So... Is it possible, yet, to release access sorta half early, and then surprise people with further updates that have positive impact? You've got the accounts imported, right?

Make your data a virus. Click on every ad. Buy an item once or twice. Use Honey. Change phone numbers frequently. Use your most trustworthy friends' address for a drivers license in another state. Leave behind nothing unburned and/or unfucked. Mail in votes.

Smash the (current) state (of nonsense).

If the service is free, YOU are the product.

My aunt once proclaimed, "An open bottle is an empty bottle." Her wisdom continues to be proven.

Are you not entertained?

It's an indictment on you that inebriation is the only niche in society from which you have carved joy for yourself. Welcome to the dark side. Punch and pie are on the table in the corner, Mr. Kettle.

Remember: You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

Still waiting

no u

Excuse me, the brim of your hat is on the wrong side and your sunglasses are dirty. #Canceled

#blueontheloo doesn't have the same ring to it.