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Lena
@defnot3owls.bsky.social
feral housewife™ | bivocational mother© | amateur gardener | artist | metalhead | occasional silly goose | she/they 🏳️‍🌈
first attempt at oil pastels since high school. lots of learning, but i like it 🩷
November 17, 2025 at 1:55 PM
working on an a-frame for a local place and i love it!
October 31, 2025 at 6:55 PM
was showing my kids the mini graveyard i made in the front yard and the 2yo said, “oh WOW! cool! cute!”

i said, “it’s cute?!”

he goes, “yeah!”
😂😂😂

my little hype man lol
October 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
i added a screenshot of this dm to my “all good things” folder on my phone, because it means a lot to me that just one person feels seen 🩷
October 19, 2025 at 2:53 AM
ok this is version 2.0 on 2yos ninja costume ft. a sheath for the katana, and the Sam costume i made today for the 5yo. he has NOT seen the movie Trick R Treat, but he loves the figurine of the character Sam that my husband has and he wants to be Sam so…lol.
October 18, 2025 at 4:44 AM
kiddo’s ninja costume is almost done. i think it’s cute.
October 16, 2025 at 9:07 PM
so, i am burnt tf out on medical billing and i’ve been exploring some local part time jobs.

these are the “benefits” listed for a part-time childcare job near me. 🙃
October 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
adding to my bumper magnet & sticker collection 😆
October 7, 2025 at 1:53 PM
loving your neighbor is resistance
October 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
new tat, who dis 😎😎
October 4, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Spooky cake for my spooky-loving 5yo 🩷🎃
October 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Wow. The latest renovations on the White House are looking great!

Once the gold ballroom is finished and the UFC arena is cleared, they’ll install the official Brawndo logo across the lawn. 🤑
September 29, 2025 at 1:24 PM
skelly has a new friend!
September 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
if you have not read Dust Tracks on a Road by Zora Neale Hurston, i suggest you pick up a copy. it’s delightful and lovely. 💛
September 27, 2025 at 5:34 AM
just listened to this lullaby version of icky thump and it actually put my toddler to sleep?? i’m impressed tbh
September 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
the patio is getting spookyyyy 👀👀

added the glowing eyes this afternoon (an upgrade to the viral toilet paper roll with glowsticks hack)
September 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
my halloweendow is DONE! finally done. i don’t have to think about it anymore. it’s not perfect but it’s done, dammit lol.
September 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
ooookay, no need to call me out like this
September 22, 2025 at 2:05 PM
progress on my halloween window.
my halloweendow, if you will.
September 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
made a little jack-o-lantern out of an old plastic pickle jar and added a solar light on top. i actually love it.

this would be a really fun project with kids for halloween 🩷
September 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
and at night with my new orange bulbs 👀
September 17, 2025 at 3:48 AM
this is HALLOWEEN, this is HALLOWEEN, this is HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN.

(i don’t care that it’s only september 15, if you have a complaint please take it up with someone else)
September 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
decided my front door was too cheery and off-theme for halloween so i cut a plastic tablecloth to size to cover it and attached with magnetic adhesive sheets.

next step: paint spooky glowing eyes all over it, add faux wood boards to make it look boarded up.

more to come 👀👀
September 16, 2025 at 3:23 AM
i am constantly doing projects and i never, ever remember to take the “before” pics lol.

just trust me when i say the gravel and pavers look wayyyy better than the dirt patch filled with cat crap 🤣🤘
September 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
my halloween decor is coming together. all i have to do is get my oldest to give up the life-size posable skeleton that’s he’s been carrying around the house & posing in various locations for 2 days so i can put it on the patio where it was supposed to go.

(this was with the help of his father)
September 15, 2025 at 4:38 AM