David Martinez
@demartinez.bsky.social
Into LFC, videogames, cats, politics that don't involve being a Nazi, hence being here...
Easy win. Sunderland garbage. Nice.
February 11, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Easy win. Sunderland garbage. Nice.
So why didn't Liverpool have a pen for handball??
February 11, 2026 at 9:47 PM
So why didn't Liverpool have a pen for handball??
Man of steel to get up and play on after that.
Probably thinks his World Cup is gone 😩
Probably thinks his World Cup is gone 😩
February 11, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Man of steel to get up and play on after that.
Probably thinks his World Cup is gone 😩
Probably thinks his World Cup is gone 😩
Poor Endo, man.
Another season over there probably. Fuck sake.
Another season over there probably. Fuck sake.
February 11, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Poor Endo, man.
Another season over there probably. Fuck sake.
Another season over there probably. Fuck sake.
Can't go more than 60 minutes without a Liverpool right back getting a serious injury. Not allowed.
February 11, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Can't go more than 60 minutes without a Liverpool right back getting a serious injury. Not allowed.
Fuck me a set piece goal in the league.
Incredible scenes.
Incredible scenes.
February 11, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Fuck me a set piece goal in the league.
Incredible scenes.
Incredible scenes.
I'm far too old to use this phrase but it fits too well, sadly.
Mo Salah is cooked.
Mo Salah is cooked.
February 11, 2026 at 9:30 PM
I'm far too old to use this phrase but it fits too well, sadly.
Mo Salah is cooked.
Mo Salah is cooked.
Liverpool should be out of sight.
They're not.
You know what comes next.
They're not.
You know what comes next.
February 11, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Liverpool should be out of sight.
They're not.
You know what comes next.
They're not.
You know what comes next.
Cody Gakpo is fucking killing me.
February 11, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Cody Gakpo is fucking killing me.
Premier League football is so fucking tedious.
February 11, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Premier League football is so fucking tedious.
Curtis Jones is the only change Slot has that allows him to rotate without losing any quality. These days, he adds quality.
It's fucking nuts he's on the bench again.
It's fucking nuts he's on the bench again.
February 11, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Curtis Jones is the only change Slot has that allows him to rotate without losing any quality. These days, he adds quality.
It's fucking nuts he's on the bench again.
It's fucking nuts he's on the bench again.
Salah, Gakpo, Mac Allister.
None of them should be in the team.
None of them should be in the team.
February 8, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Salah, Gakpo, Mac Allister.
None of them should be in the team.
None of them should be in the team.
Haaland pulls Szoboszlai down and we're just ignoring that?
February 8, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Haaland pulls Szoboszlai down and we're just ignoring that?
Guehi red wasn't a red because the ball was 2 feet in front of Mo Salah.
Penalty for City even though the ball is in the next post code.
Penalty for City even though the ball is in the next post code.
February 8, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Guehi red wasn't a red because the ball was 2 feet in front of Mo Salah.
Penalty for City even though the ball is in the next post code.
Penalty for City even though the ball is in the next post code.
Not a fucking chance Mo Salah gets that penalty. 0%.
February 8, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Not a fucking chance Mo Salah gets that penalty. 0%.
He's kicked the ball 800000 miles ahead of himself and that's a pen? Fuck off.
February 8, 2026 at 6:20 PM
He's kicked the ball 800000 miles ahead of himself and that's a pen? Fuck off.
ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING HES GIVEN THAT
February 8, 2026 at 6:20 PM
ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING HES GIVEN THAT
He's clean fucking through on goal and he rugby tackles him but no red?!?!
February 8, 2026 at 5:58 PM
He's clean fucking through on goal and he rugby tackles him but no red?!?!
That's a red card.
February 8, 2026 at 5:57 PM
That's a red card.
Liverpool look sluggish and knackered so often.
The only explanation I have is that pre-season was likely way below par due to Jota's death.
I don't know how they'd have been going in and giving it 100% every minute during those crucial sessions with so much going on.
The only explanation I have is that pre-season was likely way below par due to Jota's death.
I don't know how they'd have been going in and giving it 100% every minute during those crucial sessions with so much going on.
February 8, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Liverpool look sluggish and knackered so often.
The only explanation I have is that pre-season was likely way below par due to Jota's death.
I don't know how they'd have been going in and giving it 100% every minute during those crucial sessions with so much going on.
The only explanation I have is that pre-season was likely way below par due to Jota's death.
I don't know how they'd have been going in and giving it 100% every minute during those crucial sessions with so much going on.
Curtis Jones shouldn't be behind Mac Allister at the moment.
February 8, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Curtis Jones shouldn't be behind Mac Allister at the moment.
Are Liverpool playing against Prime City instead of Nico O'Reilly, Marmoush, Khusanov and the ghost of Bernardo Silva?
We can't get a kick.
We can't get a kick.
February 8, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Are Liverpool playing against Prime City instead of Nico O'Reilly, Marmoush, Khusanov and the ghost of Bernardo Silva?
We can't get a kick.
We can't get a kick.
I think Konate is off in the summer and it feels fair enough to me.
January 31, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I think Konate is off in the summer and it feels fair enough to me.