It's such a chastening experience. I had a charger and padded seats and legroom. And now I feel like I'm being punished

The upmarket Greggs

I'm eating as much as I can from Greggs now to get me through another day

Was literally just packing my bag for one night and put one pair for pants in there and then took a second to throw in another. YOU JUST NEVER KNOW!

I had to do so much googling to get this

I'll start securing loans against that guaranteed income now

I've been doing exactly this for almost 2 years and I haven't made tonnes of money yet 😡

I'm not massive on the bible but I think there's a bit where Jesus goes mad in a church that had a market on and smashes everything up?

I really thought that was going to be an IT/Derry Girls crossover