So... Is it possible, yet, to release access sorta half early, and then surprise people with further updates that have positive impact? You've got the accounts imported, right?

Make your data a virus. Click on every ad. Buy an item once or twice. Use Honey. Change phone numbers frequently. Use your most trustworthy friends' address for a drivers license in another state. Leave behind nothing unburned and/or unfucked. Mail in votes.

Smash the (current) state (of nonsense).

If the service is free, YOU are the product.

RIP to Ozzy, the Prince of Darkness. You lived the American Dream. Work until you're 76, and then die two weeks after you retire for the final time.

Sincerely, RIP to a legend. There will never be another quite like him.

My aunt once proclaimed, "An open bottle is an empty bottle." Her wisdom continues to be proven.

If you can fold your pizza in half without it breaking or slopping all over the place, that isn't a pizza; it's a twink. Checkmate, New York. #showerthoughts

Are you not entertained?

It's an indictment on you that inebriation is the only niche in society from which you have carved joy for yourself. Welcome to the dark side. Punch and pie are on the table in the corner, Mr. Kettle.

Remember: You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

Still waiting

no u

Excuse me, the brim of your hat is on the wrong side and your sunglasses are dirty. #Canceled

The previous message doesn't make sense in dark mode.

I did not have "hurriquake" on my storm disaster bingo card. Seems like a good time to start day drinking.

Nevada's back in the running, because fuck Oregon. Too many of their small cannabis business are struggling right now. So Nevada's back on the table. Hope they fix their licensing/taxes soon. I've got a passion for growing it and want to earn a good future, and pay taxes while doing so, while I can.

So... Nevada might be ix-nay because their cultivation licensing moratorium. I'm not sure how to bring up the idea of Oregon to my soon-to-be waifu, because I'm not sure she wants to be any closer to Washington. Thankfully, we have time because I found the docs we needed to recover oodles of dosh.

#blueontheloo doesn't have the same ring to it.

Oh man, I finally get to update my ex social media platform with the "later bitches" line.