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EARTH SHATTERING ORGASMS FOR EVERYBODYYYY
a woman in a red dress is holding a microphone in her hand and raising her fist in the air .
ALT: a woman in a red dress is holding a microphone in her hand and raising her fist in the air .
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January 20, 2025 at 6:29 AM
EARTH SHATTERING ORGASMS FOR EVERYBODYYYY
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the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement
January 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement
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A slur definitely came to mind
Would y’all call me a slur if I said I would like to try this?
January 17, 2025 at 6:39 PM
A slur definitely came to mind
The worst part of knowing how to cook is getting a craving for a burger, and knowing how much you're about to spend making it and the fries+shake to go with it...
January 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The worst part of knowing how to cook is getting a craving for a burger, and knowing how much you're about to spend making it and the fries+shake to go with it...
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I yelped! Lmaooook
January 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I yelped! Lmaooook
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Trumps inauguration being on Martin Luther King Day does not sit well with my soul AT ALL
January 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Trumps inauguration being on Martin Luther King Day does not sit well with my soul AT ALL
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Drake has withdrawn his petition against Spotify and UMG after accusing the entities of launching an illegal “scheme” to boost numbers for Kendrick Lamar’s “Not Like Us.”
Drake Withdraws Legal Petition Accusing Spotify and Universal Music of Artificially Inflating Kendrick Lamar’s ‘Not Like Us’
Drake has withdrawn his legal petition against Spotify and UMG after claiming they artificially inflated Kendrick Lamar's 'Not LIke Us.'
variety.com
January 15, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Drake has withdrawn his petition against Spotify and UMG after accusing the entities of launching an illegal “scheme” to boost numbers for Kendrick Lamar’s “Not Like Us.”
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“We’re all hammered wife beaters” - this Senator’s ‘I am Spartacus’ moment to try and save Pete Hegseth’s image.
Markwayne Mullin: "Senator Kaine, or I guess I better use the senator from Virginia, starts bringing up the fact that 'what if you showed up drunk to your job?' How many senators have shown up drunk to vote at night? ... how many senators have gotten a divorce for cheating?"
January 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
“We’re all hammered wife beaters” - this Senator’s ‘I am Spartacus’ moment to try and save Pete Hegseth’s image.
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It is okay to ask directly for what you need.
January 15, 2025 at 2:23 PM
It is okay to ask directly for what you need.
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GoodMorning 🩷 always remember, you’ve seen too many victories to let defeat have the last word
a woman in a black dress is standing in front of a microphone with a ring on her chest .
ALT: a woman in a black dress is standing in front of a microphone with a ring on her chest .
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2025 at 3:40 PM
GoodMorning 🩷 always remember, you’ve seen too many victories to let defeat have the last word
And imma hold your hand while I say this. There are too many people who actively love and support you, for you to be goofy and still chasing that person who never really cared.
Go to therapy, cry about it, and find out what you've been missing
Go to therapy, cry about it, and find out what you've been missing
January 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
And imma hold your hand while I say this. There are too many people who actively love and support you, for you to be goofy and still chasing that person who never really cared.
Go to therapy, cry about it, and find out what you've been missing
Go to therapy, cry about it, and find out what you've been missing
Stop trying to fix toxic people. Half of the time, their only goal is to make you as miserable and toxic as them.
Let them be mad over there and protect your peace.
Let them be mad over there and protect your peace.
January 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Stop trying to fix toxic people. Half of the time, their only goal is to make you as miserable and toxic as them.
Let them be mad over there and protect your peace.
Let them be mad over there and protect your peace.
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I don't care if you prefer to stay ignorant, I'd just prefer it if you'd stay away from me.
July 15, 2024 at 12:46 PM
I don't care if you prefer to stay ignorant, I'd just prefer it if you'd stay away from me.
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Drake is ON TAPE kissing a 17 year girl in front of thousands of people and it’s documented that he was texting Millie Bobby Brown when she was like 15
“I’m not a pedophile tho!”
“I’m not a pedophile tho!”
January 15, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Drake is ON TAPE kissing a 17 year girl in front of thousands of people and it’s documented that he was texting Millie Bobby Brown when she was like 15
“I’m not a pedophile tho!”
“I’m not a pedophile tho!”
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You deserve a gentle life, loyal friends, and a lover who's crazy about you.
January 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
You deserve a gentle life, loyal friends, and a lover who's crazy about you.
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Im on the phone with an insurance agent that literally sounds like the voice actor for Stewie from family guy 😂
January 15, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Im on the phone with an insurance agent that literally sounds like the voice actor for Stewie from family guy 😂
If it ain't this, I don't want it,
We love together,
We grow together
We heal together
Life's to short to act like we aren't hurting and don't need reassurance!
We love together,
We grow together
We heal together
Life's to short to act like we aren't hurting and don't need reassurance!
being in love with someone who makes you fall in love with yourself too>>>
January 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
If it ain't this, I don't want it,
We love together,
We grow together
We heal together
Life's to short to act like we aren't hurting and don't need reassurance!
We love together,
We grow together
We heal together
Life's to short to act like we aren't hurting and don't need reassurance!
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In honor of carrie underwood performing at that man's inauguration I am going to continue my tradition of never listening to carrie underwood's music.
January 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
In honor of carrie underwood performing at that man's inauguration I am going to continue my tradition of never listening to carrie underwood's music.