Chris Demeke
@demeke.bsky.social
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Group PM working on Google Developers. All opinions are my own.
Group PM working on Google Developers. All opinions are my own.
So incredibly excited about the Google Developer Program premium offer:
• $500 Google Cloud credits
• Google Cloud certification
• Unlimited access Cloud SkillsBoost
• and more!
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• $500 Google Cloud credits
• Google Cloud certification
• Unlimited access Cloud SkillsBoost
• and more!
Join today! developers.google.com/profile/u/Ch...
April 8, 2025 at 12:55 PM
So incredibly excited about the Google Developer Program premium offer:
• $500 Google Cloud credits
• Google Cloud certification
• Unlimited access Cloud SkillsBoost
• and more!
Join today! developers.google.com/profile/u/Ch...
• $500 Google Cloud credits
• Google Cloud certification
• Unlimited access Cloud SkillsBoost
• and more!
Join today! developers.google.com/profile/u/Ch...
Spent the morning cleaning up the field in preparation of T-ball next week! ⚾️
March 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Spent the morning cleaning up the field in preparation of T-ball next week! ⚾️
When you read about things like organizations abandoning their DEI policies it's often representative of top leadership positions/board who never cared, understood, or had the courage to stand ten toes down. Just going where the wind blows.
No different than civil rights hero Jebediah Freeman.
No different than civil rights hero Jebediah Freeman.
March 4, 2025 at 1:16 PM
When you read about things like organizations abandoning their DEI policies it's often representative of top leadership positions/board who never cared, understood, or had the courage to stand ten toes down. Just going where the wind blows.
No different than civil rights hero Jebediah Freeman.
No different than civil rights hero Jebediah Freeman.
After I stumbled into /r/cursedAI on Reddit..
February 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
After I stumbled into /r/cursedAI on Reddit..
Spent more time than should be necessary to get VSCode, Flutter & Git running on a new mac. Partly due to manually installing dependencies (especially CocoaPods 👀 ).
Already drained mentally and all I got through was getting flutter doctor to return all green checkmarks.
Already drained mentally and all I got through was getting flutter doctor to return all green checkmarks.
December 31, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Spent more time than should be necessary to get VSCode, Flutter & Git running on a new mac. Partly due to manually installing dependencies (especially CocoaPods 👀 ).
Already drained mentally and all I got through was getting flutter doctor to return all green checkmarks.
Already drained mentally and all I got through was getting flutter doctor to return all green checkmarks.
Had someone come to our house to check out the fireplace before turning it on and my son ran to the basement and returned with his tool belt to work.
Just a couple technicians with their tools fixing stuff. 🥹🖤
Just a couple technicians with their tools fixing stuff. 🥹🖤
December 19, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Had someone come to our house to check out the fireplace before turning it on and my son ran to the basement and returned with his tool belt to work.
Just a couple technicians with their tools fixing stuff. 🥹🖤
Just a couple technicians with their tools fixing stuff. 🥹🖤
Happens in real life too like with the 2018 Hawaii missile alert.
December 14, 2024 at 1:02 PM
Happens in real life too like with the 2018 Hawaii missile alert.
Boo! 🧸 #firsthalloween
December 6, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Boo! 🧸 #firsthalloween
Trying to export data from my firestore db and am struggling to know if the choices I make here will result in a wildly different cost.
I understand there are situations that warrant this level of configuration, but I just need the "whatever is cheapest" button.
I understand there are situations that warrant this level of configuration, but I just need the "whatever is cheapest" button.
December 6, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Trying to export data from my firestore db and am struggling to know if the choices I make here will result in a wildly different cost.
I understand there are situations that warrant this level of configuration, but I just need the "whatever is cheapest" button.
I understand there are situations that warrant this level of configuration, but I just need the "whatever is cheapest" button.
It’s dawning on me that while trying to help my nephew apply to universities saying things like “back when I applied there wasn’t a single website you could use to submit applications to all schools” or “that we didn’t have brag sheets” it just sound like this to him:
December 6, 2024 at 2:48 AM
It’s dawning on me that while trying to help my nephew apply to universities saying things like “back when I applied there wasn’t a single website you could use to submit applications to all schools” or “that we didn’t have brag sheets” it just sound like this to him:
TIL Rollercoaster Tycoon (one of the greatest games ever created) was written almost entirely in x86 assembly by just one developer 😳
December 6, 2024 at 2:48 AM
TIL Rollercoaster Tycoon (one of the greatest games ever created) was written almost entirely in x86 assembly by just one developer 😳
Busy Monday morning at the office
December 6, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Busy Monday morning at the office
I wish when installing or updating my OS I could just select a "developer bundle" which would include common packages (python, java, etc) and correct ~/.bash_profile PATHs to be installed on my machine.
