🌊🌎TheMediocreWazu🌍💧
definitecharliefox.bsky.social
🌊🌎TheMediocreWazu🌍💧
@definitecharliefox.bsky.social
Water conservation & reuse specialist. Past resident of both US coasts, the southwest, Central and South America. Professional Cripple.
Don't get me wrong, China building escalators up giant mountains & elevators up (manmade?) waterfalls is not how I'd want to see our government spend our taxes, but seriously, what have we gotten lately? What's even planned? It's our 250th next year!!!! Can we maybe have trains that don't smell?
August 19, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I've got a distraction from Trump's destruction of our planet for you.

Before becoming a movie star, Jason Stathom was a dancer in the 1992 song "Comin' on Strong" by the Shamen. Enjoy!
July 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I half agree. But on the way out the door I want to use this style of boot to fuck his taint up. I want this Mexican style cowboy boot specifically, and I want him to be able to taste his own fucking taint before falling over in pain which I hope lasts forever.
July 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I prefer this one
July 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
No justice, no peace, and no end to the resistance until we see some repercussions for their actions. This is what I'm looking for, and every American gets gifted some steel toed taint kickers
July 20, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Connecticut and Maine, WTF?!! Almost all the other states that allow this are proud to be despicable and in favor of horrible, outdated ideas and practices, but what are your excuses for allowing corporal punishment in schools still?!
July 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
This wreaks of North Korean propaganda.
July 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Do you think these Band Aids make Stephen Miller enraged? When do you think they'll try to strong arm companies into walking back items like this? Hell, the original Band Aid was probably too dark for Miller's taste anyway.
July 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
We're going full North Korea now. Look at that bullshit at the USDA.
July 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I wanted to read this, but when I opened the article and saw these two douchecanoes, I figured it wasnt worth my time.
July 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Let me get this straight, our wanna be strongman is so fragile that handshakes make his hands bruise, and we're supposed to believe that's totally normal, Karoline?
July 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Gee, thanks for assisting Trump on his distraction campaign, Facebook. I don't think I've ever gotten a breaking news notification from them, but of all the ground breaking bullshititude going on, it's very telling that THIS is what you want to draw attention to. Fuck you, Zuckerbitch.
July 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I know you shouldn't judge a book by its cover.....but come on! This guy has got to be pure evil. And in this circumstance, the evidence supports the initial assumption of douchenozzlery. Yet guess what Republicans are primed to do again? Fuck us all over.
July 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
It feels like Trump is getting everything he wants recently. It's so soul crushing that I am forced to seek enjoyment in the smaller things, like remembering how much Melania hates his fucking guts too.
July 17, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I'm guessing that if we want to know who ICE really is, we can just go review reddit's FirstResponderCringe sub. All those folks are giving off strong ICE vibes.
July 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
How does Dan Bongino look like he's balding, has a yarmulke on, and has the genie's hairdo from the live action Aladdin all at the same time?

Also, your body obvious is obviously heading towards a heart attack. Just let Jesus take the wheel, buddy.
July 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
It does feel like this is where we're at. Case in point, Ms. Rachel saying "don't bomb children" was demonized and called anti semitic. Criticizing the actions of the State of Israel is not the same as passing judgment on a religion or the people who practice that religion.
July 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Is there really any surprise at this point that the Israeli government is basically pure evil? Here's a fake photo op where they ultimately take the food away from the child anyway. I guess it's better than shooting the child, IDF's favorite pastime.
July 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
ICE marching shackled CHILDREN into vans in downtown LA. Trying to do it out of sight. It looks like they shackled their hands and feet. Are you fucking kidding me?!!!
July 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
That's a lot of words to just say "I diddled little girls and that fact is barely covered with tissue paper".
July 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
This guy is really starting to fucking piss me off. He's like Shrek, without the redeemable qualities.
July 11, 2025 at 12:51 PM
It's like McDonald's presenting Burger King with a nomination for the American Health and Diabetes Reduction award.

Top notch circle jerking, pricks.
July 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Someone needs to ask the real hard hitting questions about this operation in MacArthur Park.
- What were the horsies' names?
- Was the entry order based on their bigotry scores?
- Did they get frozen yogurt after? If so, did they spring for toppings?
- Who dared Fred to eat those horse apples?!
July 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
May I recommend a touch of "sea otters holding hands while they nap so they don't drift apart" for dessert?
July 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I am pro Blue Collar Workers' union in this Philly strike. Why? Because you know it's dire if the sanitation department strikes, bc they know full well they've got to deal with this at the end of it all by themselves, not just face a backlog of emails from being out of office.

From 5 days ago...
July 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM