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ok i think i saved it. might go in and fix the values in certain places but it’s mostly done 🤌🤌
as frustrating as it is to have to adjust my workout because i was too ambitious with the number of reps per set, i still did the whole thing
February 5, 2026 at 2:52 PM
as frustrating as it is to have to adjust my workout because i was too ambitious with the number of reps per set, i still did the whole thing
why does it seem to make an issue so much worse once you finally identify it? like, i’m overwhelmed by me, idk how anyone else deals with THIS *gestures to all of me*
February 5, 2026 at 2:02 PM
why does it seem to make an issue so much worse once you finally identify it? like, i’m overwhelmed by me, idk how anyone else deals with THIS *gestures to all of me*
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let’s get matching tattoos and donuts
February 5, 2026 at 5:36 AM
let’s get matching tattoos and donuts
aggressively positive is my vibe
February 5, 2026 at 5:37 AM
aggressively positive is my vibe
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Everyone here loves posting Douglass’ “What to the Slave is the 4th of July” but read it - really read it. It’s dark and clear-eyed about the state of things, and yet its ending is hopeful. It has no illusions. The space state at the time seemed almost unbeatable but his point was that he had to try
February 4, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Everyone here loves posting Douglass’ “What to the Slave is the 4th of July” but read it - really read it. It’s dark and clear-eyed about the state of things, and yet its ending is hopeful. It has no illusions. The space state at the time seemed almost unbeatable but his point was that he had to try
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I taught a class on “hope” last year and the few theorists who’ve written on it all point out that hope is the harder choice - that despair is easy and too often fashionable
Too many people on Bluesky think that relentless expressions of despair are a sign of intellectual sophistication.
February 4, 2026 at 9:24 PM
I taught a class on “hope” last year and the few theorists who’ve written on it all point out that hope is the harder choice - that despair is easy and too often fashionable
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BIRD 1: scissors
BIRD 2: scissors
ME: stone
BIRD 2: scissors
ME: stone
February 5, 2026 at 4:18 AM
BIRD 1: scissors
BIRD 2: scissors
ME: stone
BIRD 2: scissors
ME: stone
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5yo: Mom I want a tornado
Me: ...a what
5: A TORNADO
Me: To do what
5: TO EAT
Me: ...
5: Mom PLEASE I am HUNGRY for a TORNADO
Me: What is a tornado
5: Mom you KNOW what a tornado IS
Me: ...a storm?
5: NO A FOOD TORNADO
Me: Buddy.
5: A TORNADO THAT IS A BURRITO BUT WIFOUT MEAT AND BEANS
A TORTILLA.
Me: ...a what
5: A TORNADO
Me: To do what
5: TO EAT
Me: ...
5: Mom PLEASE I am HUNGRY for a TORNADO
Me: What is a tornado
5: Mom you KNOW what a tornado IS
Me: ...a storm?
5: NO A FOOD TORNADO
Me: Buddy.
5: A TORNADO THAT IS A BURRITO BUT WIFOUT MEAT AND BEANS
A TORTILLA.
February 5, 2026 at 12:36 AM
5yo: Mom I want a tornado
Me: ...a what
5: A TORNADO
Me: To do what
5: TO EAT
Me: ...
5: Mom PLEASE I am HUNGRY for a TORNADO
Me: What is a tornado
5: Mom you KNOW what a tornado IS
Me: ...a storm?
5: NO A FOOD TORNADO
Me: Buddy.
5: A TORNADO THAT IS A BURRITO BUT WIFOUT MEAT AND BEANS
A TORTILLA.
Me: ...a what
5: A TORNADO
Me: To do what
5: TO EAT
Me: ...
5: Mom PLEASE I am HUNGRY for a TORNADO
Me: What is a tornado
5: Mom you KNOW what a tornado IS
Me: ...a storm?
5: NO A FOOD TORNADO
Me: Buddy.
5: A TORNADO THAT IS A BURRITO BUT WIFOUT MEAT AND BEANS
A TORTILLA.
i’m honestly kind of jealous of people who are brave enough to just straight up post nudes on the internet. good for you, keep it up.
