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January 8, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Student: “That’s I’m gonna start doing; I’m gonna go into people’s classrooms, fart, and leave.”
Me: “Your comedy will not be appreciated in your time.”
Student: “Everybody loves me.”
Me: “Your comedy will not be appreciated in your time.”
Student: “Everybody loves me.”
January 8, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Student: “That’s I’m gonna start doing; I’m gonna go into people’s classrooms, fart, and leave.”
Me: “Your comedy will not be appreciated in your time.”
Student: “Everybody loves me.”
Me: “Your comedy will not be appreciated in your time.”
Student: “Everybody loves me.”
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Reading that spooky stuff
December 31, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Reading that spooky stuff
“Something’s gonna happen to keep them from saying it and I’m gonna chew through the bars of my enclosure!”
“I’m gonna shake them like fucking maracas!!”
—when the idiots to lovers is idiots-to-lovers-ing
—when the idiots to lovers is idiots-to-lovers-ing
December 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
“Something’s gonna happen to keep them from saying it and I’m gonna chew through the bars of my enclosure!”
“I’m gonna shake them like fucking maracas!!”
—when the idiots to lovers is idiots-to-lovers-ing
—when the idiots to lovers is idiots-to-lovers-ing
December 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
“I’m gonna shake them like fucking maracas!!”
—when the idiots to lovers is idiots-to-lovers-ing
—when the idiots to lovers is idiots-to-lovers-ing
Moose: “Del you have to swear on your life that you did not google that actor to help Sunny with this question.”
Me: “Moose I have the collector’s edition of Blade Runner in front of me right now on blu ray do you think I’m playing????”
Moose: *hangs up on me”
—y’know how you help your best friend
Me: “Moose I have the collector’s edition of Blade Runner in front of me right now on blu ray do you think I’m playing????”
Moose: *hangs up on me”
—y’know how you help your best friend
December 14, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Moose: “Del you have to swear on your life that you did not google that actor to help Sunny with this question.”
Me: “Moose I have the collector’s edition of Blade Runner in front of me right now on blu ray do you think I’m playing????”
Moose: *hangs up on me”
—y’know how you help your best friend
Me: “Moose I have the collector’s edition of Blade Runner in front of me right now on blu ray do you think I’m playing????”
Moose: *hangs up on me”
—y’know how you help your best friend
If I had a nickel every time I quoted the “Don’t recite the deep texts to me, witch. I was there when it was written” at students for reminding me of The Game today, I’d have TWO nickels.
Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
December 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
If I had a nickel every time I quoted the “Don’t recite the deep texts to me, witch. I was there when it was written” at students for reminding me of The Game today, I’d have TWO nickels.
Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
I had a consciously good day at school today. A day where I thought, “this is going great! I’m excited for tomorrow!”
And that would be great if it weren’t for this little fucking part of my brain that keeps going, “The last time you felt this way, your uncle died suddenly.”
So. Be safe y’all.
And that would be great if it weren’t for this little fucking part of my brain that keeps going, “The last time you felt this way, your uncle died suddenly.”
So. Be safe y’all.
December 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I had a consciously good day at school today. A day where I thought, “this is going great! I’m excited for tomorrow!”
And that would be great if it weren’t for this little fucking part of my brain that keeps going, “The last time you felt this way, your uncle died suddenly.”
So. Be safe y’all.
And that would be great if it weren’t for this little fucking part of my brain that keeps going, “The last time you felt this way, your uncle died suddenly.”
So. Be safe y’all.
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New story! #FFXIV #FanFanfiction
Set before 1.0 in pre-Imperial Garlemald, a venture into the lives of Souls Galvus, Polaris Ceres, a whole bunch of Reapers and an entire theatre troupe.
archiveofourown.org/works/750163...
Set before 1.0 in pre-Imperial Garlemald, a venture into the lives of Souls Galvus, Polaris Ceres, a whole bunch of Reapers and an entire theatre troupe.
archiveofourown.org/works/750163...
archiveofourown.org
November 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
New story! #FFXIV #FanFanfiction
Set before 1.0 in pre-Imperial Garlemald, a venture into the lives of Souls Galvus, Polaris Ceres, a whole bunch of Reapers and an entire theatre troupe.
archiveofourown.org/works/750163...
Set before 1.0 in pre-Imperial Garlemald, a venture into the lives of Souls Galvus, Polaris Ceres, a whole bunch of Reapers and an entire theatre troupe.
archiveofourown.org/works/750163...
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Make like a tree and grow.
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Make like a tree and grow.
Student: “Miss, do you have a life outside of school?”
Me: “I’m not even alive.”
Student: “…”
Me: “I died in 2020.”
Me: “I’m not even alive.”
Student: “…”
Me: “I died in 2020.”
November 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Student: “Miss, do you have a life outside of school?”
Me: “I’m not even alive.”
Student: “…”
Me: “I died in 2020.”
Me: “I’m not even alive.”
Student: “…”
Me: “I died in 2020.”
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November 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
“Chickens lay eggs.”
“Willy Wonka can’t read.”
“6-7 took my nail.”
—and other things my students say
“Willy Wonka can’t read.”
“6-7 took my nail.”
—and other things my students say
November 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
“Chickens lay eggs.”
“Willy Wonka can’t read.”
“6-7 took my nail.”
—and other things my students say
“Willy Wonka can’t read.”
“6-7 took my nail.”
—and other things my students say
“I love feminist podcasts and feminist literature, bruh!”
—and other things heard from former students waiting for their debate club to start
—and other things heard from former students waiting for their debate club to start
November 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
“I love feminist podcasts and feminist literature, bruh!”
—and other things heard from former students waiting for their debate club to start
—and other things heard from former students waiting for their debate club to start
Me, minding my business, buying a drink from the vending machine:
Student, seeing me buying something: “Yo, it’s my favorite teacher!”
