David Martinez
@demartinez.bsky.social
Into LFC, videogames, cats, politics that don't involve being a Nazi, hence being here...
I think we all need to stop playing football. I'll blow the whistle and we'll just chill for 10 minutes, okay?
September 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I think we all need to stop playing football. I'll blow the whistle and we'll just chill for 10 minutes, okay?
Tears Of The Kongdom
July 17, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Tears Of The Kongdom
Vance: I'll never be President now FFS.
Rubio: 'Thank you God?' he's so fucking dumb it hurts.
Hegseth: We're out of Tonic but soda should be fine with Gin.
Rubio: 'Thank you God?' he's so fucking dumb it hurts.
Hegseth: We're out of Tonic but soda should be fine with Gin.
June 22, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Vance: I'll never be President now FFS.
Rubio: 'Thank you God?' he's so fucking dumb it hurts.
Hegseth: We're out of Tonic but soda should be fine with Gin.
Rubio: 'Thank you God?' he's so fucking dumb it hurts.
Hegseth: We're out of Tonic but soda should be fine with Gin.
Watching Rio Ferdinand's final appearance on TNT Sport tonight in the only acceptable way.
May 31, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Watching Rio Ferdinand's final appearance on TNT Sport tonight in the only acceptable way.
Celebrated the Reds becoming Champions in an Everton Bar in Spain 😂
To be fair the owner gave me a celebratory shot at the end of the match! UP THE FUCKING CHAMPIONS!
To be fair the owner gave me a celebratory shot at the end of the match! UP THE FUCKING CHAMPIONS!
April 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Celebrated the Reds becoming Champions in an Everton Bar in Spain 😂
To be fair the owner gave me a celebratory shot at the end of the match! UP THE FUCKING CHAMPIONS!
To be fair the owner gave me a celebratory shot at the end of the match! UP THE FUCKING CHAMPIONS!
I have some ideas about how TNT Sports could improve their Premier League coverage.
1. Rio Ferdinand needs to be louder, angrier and have access to a time machine.
2. Whenever Rio isn't on screen or on comms, all the other pundits need to be asking 'Where's Rio?'
3...
1. Rio Ferdinand needs to be louder, angrier and have access to a time machine.
2. Whenever Rio isn't on screen or on comms, all the other pundits need to be asking 'Where's Rio?'
3...
March 8, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I have some ideas about how TNT Sports could improve their Premier League coverage.
1. Rio Ferdinand needs to be louder, angrier and have access to a time machine.
2. Whenever Rio isn't on screen or on comms, all the other pundits need to be asking 'Where's Rio?'
3...
1. Rio Ferdinand needs to be louder, angrier and have access to a time machine.
2. Whenever Rio isn't on screen or on comms, all the other pundits need to be asking 'Where's Rio?'
3...
This thing of ours.
February 27, 2025 at 6:45 AM
This thing of ours.
Hoping they're up to it.
January 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Hoping they're up to it.
Merry Christmas all. This isn't my cat, he lives next door but he popped in for a buck's fizz and now he's passed out.
December 25, 2024 at 12:46 PM
Merry Christmas all. This isn't my cat, he lives next door but he popped in for a buck's fizz and now he's passed out.
I am asking for a total and complete shutdown of X until we can figure out what the hell is going on.
December 8, 2024 at 5:00 PM
I am asking for a total and complete shutdown of X until we can figure out what the hell is going on.
Having a 20 month old daughter has certain drawbacks, I can't lie.
December 4, 2024 at 1:28 PM
Having a 20 month old daughter has certain drawbacks, I can't lie.
This more than makes up for Kyiv and Paris.
November 27, 2024 at 9:36 PM
This more than makes up for Kyiv and Paris.
Carragher did the Szobo meme. At least I hope he was memeing.
November 24, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Carragher did the Szobo meme. At least I hope he was memeing.
'What the fuck do you mean you're not turning the heating on until December?!'
November 20, 2024 at 6:10 PM
'What the fuck do you mean you're not turning the heating on until December?!'
Can confirm that Mac Minis are Max Mini.
November 20, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Can confirm that Mac Minis are Max Mini.
Great to see so many LFC players smashing it on international duty. Szoboszlai's goal last night was incredible.
November 17, 2024 at 9:45 AM
Great to see so many LFC players smashing it on international duty. Szoboszlai's goal last night was incredible.
Matt Gaetz. Under investigation for sex trafficking a child. Now set to be the AG of the United States. Draining the swamp, eh?
Black Mirror ain't got shit on this timeline.
Black Mirror ain't got shit on this timeline.
November 13, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Matt Gaetz. Under investigation for sex trafficking a child. Now set to be the AG of the United States. Draining the swamp, eh?
Black Mirror ain't got shit on this timeline.
Black Mirror ain't got shit on this timeline.
'NO FOUL! PLAY ON YOU SCOUSE CUNTS!'
November 11, 2024 at 2:53 PM
'NO FOUL! PLAY ON YOU SCOUSE CUNTS!'
David Coote, I think that video has gone somewhere...#LFC
November 11, 2024 at 2:19 PM
David Coote, I think that video has gone somewhere...#LFC