I lost my virginity in what I thought was a park but it turned out to be a graveyard and now the ghost spirits live inside my eggs waiting to be reborn
Anyways spending my first ever major holiday away from my family today but my friends and I are still having a Thanksgiving dinner together. I love this city so fawking much
November 28, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Anyways spending my first ever major holiday away from my family today but my friends and I are still having a Thanksgiving dinner together. I love this city so fawking much
Like damn I hate living in squalor (and my definitions of squalor are very rigid) but damn I also hate preventing the squalor from happening. How sick and twisted….
November 24, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Like damn I hate living in squalor (and my definitions of squalor are very rigid) but damn I also hate preventing the squalor from happening. How sick and twisted….
Anyways everybody say congrats to me because I made it into work today even though it’s raining AND I had a horrendous headache last night that is still continuing today AND Zelda was telling me to work from home while being adorable in bed
November 21, 2024 at 12:57 PM
Anyways everybody say congrats to me because I made it into work today even though it’s raining AND I had a horrendous headache last night that is still continuing today AND Zelda was telling me to work from home while being adorable in bed
Going to book club tonight to talk about a book I didn’t like but which will invariably be a big hit with everybody else because this world will always reward dogshit mystery novels
November 20, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Going to book club tonight to talk about a book I didn’t like but which will invariably be a big hit with everybody else because this world will always reward dogshit mystery novels
Somehow I managed to avoid most of the fundraising texts all election season but yesterday I got this one and it was so egregious… like who the hell is this even from
November 7, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Somehow I managed to avoid most of the fundraising texts all election season but yesterday I got this one and it was so egregious… like who the hell is this even from