[making pizza rolls]

instructions: heat them up

me: yes

instructions: let them cool

me: no

5:30am alarm woke me up for my morning run, Moose was literally sleeping on my arm, took it as a sign to go back to sleep and not run

I could drink tubs of the green sauce at Peruvian restaurants.

Signed up for a form of self-torture (read: half marathon) happening next September. I have 10 months to train enough to not barf during/after the race. I'll probably barf the morning of from anxiety, that can't be helped.