Deity Falkor (He/Him)
@deityfalkor.bsky.social
Seattle geek and Father working in the Software industry.
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All crew,
Do not click on links in emails. They pose a major security risk. For more information: http://bit.ly/1MUISmu
Worf
Do not click on links in emails. They pose a major security risk. For more information: http://bit.ly/1MUISmu
Worf
August 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
All crew,
Do not click on links in emails. They pose a major security risk. For more information: http://bit.ly/1MUISmu
Worf
Do not click on links in emails. They pose a major security risk. For more information: http://bit.ly/1MUISmu
Worf
We did a hockey tonight.
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 AM
We did a hockey tonight.
All the times that I said it, this is not what I expected to learn when I said Trump sucks.
November 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
All the times that I said it, this is not what I expected to learn when I said Trump sucks.
Hey @lastweektonight.com, if you were not aware, the app/site Imgur is currently very displeased with the sites current "Business Daddy" and has summoned the appropriate avatar to voice said displeasure. I thought you would be proud. Below is what the most popular and newest post pages look like.
August 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Hey @lastweektonight.com, if you were not aware, the app/site Imgur is currently very displeased with the sites current "Business Daddy" and has summoned the appropriate avatar to voice said displeasure. I thought you would be proud. Below is what the most popular and newest post pages look like.
I know sunrise alarm clocks are super popular right now. But does anyone know if there's a spotlight alarm clock? Like not a gentle brightening, but just a beam of bright light in the face? Asking for a child. At their request.
No, really. They would very much like this.
Don't look at me like that.
No, really. They would very much like this.
Don't look at me like that.
March 8, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I know sunrise alarm clocks are super popular right now. But does anyone know if there's a spotlight alarm clock? Like not a gentle brightening, but just a beam of bright light in the face? Asking for a child. At their request.
No, really. They would very much like this.
Don't look at me like that.
No, really. They would very much like this.
Don't look at me like that.
After 22 years of marriage, going to sleep alone in our bed is the weirdest feeling. But I can survive a few nights as they party in NYC. I just get sole possession of kittens fighting atop me. They are so cute.
February 14, 2025 at 7:41 AM
After 22 years of marriage, going to sleep alone in our bed is the weirdest feeling. But I can survive a few nights as they party in NYC. I just get sole possession of kittens fighting atop me. They are so cute.
OK, I think I am done filing for my Fathers (died in 2010) unclaimed property being held by Washington State. Now to see if I have done everything correctly and see what happens.
January 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
OK, I think I am done filing for my Fathers (died in 2010) unclaimed property being held by Washington State. Now to see if I have done everything correctly and see what happens.
Things I never expected to say."I just finished updating the firmware in my light bulbs."
The future is strange.
The future is strange.
January 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Things I never expected to say."I just finished updating the firmware in my light bulbs."
The future is strange.
The future is strange.
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Also, as an FYI. With everything that is going on (hell, just in America) I just can't right now. So I am hyper fixating on cool RGB lighting for my office, TVs and sound bars. This is 100% a mental health distraction. I know. I need it. Thank you.
January 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Also, as an FYI. With everything that is going on (hell, just in America) I just can't right now. So I am hyper fixating on cool RGB lighting for my office, TVs and sound bars. This is 100% a mental health distraction. I know. I need it. Thank you.
Anyone else get a small flood of bots following them recently. I got about 10 accounts following over 100 people, lollowed by no one, with no posts. Good to see that part of Twitter moved over as well. #BotTime
January 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Anyone else get a small flood of bots following them recently. I got about 10 accounts following over 100 people, lollowed by no one, with no posts. Good to see that part of Twitter moved over as well. #BotTime
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rules for strip settlers of catan
December 26, 2024 at 8:13 PM
rules for strip settlers of catan
I may have laughed a little too hard at this one.
December 11, 2024 at 5:53 PM
I may have laughed a little too hard at this one.
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black hole time dilation week long orgasm
December 7, 2024 at 5:31 PM
black hole time dilation week long orgasm
Yesterday, a DR removed the toenail on my right big toe. I do not know what I expected in the procedure, but what they do in spy movies for interrogations looks more polite than what I witnessed. Fortunately, the pain is kept at bay by Tylenol, so that is good.
November 23, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Yesterday, a DR removed the toenail on my right big toe. I do not know what I expected in the procedure, but what they do in spy movies for interrogations looks more polite than what I witnessed. Fortunately, the pain is kept at bay by Tylenol, so that is good.
Hmmm... I have been hit up by many a Head Hunter on Linkedin, but this is my first MatchMaker.
November 22, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Hmmm... I have been hit up by many a Head Hunter on Linkedin, but this is my first MatchMaker.
Plus side of the new house, power never went out last night. I looked at the outage map and it looks like we live in a magic square that has power while all the surrounds areas do not. According to the map of the old house, they lost power around 8 last night and it is still down.
November 20, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Plus side of the new house, power never went out last night. I looked at the outage map and it looks like we live in a magic square that has power while all the surrounds areas do not. According to the map of the old house, they lost power around 8 last night and it is still down.
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enterprise storage solutions
November 19, 2024 at 7:59 PM
enterprise storage solutions
Hey good buddies! Happy Halloweens! #LetterKenny
October 31, 2024 at 6:23 PM
Hey good buddies! Happy Halloweens! #LetterKenny
2024 election ballots arrived in the mail today. Slightly over an hour later. They were placed in The ballot box. Thor's goats, I can't wait for this to all be over.
October 19, 2024 at 12:19 AM
2024 election ballots arrived in the mail today. Slightly over an hour later. They were placed in The ballot box. Thor's goats, I can't wait for this to all be over.
Man, I am tired. Just of everything. Part of me just want o take a year long nap, the other part wants to go start slapping bigoted right winged dinks until the start being nicer (Not gonna happen) or my hand goes numb. Then I can nap.
August 12, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Man, I am tired. Just of everything. Part of me just want o take a year long nap, the other part wants to go start slapping bigoted right winged dinks until the start being nicer (Not gonna happen) or my hand goes numb. Then I can nap.
#MarvelSnap scores just keeps getting higher and higher.
May 14, 2024 at 5:18 PM
#MarvelSnap scores just keeps getting higher and higher.
A friend shared this bit of brilliance with us yesterday and I have to say, I am really loving this song.
I Glued My Balls to My Butthole Again
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April 13, 2024 at 5:47 PM
A friend shared this bit of brilliance with us yesterday and I have to say, I am really loving this song.
OK, the Woodinville house is now officially dead to me. We are out and just need to wait 15 days to hear about the deposit.
Mill Creek home is populated. But we have a lot of crap to unpack. I am aiming for 6 weeks to unpack. Lets hope for the best.
Mill Creek home is populated. But we have a lot of crap to unpack. I am aiming for 6 weeks to unpack. Lets hope for the best.
April 11, 2024 at 10:28 PM
OK, the Woodinville house is now officially dead to me. We are out and just need to wait 15 days to hear about the deposit.
Mill Creek home is populated. But we have a lot of crap to unpack. I am aiming for 6 weeks to unpack. Lets hope for the best.
Mill Creek home is populated. But we have a lot of crap to unpack. I am aiming for 6 weeks to unpack. Lets hope for the best.
