ashley
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I lost my virginity in what I thought was a park but it turned out to be a graveyard and now the ghost spirits live inside my eggs waiting to be reborn
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Coming back to work from a 4 day weekend where nobody was working to 60+ new emails combined in my personal & HR inbox. ENOUGH!!!
December 2, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Coming back to work from a 4 day weekend where nobody was working to 60+ new emails combined in my personal & HR inbox. ENOUGH!!!
Anyways spending my first ever major holiday away from my family today but my friends and I are still having a Thanksgiving dinner together. I love this city so fawking much
November 28, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Anyways spending my first ever major holiday away from my family today but my friends and I are still having a Thanksgiving dinner together. I love this city so fawking much
The image of Travis sitting down to watch Taylor’s tiny desk is so funny. He just searched “Taylor swift live performances” like damn gotta study up now….. me when I was 9 years old
November 28, 2024 at 2:53 PM
The image of Travis sitting down to watch Taylor’s tiny desk is so funny. He just searched “Taylor swift live performances” like damn gotta study up now….. me when I was 9 years old
Spent the entirety of rep tour wishing she would play out of the woods as my surprise song for my 2 shows but she didn’t. Smiles were HUUUUUGE at Nashville n2 on the eras tour tho
it is dead here so if you see this you’re required to tell me
what surprise songs you got or what you’re hoping for if you’re going to vancouver or dream songs if you couldn’t go at all
what surprise songs you got or what you’re hoping for if you’re going to vancouver or dream songs if you couldn’t go at all
November 27, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Spent the entirety of rep tour wishing she would play out of the woods as my surprise song for my 2 shows but she didn’t. Smiles were HUUUUUGE at Nashville n2 on the eras tour tho
I’m starting to think this might be the greatest song ever created music.apple.com/us/album/for...
Fortnight (feat. Post Malone) by Taylor Swift on Apple Music
Song · 2024 · Duration 3:48
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November 27, 2024 at 4:36 PM
I’m starting to think this might be the greatest song ever created music.apple.com/us/album/for...
I know how you girls like to tussle when I say this but Taylor’s instagram posts have not felt like they’ve been written by her since London
November 27, 2024 at 12:34 PM
I know how you girls like to tussle when I say this but Taylor’s instagram posts have not felt like they’ve been written by her since London
Lmao. I hope auburn eats this fuckass team on Saturday
November 2️⃣6️⃣ College Football Playoff Selection Committee Rankings
#CFBPlayoff🏈🏆
1️⃣3️⃣. Alabama // alabamaftbl.bsky.social
#CFBPlayoff🏈🏆
1️⃣3️⃣. Alabama // alabamaftbl.bsky.social
November 27, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Lmao. I hope auburn eats this fuckass team on Saturday
How I feel after this day
November 25, 2024 at 11:25 PM
How I feel after this day
Thanksgiving week and we have to start a new investigation today YAS let’s hope this doesn’t turn into a 3 month long ordeal like the last one 🤩 that literally just wrapped up mind you
November 25, 2024 at 12:29 PM
Thanksgiving week and we have to start a new investigation today YAS let’s hope this doesn’t turn into a 3 month long ordeal like the last one 🤩 that literally just wrapped up mind you
Finally got off my ass and cleaned the apartment…. Why does it suck so bad
November 24, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Finally got off my ass and cleaned the apartment…. Why does it suck so bad
I’m looking at flights to atlanta for that weekend like hm. Should I make irresponsible financial decisions….
November 24, 2024 at 2:57 PM
I’m looking at flights to atlanta for that weekend like hm. Should I make irresponsible financial decisions….
Me 2 weeks ago: Well season’s over. These chumps deserve the Duke’s Mayo Bowl
Me this morning: I THINK I SMELL A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP DAWGS!
Me this morning: I THINK I SMELL A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP DAWGS!
November 24, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Me 2 weeks ago: Well season’s over. These chumps deserve the Duke’s Mayo Bowl
Me this morning: I THINK I SMELL A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP DAWGS!
Me this morning: I THINK I SMELL A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP DAWGS!
We’re going to atlanta and we don’t have to play fuckass bama GOD HAS SMILED UPON US!!!!! GEORGIA FOOTBALL IS BACK BABY!!!!
November 24, 2024 at 2:24 PM
We’re going to atlanta and we don’t have to play fuckass bama GOD HAS SMILED UPON US!!!!! GEORGIA FOOTBALL IS BACK BABY!!!!
I JUST BURST OUT LAUGHING GOOD MORNING TO MEEEE!!!!!!!!!
November 24, 2024 at 2:23 PM
I JUST BURST OUT LAUGHING GOOD MORNING TO MEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Imagine if Taylor sang the very first night at the last show. Instead of in LA where she was supposed to. I would ijbol but also desperately want to beat her ass
November 24, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Imagine if Taylor sang the very first night at the last show. Instead of in LA where she was supposed to. I would ijbol but also desperately want to beat her ass
This is my first northeast winter in 7 years and every day at 4 pm it’s like damn. Well I get why Ethan Frome wanted to kill himself
November 23, 2024 at 10:56 PM
This is my first northeast winter in 7 years and every day at 4 pm it’s like damn. Well I get why Ethan Frome wanted to kill himself
Genuinely how did Ariana’s bleached eyebrows pass the screen test. They make her look sickly
November 23, 2024 at 2:11 PM
Genuinely how did Ariana’s bleached eyebrows pass the screen test. They make her look sickly
Reading opposition to city of yes/zoning reform and I’m becoming more and more entrenched in my belief that we should just give Queens & 75% of Brooklyn over to Nassau county
November 22, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Reading opposition to city of yes/zoning reform and I’m becoming more and more entrenched in my belief that we should just give Queens & 75% of Brooklyn over to Nassau county
Well at least someone around here appreciates the radiator
November 22, 2024 at 1:34 PM
Well at least someone around here appreciates the radiator
Had a dream my friend invited me to a party with like 6 different themes, one of which included “justice for blue eyed brondes”. As if we’re an oppressed group….?
November 22, 2024 at 1:10 PM
Had a dream my friend invited me to a party with like 6 different themes, one of which included “justice for blue eyed brondes”. As if we’re an oppressed group….?
I’ll never be free. No matter what website
November 21, 2024 at 11:08 PM
I’ll never be free. No matter what website
Anyways everybody say congrats to me because I made it into work today even though it’s raining AND I had a horrendous headache last night that is still continuing today AND Zelda was telling me to work from home while being adorable in bed
November 21, 2024 at 12:57 PM
Anyways everybody say congrats to me because I made it into work today even though it’s raining AND I had a horrendous headache last night that is still continuing today AND Zelda was telling me to work from home while being adorable in bed
Just realized my u.s. representative is Jerry nadler. FAWK. The perils of being a Manhattanite….
November 21, 2024 at 11:57 AM
Just realized my u.s. representative is Jerry nadler. FAWK. The perils of being a Manhattanite….
Going to book club tonight to talk about a book I didn’t like but which will invariably be a big hit with everybody else because this world will always reward dogshit mystery novels
November 20, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Going to book club tonight to talk about a book I didn’t like but which will invariably be a big hit with everybody else because this world will always reward dogshit mystery novels