🩷Be_My_VaLenaTine🩷
@defnot3owls.bsky.social
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ok i think i saved it. might go in and fix the values in certain places but it’s mostly done 🤌🤌
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If it can be imbibed or eaten, it must be approved by the FDA. Shut it all down.
America: where you can sell a random “wellness” drink at CVS, claim it “may” somehow “reinforce” your immune system, and literally call it “The Flu Shot.”
February 5, 2026 at 2:08 AM
If it can be imbibed or eaten, it must be approved by the FDA. Shut it all down.
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I've been trying to make bleets happen
February 5, 2026 at 1:53 AM
I've been trying to make bleets happen
can we please for the love of god stop calling them “skeets”
find a different word, i’m begging you
find a different word, i’m begging you
February 5, 2026 at 1:19 AM
can we please for the love of god stop calling them “skeets”
find a different word, i’m begging you
find a different word, i’m begging you
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I think you're right. I think you can eat one meal per day "today" and be fatter and less healthy than someone who ate three meals per day with a dinner desert in any decade prior to 1970.
Our food, it's not real food. At least if you're not spending a fortune and "organic" doesn't mean "natural".
Our food, it's not real food. At least if you're not spending a fortune and "organic" doesn't mean "natural".
February 5, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I think you're right. I think you can eat one meal per day "today" and be fatter and less healthy than someone who ate three meals per day with a dinner desert in any decade prior to 1970.
Our food, it's not real food. At least if you're not spending a fortune and "organic" doesn't mean "natural".
Our food, it's not real food. At least if you're not spending a fortune and "organic" doesn't mean "natural".
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Middle management talking to each other:
Wondering if there are any two words in the English language better than “pizza party”
February 5, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Middle management talking to each other:
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as ever:
archive.org/donate?origi...
The Internet Archive is probably the org I've supported/urged ppl to fundraise for the most, after my own org, #MEAction.
Seriously, if you won't miss $5/month, it's always a good time to support the Archive.
archive.org/donate?origi...
The Internet Archive is probably the org I've supported/urged ppl to fundraise for the most, after my own org, #MEAction.
Seriously, if you won't miss $5/month, it's always a good time to support the Archive.
Internet Archive: Digital Library of Free & Borrowable Texts, Movies, Music & Wayback Machine
archive.org
February 5, 2026 at 12:09 AM
as ever:
archive.org/donate?origi...
The Internet Archive is probably the org I've supported/urged ppl to fundraise for the most, after my own org, #MEAction.
Seriously, if you won't miss $5/month, it's always a good time to support the Archive.
archive.org/donate?origi...
The Internet Archive is probably the org I've supported/urged ppl to fundraise for the most, after my own org, #MEAction.
Seriously, if you won't miss $5/month, it's always a good time to support the Archive.
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lmao this is so funny to me but also relatable
Bro it's about time we got some Painfully Neurodivergent But Also Hot representation.
February 4, 2026 at 11:25 PM
lmao this is so funny to me but also relatable
sometimes i fantasize about having a studio apartment with just my own shit in it lol
February 4, 2026 at 11:20 PM
sometimes i fantasize about having a studio apartment with just my own shit in it lol
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it's called a checking account because you check it to see if you're still broke, and yes, you are
February 4, 2026 at 10:57 PM
it's called a checking account because you check it to see if you're still broke, and yes, you are
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valentine's day is coming soon <3
February 4, 2026 at 10:49 PM
valentine's day is coming soon <3
i’m not sure if the date on this is actually correct (my mom frequently took photos with the wrong date because she’d forget to set it), but if it is…damn, what a day that was.
February 4, 2026 at 10:49 PM
i’m not sure if the date on this is actually correct (my mom frequently took photos with the wrong date because she’d forget to set it), but if it is…damn, what a day that was.
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Tax only the rich.
February 4, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Tax only the rich.
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Heads are going to explode 💥
Cato Institute just nuked the lie. Immigrants have cut U.S. deficits by $14.5 TRILLION since 1994, slashing the national debt by a third.
All that “immigrants are bleeding us dry” noise? Absolute bullshit.
1/3
Cato Institute just nuked the lie. Immigrants have cut U.S. deficits by $14.5 TRILLION since 1994, slashing the national debt by a third.