Me, not looking up: “I’m not buying you anything.”
Student, seeing me buying something: “Yo, it’s my favorite teacher!”
Me, not looking up: “I’m not buying you anything.”
November 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Me, minding my business, buying a drink from the vending machine:
Student, seeing me buying something: “Yo, it’s my favorite teacher!”
Me, not looking up: “I’m not buying you anything.”
Student, seeing me buying something: “Yo, it’s my favorite teacher!”
Me, not looking up: “I’m not buying you anything.”
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In 2015, a man commented "looks great!" on a picture of a cake his niece had baked, and that is the last normal thing anyone has said on the internet.
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
In 2015, a man commented "looks great!" on a picture of a cake his niece had baked, and that is the last normal thing anyone has said on the internet.
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Student: “Was that your ~girlfriend~?”
Me, getting off the phone with Sunny: “Worse. It’s the person I’m in a three way soul bond with.”
(The third is @jynxtsi.bsky.social)
Me, getting off the phone with Sunny: “Worse. It’s the person I’m in a three way soul bond with.”
(The third is @jynxtsi.bsky.social)
November 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Student: “Was that your ~girlfriend~?”
Me, getting off the phone with Sunny: “Worse. It’s the person I’m in a three way soul bond with.”
(The third is @jynxtsi.bsky.social)
Me, getting off the phone with Sunny: “Worse. It’s the person I’m in a three way soul bond with.”
(The third is @jynxtsi.bsky.social)
Did a Samhain tarot reading for myself last night. I got The Tower in my future and The Devil in my possible actions/people who could help.
So.
33 is looking to be a hell of a year.
So.
33 is looking to be a hell of a year.
November 1, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Did a Samhain tarot reading for myself last night. I got The Tower in my future and The Devil in my possible actions/people who could help.
So.
33 is looking to be a hell of a year.
So.
33 is looking to be a hell of a year.
Co-worker: “That’s how you survive teaching freshmen: you match their energy.”
Me: “If I matched my students’ energy, I would be getting into WAY more fights with kids than I currently am.”
Me, remembers my boss is right across from me: “Sorry, boss.”
Boss: [shrugging]
Me: “If I matched my students’ energy, I would be getting into WAY more fights with kids than I currently am.”
Me, remembers my boss is right across from me: “Sorry, boss.”
Boss: [shrugging]
November 1, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Co-worker: “That’s how you survive teaching freshmen: you match their energy.”
Me: “If I matched my students’ energy, I would be getting into WAY more fights with kids than I currently am.”
Me, remembers my boss is right across from me: “Sorry, boss.”
Boss: [shrugging]
Me: “If I matched my students’ energy, I would be getting into WAY more fights with kids than I currently am.”
Me, remembers my boss is right across from me: “Sorry, boss.”
Boss: [shrugging]
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Weather good, we are gradually working our way north in search of the Loch Ness Monster.
August 11, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Weather good, we are gradually working our way north in search of the Loch Ness Monster.
Probably not a great sign that when the parent of a former student of mine asked, “Do you still enjoy teaching freshmen?”
The best I can offer her is a “I don’t know.”
The best I can offer her is a “I don’t know.”
October 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Probably not a great sign that when the parent of a former student of mine asked, “Do you still enjoy teaching freshmen?”
The best I can offer her is a “I don’t know.”
The best I can offer her is a “I don’t know.”
Me: “So that’s that trick. And as we all know, tricks are for kids.”
Student, indignant: “No they’re not! Haven’t you ever gone trick or treating?”
Me: “No, like the commercials? For the cereal?”
Student: “The what?”
Me: “…we are losing the ancient texts.”
Student, indignant: “No they’re not! Haven’t you ever gone trick or treating?”
Me: “No, like the commercials? For the cereal?”
Student: “The what?”
Me: “…we are losing the ancient texts.”
October 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Me: “So that’s that trick. And as we all know, tricks are for kids.”
Student, indignant: “No they’re not! Haven’t you ever gone trick or treating?”
Me: “No, like the commercials? For the cereal?”
Student: “The what?”
Me: “…we are losing the ancient texts.”
Student, indignant: “No they’re not! Haven’t you ever gone trick or treating?”
Me: “No, like the commercials? For the cereal?”
Student: “The what?”
Me: “…we are losing the ancient texts.”
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I’ve been wanting to make Boira Plushies’ hoodie lizard for a while, but then Husitos came back, and he flew to the top of the project list, I’m in love!
This guy is available to purchase on my website, so go and have a look!
Fawnwiththewind.com
#plushart #plushartist #halloween #halloweendecor
This guy is available to purchase on my website, so go and have a look!
Fawnwiththewind.com
#plushart #plushartist #halloween #halloweendecor
October 9, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I’ve been wanting to make Boira Plushies’ hoodie lizard for a while, but then Husitos came back, and he flew to the top of the project list, I’m in love!
This guy is available to purchase on my website, so go and have a look!
Fawnwiththewind.com
#plushart #plushartist #halloween #halloweendecor
This guy is available to purchase on my website, so go and have a look!
Fawnwiththewind.com
#plushart #plushartist #halloween #halloweendecor
Me: “Do we know what “mournfully” means?”
Student: “Isn’t that the people who come to your door to talk about church?”
Me: “…those are Mormons, that you’re thinking of.”
Student: “Isn’t that the people who come to your door to talk about church?”
Me: “…those are Mormons, that you’re thinking of.”
October 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Me: “Do we know what “mournfully” means?”
Student: “Isn’t that the people who come to your door to talk about church?”
Me: “…those are Mormons, that you’re thinking of.”
Student: “Isn’t that the people who come to your door to talk about church?”
Me: “…those are Mormons, that you’re thinking of.”