David Martinez
@demartinez.bsky.social
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Salah, Gakpo, Mac Allister.
None of them should be in the team.
None of them should be in the team.
February 8, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Salah, Gakpo, Mac Allister.
None of them should be in the team.
None of them should be in the team.
Haaland pulls Szoboszlai down and we're just ignoring that?
February 8, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Haaland pulls Szoboszlai down and we're just ignoring that?
Guehi red wasn't a red because the ball was 2 feet in front of Mo Salah.
Penalty for City even though the ball is in the next post code.
Penalty for City even though the ball is in the next post code.
February 8, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Guehi red wasn't a red because the ball was 2 feet in front of Mo Salah.
Penalty for City even though the ball is in the next post code.
Penalty for City even though the ball is in the next post code.
Not a fucking chance Mo Salah gets that penalty. 0%.
February 8, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Not a fucking chance Mo Salah gets that penalty. 0%.
He's kicked the ball 800000 miles ahead of himself and that's a pen? Fuck off.
February 8, 2026 at 6:20 PM
He's kicked the ball 800000 miles ahead of himself and that's a pen? Fuck off.
ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING HES GIVEN THAT
February 8, 2026 at 6:20 PM
ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING HES GIVEN THAT
He's clean fucking through on goal and he rugby tackles him but no red?!?!
February 8, 2026 at 5:58 PM
He's clean fucking through on goal and he rugby tackles him but no red?!?!
That's a red card.
February 8, 2026 at 5:57 PM
That's a red card.
Liverpool look sluggish and knackered so often.
The only explanation I have is that pre-season was likely way below par due to Jota's death.
I don't know how they'd have been going in and giving it 100% every minute during those crucial sessions with so much going on.
The only explanation I have is that pre-season was likely way below par due to Jota's death.
I don't know how they'd have been going in and giving it 100% every minute during those crucial sessions with so much going on.
February 8, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Liverpool look sluggish and knackered so often.
The only explanation I have is that pre-season was likely way below par due to Jota's death.
I don't know how they'd have been going in and giving it 100% every minute during those crucial sessions with so much going on.
The only explanation I have is that pre-season was likely way below par due to Jota's death.
I don't know how they'd have been going in and giving it 100% every minute during those crucial sessions with so much going on.
Curtis Jones shouldn't be behind Mac Allister at the moment.
February 8, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Curtis Jones shouldn't be behind Mac Allister at the moment.
Are Liverpool playing against Prime City instead of Nico O'Reilly, Marmoush, Khusanov and the ghost of Bernardo Silva?
We can't get a kick.
We can't get a kick.
February 8, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Are Liverpool playing against Prime City instead of Nico O'Reilly, Marmoush, Khusanov and the ghost of Bernardo Silva?
We can't get a kick.
We can't get a kick.
I think Konate is off in the summer and it feels fair enough to me.
January 31, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I think Konate is off in the summer and it feels fair enough to me.
So how the fuck does Alex Isak get himself a place?
January 31, 2026 at 9:45 PM
So how the fuck does Alex Isak get himself a place?
Fuck me Wirtz is just world class.
Him off Hugo and build around them for the next 5 years.
Him off Hugo and build around them for the next 5 years.
January 31, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Fuck me Wirtz is just world class.
Him off Hugo and build around them for the next 5 years.
Him off Hugo and build around them for the next 5 years.
5 added minutes.
Kerkez down for over a minute in stoppage time.
Blows on 50:20.
Stop clocks now.
Kerkez down for over a minute in stoppage time.
Blows on 50:20.
Stop clocks now.
January 31, 2026 at 8:52 PM
5 added minutes.
Kerkez down for over a minute in stoppage time.
Blows on 50:20.
Stop clocks now.
Kerkez down for over a minute in stoppage time.
Blows on 50:20.
Stop clocks now.
Fernando Torres Vs Tal Ben Haim.
One for the teenagers.
One for the teenagers.
January 31, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Fernando Torres Vs Tal Ben Haim.
One for the teenagers.
One for the teenagers.
Wow.
He is Fernando Torres.
He is Fernando Torres.
January 31, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Wow.
He is Fernando Torres.
He is Fernando Torres.
Wow.
Florian Wirtz you fucking magician.
Florian Wirtz you fucking magician.
January 31, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Wow.
Florian Wirtz you fucking magician.
Florian Wirtz you fucking magician.
Liverpool's best player is filling in as a makeshift full back.
This is a problem.
This is a problem.
January 31, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Liverpool's best player is filling in as a makeshift full back.
This is a problem.
This is a problem.
Deserved. Newcastle have just been the better team. Comfortably. At Anfield.
January 31, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Deserved. Newcastle have just been the better team. Comfortably. At Anfield.
You know Mo Salah's legs have gone when Trippier catches him from a 5 yard head start. Father time is a bastard.
January 31, 2026 at 8:20 PM
You know Mo Salah's legs have gone when Trippier catches him from a 5 yard head start. Father time is a bastard.
How in the fuck is the President of the United States being accused of raping children not leading every news show and website in the world right now?
January 30, 2026 at 8:34 PM
How in the fuck is the President of the United States being accused of raping children not leading every news show and website in the world right now?
That allegation against Trump that the DOJ has since deleted from their website is fucking stomach churning.
January 30, 2026 at 6:32 PM
That allegation against Trump that the DOJ has since deleted from their website is fucking stomach churning.