All that “immigrants are bleeding us dry” noise? Absolute bullshit.
1/3
February 4, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Heads are going to explode 💥
Cato Institute just nuked the lie. Immigrants have cut U.S. deficits by $14.5 TRILLION since 1994, slashing the national debt by a third.
All that “immigrants are bleeding us dry” noise? Absolute bullshit.
1/3
Cato Institute just nuked the lie. Immigrants have cut U.S. deficits by $14.5 TRILLION since 1994, slashing the national debt by a third.
All that “immigrants are bleeding us dry” noise? Absolute bullshit.
1/3
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“You make it sound terrible” it’s terrible actually!!!
February 4, 2026 at 4:26 PM
“You make it sound terrible” it’s terrible actually!!!
today’s drawing 2/4/26 — just a silly little guy
February 4, 2026 at 4:29 PM
today’s drawing 2/4/26 — just a silly little guy
Jean Starr Untermeyer
February 4, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Jean Starr Untermeyer
sooo close to paying off one credit card, then i can finally close the account. and, you know, start paying off the next one… sigh.
February 4, 2026 at 3:44 PM
sooo close to paying off one credit card, then i can finally close the account. and, you know, start paying off the next one… sigh.
oh no
Two little girls stood in the doorway.
“Come play,” one of the girls said.
“I’m making lunch,” Wendy whispered.
“We want you to play,” the girl said.
They stared at Wendy. Unblinking. Evil.
“Can we have a snack?” they asked in unison.
“I’m literally making lunch!”
“Come play,” one of the girls said.
“I’m making lunch,” Wendy whispered.
“We want you to play,” the girl said.
They stared at Wendy. Unblinking. Evil.
“Can we have a snack?” they asked in unison.
“I’m literally making lunch!”
Stephen King’s The Shining, If the Hotel Had Possessed Wendy Instead of Jack
Wendy lit the stove to heat a pot of tomato soup. She turned to grab a wooden spoon and gasped. Two little girls in smocked dresses stood in the do...
buff.ly
February 4, 2026 at 3:33 PM
oh no
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you don't say? at some point we're going to acknowledge what every study ever on this subject has said, right? right? www.independent.co.uk/news/science...
Trans athletes may not have fitness advantage in women’s sport, landmark study finds
Findings suggest physical performance in trans women converges toward that of cis women over time
www.independent.co.uk
February 4, 2026 at 12:30 PM
you don't say? at some point we're going to acknowledge what every study ever on this subject has said, right? right? www.independent.co.uk/news/science...
it’s also increasing OUR electric bills by over 20% last i heard
"The planned hyperscale facilities of north and west Texas, if fully built out, could be among the largest emissions sources in both the country and the world, Bird said"
“I’d be hard-pressed to think of a bigger emitter"
“I’d be hard-pressed to think of a bigger emitter"
Huge Texas data centers will get their own gas power plants
The developer of one project, in Pecos County, calls it the largest power project in the U.S. Data centers are sparking a surge of gas power plant construction in Texas.
www.texastribune.org
February 4, 2026 at 3:08 PM
it’s also increasing OUR electric bills by over 20% last i heard
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Important to point out that doing so via Zoom was a -choice-. They had mandatory RTO policies.
So ... employees DO need to be in the office, but the employer DOESN'T need to look at them face-to-face for layoffs.
Operational disrespect and cowardice.
So ... employees DO need to be in the office, but the employer DOESN'T need to look at them face-to-face for layoffs.
Operational disrespect and cowardice.
February 4, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Important to point out that doing so via Zoom was a -choice-. They had mandatory RTO policies.
So ... employees DO need to be in the office, but the employer DOESN'T need to look at them face-to-face for layoffs.
Operational disrespect and cowardice.
So ... employees DO need to be in the office, but the employer DOESN'T need to look at them face-to-face for layoffs.
Operational disrespect and cowardice.
how does one address the issue of neighbors smoking so much pot that MY house is starting to smell like weed?
woof
woof
February 4, 2026 at 2:46 PM
how does one address the issue of neighbors smoking so much pot that MY house is starting to smell like weed?
woof
woof
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threatening to put my hands on you but it’s just a gentle pat
February 4, 2026 at 12:23 AM
threatening to put my hands on you but it’s just a gentle pat