February 5, 2026 at 4:07 AM
i’m honestly kind of jealous of people who are brave enough to just straight up post nudes on the internet. good for you, keep it up.
seriously want a breast reduction now that i’m finally winding down nursing. they are IN MY WAY
February 5, 2026 at 4:04 AM
seriously want a breast reduction now that i’m finally winding down nursing. they are IN MY WAY
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“Everything we know about skin has been learned from so-called scientific studies funded by large corporations who have a financial stake in keeping our musculature covered in an unnecessary layer of man-made flesh,” said Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
RFK Jr. Questions Efficacy Of Skin
WASHINGTON—In a firm dismissal of decades of scientific research and real-world data on the organ’s benefits and safety, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. publicly questioned t...
theonion.com
February 5, 2026 at 1:15 AM
“Everything we know about skin has been learned from so-called scientific studies funded by large corporations who have a financial stake in keeping our musculature covered in an unnecessary layer of man-made flesh,” said Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
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i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit
February 5, 2026 at 3:43 AM
i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit
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Immigrants are carrying this country on their backs while the right screams into the void.
Here’s the Cato Institute report:
www.cato.org/blog/cato-st...
Here’s the Cato Institute report:
www.cato.org/blog/cato-st...
Cato Study: Immigrants Reduced Deficits by $14.5 Trillion Since 1994
The best way to balance the budget is to reduce spending—particularly on wealthy retirees—but rather than hinder our efforts to control deficits, immigrants are helping.
www.cato.org
February 4, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Immigrants are carrying this country on their backs while the right screams into the void.
Here’s the Cato Institute report:
www.cato.org/blog/cato-st...
Here’s the Cato Institute report:
www.cato.org/blog/cato-st...
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If I die, I want my remains to be scattered at the US Capitol. Do not cremate me.
February 4, 2026 at 9:32 PM
If I die, I want my remains to be scattered at the US Capitol. Do not cremate me.
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it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 1:16 AM
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
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If it can be imbibed or eaten, it must be approved by the FDA. Shut it all down.
America: where you can sell a random “wellness” drink at CVS, claim it “may” somehow “reinforce” your immune system, and literally call it “The Flu Shot.”
February 5, 2026 at 2:08 AM
If it can be imbibed or eaten, it must be approved by the FDA. Shut it all down.
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I've been trying to make bleets happen
February 5, 2026 at 1:53 AM
I've been trying to make bleets happen
can we please for the love of god stop calling them “skeets”
find a different word, i’m begging you
find a different word, i’m begging you
February 5, 2026 at 1:19 AM
can we please for the love of god stop calling them “skeets”
find a different word, i’m begging you
find a different word, i’m begging you
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I think you're right. I think you can eat one meal per day "today" and be fatter and less healthy than someone who ate three meals per day with a dinner desert in any decade prior to 1970.
Our food, it's not real food. At least if you're not spending a fortune and "organic" doesn't mean "natural".
Our food, it's not real food. At least if you're not spending a fortune and "organic" doesn't mean "natural".
February 5, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I think you're right. I think you can eat one meal per day "today" and be fatter and less healthy than someone who ate three meals per day with a dinner desert in any decade prior to 1970.
Our food, it's not real food. At least if you're not spending a fortune and "organic" doesn't mean "natural".
Our food, it's not real food. At least if you're not spending a fortune and "organic" doesn't mean "natural".
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Middle management talking to each other:
Wondering if there are any two words in the English language better than “pizza party”
February 5, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Middle management talking to each other:
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as ever:
archive.org/donate?origi...
The Internet Archive is probably the org I've supported/urged ppl to fundraise for the most, after my own org, #MEAction.
Seriously, if you won't miss $5/month, it's always a good time to support the Archive.
archive.org/donate?origi...
The Internet Archive is probably the org I've supported/urged ppl to fundraise for the most, after my own org, #MEAction.
Seriously, if you won't miss $5/month, it's always a good time to support the Archive.
Internet Archive: Digital Library of Free & Borrowable Texts, Movies, Music & Wayback Machine
archive.org
February 5, 2026 at 12:09 AM
as ever:
archive.org/donate?origi...
The Internet Archive is probably the org I've supported/urged ppl to fundraise for the most, after my own org, #MEAction.
Seriously, if you won't miss $5/month, it's always a good time to support the Archive.
archive.org/donate?origi...
The Internet Archive is probably the org I've supported/urged ppl to fundraise for the most, after my own org, #MEAction.
Seriously, if you won't miss $5/month, it's always a good time to support the Archive.
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lmao this is so funny to me but also relatable
Bro it's about time we got some Painfully Neurodivergent But Also Hot representation.
February 4, 2026 at 11:25 PM
lmao this is so funny to me but also relatable
sometimes i fantasize about having a studio apartment with just my own shit in it lol
February 4, 2026 at 11:20 PM
sometimes i fantasize about having a studio apartment with just my own shit in it lol
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it's called a checking account because you check it to see if you're still broke, and yes, you are
February 4, 2026 at 10:57 PM
it's called a checking account because you check it to see if you're still broke, and yes, you are