Instead I'm installing Xcode, b/c I installed brew to get java...🙄
Instead I'm installing Xcode, b/c I installed brew to get java...🙄
December 6, 2024 at 2:48 AM
I wish when installing or updating my OS I could just select a "developer bundle" which would include common packages (python, java, etc) and correct ~/.bash_profile PATHs to be installed on my machine.
Instead I'm installing Xcode, b/c I installed brew to get java...🙄
Instead I'm installing Xcode, b/c I installed brew to get java...🙄
🤩🤩
"Gee Brain, what are we gonna do tonight?"
"Gee Brain, what are we gonna do tonight?"
December 6, 2024 at 2:48 AM
🤩🤩
"Gee Brain, what are we gonna do tonight?"
"Gee Brain, what are we gonna do tonight?"
I genuinely could've used this book my sophomore year
December 6, 2024 at 2:48 AM
I genuinely could've used this book my sophomore year
Watching my son play with his toys I can't help but wonder if his toys think of him like Andy or the mean kid Sid from Toy Story.
December 6, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Watching my son play with his toys I can't help but wonder if his toys think of him like Andy or the mean kid Sid from Toy Story.
Weekend project:
Took a Google home mini and upgraded the tiny single speaker with an old stereo set so it has a little more bass. Surprisingly easy and a good reuse of old speakers.
Took a Google home mini and upgraded the tiny single speaker with an old stereo set so it has a little more bass. Surprisingly easy and a good reuse of old speakers.
December 6, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Weekend project:
Took a Google home mini and upgraded the tiny single speaker with an old stereo set so it has a little more bass. Surprisingly easy and a good reuse of old speakers.
Took a Google home mini and upgraded the tiny single speaker with an old stereo set so it has a little more bass. Surprisingly easy and a good reuse of old speakers.
First time back in NYC in over a year. I think little man likes New York bagels.
December 6, 2024 at 2:48 AM
First time back in NYC in over a year. I think little man likes New York bagels.
I said "synergy" non sarcastically in a meeting this morning
December 6, 2024 at 2:48 AM
I said "synergy" non sarcastically in a meeting this morning
Cannot believe how much you've grown in just 4 months my guy!
December 6, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Cannot believe how much you've grown in just 4 months my guy!
I still go to http://inbox.google.com to load my email.
December 6, 2024 at 2:48 AM
I still go to http://inbox.google.com to load my email.
The two types of developers at any conference. The bright-eyed dev excited about all the innovation and the seasoned vet thinking about what they'll need to change to incorporate it.
See you tomorrow at #GoogleIO #IOPhotoBooth
See you tomorrow at #GoogleIO #IOPhotoBooth
December 6, 2024 at 2:48 AM
The two types of developers at any conference. The bright-eyed dev excited about all the innovation and the seasoned vet thinking about what they'll need to change to incorporate it.
See you tomorrow at #GoogleIO #IOPhotoBooth
See you tomorrow at #GoogleIO #IOPhotoBooth
Spent ~2 hours trying to figure out why my script to automate a ~30min task wasn't working. Including reinstalling python, pip, and panda.
Root cause:
I was using "$ python" when I should've been using "$ python3" 🤦🏿♂️🙄
https://xkcd.com/1319/
Root cause:
I was using "$ python" when I should've been using "$ python3" 🤦🏿♂️🙄
https://xkcd.com/1319/
December 6, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Spent ~2 hours trying to figure out why my script to automate a ~30min task wasn't working. Including reinstalling python, pip, and panda.
Root cause:
I was using "$ python" when I should've been using "$ python3" 🤦🏿♂️🙄
https://xkcd.com/1319/
Root cause:
I was using "$ python" when I should've been using "$ python3" 🤦🏿♂️🙄
https://xkcd.com/1319/
Ordered carry out and I think I accidentally took the Lord's meal 😬
December 6, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Ordered carry out and I think I accidentally took the Lord's meal 😬