to explain that you only know how to say the one phrase after they start speaking rapidly at you in a language you don’t understand at all.
This would be an adorable little tattoo. 💕 1908. archive.org/details/chil...
February 25, 2024 at 5:27 PM
I love survival shelter content on youtube because it'll just be some dude out in the woods like "guys check it out I can build a hovel"
January 27, 2024 at 7:48 AM
I love survival shelter content on youtube because it'll just be some dude out in the woods like "guys check it out I can build a hovel"
My friend told me she went to the stationery store and didn't find what she wanted. I was like "Damn, did you try going to the mobile store? Maybe they have it."
January 27, 2024 at 7:45 AM
My friend told me she went to the stationery store and didn't find what she wanted. I was like "Damn, did you try going to the mobile store? Maybe they have it."
fuck writing christmas letters, can't even use emojis just have to draw shit smh
December 15, 2023 at 6:03 PM
fuck writing christmas letters, can't even use emojis just have to draw shit smh
Got a Halloween costume and was like "damn, this is the most expensive outfit I own"
October 28, 2023 at 3:01 AM
Got a Halloween costume and was like "damn, this is the most expensive outfit I own"
Ever think it was peculiar how Turkey the bird and the country were named the same way? Well the bird is named after the country. "Turkey cock" or "Turkeyhen" were the name given to the guinea fowl that were imported from Turkey the country. But the plot goes deeper:
October 27, 2023 at 6:20 AM
Ever think it was peculiar how Turkey the bird and the country were named the same way? Well the bird is named after the country. "Turkey cock" or "Turkeyhen" were the name given to the guinea fowl that were imported from Turkey the country. But the plot goes deeper:
Companies will be like "we installed low flow toilets to save water!" [Automatic toilet flushes 8 times whenever you pass within 18 km]
October 26, 2023 at 9:55 PM
Companies will be like "we installed low flow toilets to save water!" [Automatic toilet flushes 8 times whenever you pass within 18 km]
If they think sports have gone woke now, wait till we tell em that NBA actually stood for Non-Binary Asexual this whole time 🏀
October 25, 2023 at 11:31 PM
If they think sports have gone woke now, wait till we tell em that NBA actually stood for Non-Binary Asexual this whole time 🏀
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if youre posting some stupid shit, if your posts arent any good, if your content is low quality, "Im Gonna Get Ya!!!"
October 1, 2023 at 8:09 AM
if youre posting some stupid shit, if your posts arent any good, if your content is low quality, "Im Gonna Get Ya!!!"
Extremely high effort cookie dough. I made nearly every ingredient of this dough from as primitive of ingredients as I could manage, and it's just about the richest cookie dough I have ever tasted. The only ingredients I didn't make from scratch were vodka/rum (for extracts) and baking soda/powder.
September 28, 2023 at 4:12 AM
Extremely high effort cookie dough. I made nearly every ingredient of this dough from as primitive of ingredients as I could manage, and it's just about the richest cookie dough I have ever tasted. The only ingredients I didn't make from scratch were vodka/rum (for extracts) and baking soda/powder.
shout out to people who will correct you that snakes are venomous, not poisonous
like damn, it's brave to remind me of that fact knowing full well that I do not care at all
like damn, it's brave to remind me of that fact knowing full well that I do not care at all
September 10, 2023 at 5:17 AM
shout out to people who will correct you that snakes are venomous, not poisonous
like damn, it's brave to remind me of that fact knowing full well that I do not care at all
like damn, it's brave to remind me of that fact knowing full well that I do not care at all
"One must imagine Trent Reznor happy"
September 8, 2023 at 7:08 PM
"One must imagine Trent Reznor happy"
Shout-out to my grandmother who once heard I like chocolate and bought me a whole box of Hershey's bars.
September 7, 2023 at 4:45 AM
Shout-out to my grandmother who once heard I like chocolate and bought me a whole box of Hershey's bars.
Found my next bg3 playthrough idea.
Or so I would say, but actually my current playthrough is already sorta this lmao
Or so I would say, but actually my current playthrough is already sorta this lmao
September 5, 2023 at 5:53 PM
Found my next bg3 playthrough idea.
Or so I would say, but actually my current playthrough is already sorta this lmao
Or so I would say, but actually my current playthrough is already sorta this lmao
What 👏 are 👏 you 👏 so 👏 afraid 👏 of
September 5, 2023 at 4:17 AM
What 👏 are 👏 you 👏 so 👏 afraid 👏 of