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🌊🌎TheMediocreWazu🌍💧
@definitecharliefox.bsky.social
Water conservation & reuse specialist. Past resident of both US coasts, the southwest, Central and South America. Professional Cripple.
I'm so sick of this "mandate" bs. Trump barely won the popular vote, and he has since lost support by the majority, by far. Republicans aren't even trying to find viable ways to justify their corruption anymore. www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...
North Carolina Republicans announce plans to vote on a new congressional map
The move is part of a nationwide mid-decade redistricting effort by the GOP to protect its narrow House majority in next year's midterm elections.
www.nbcnews.com
October 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
F this administration. Don't fall for it (but we know Schumer already has bc he's got the spine of a tub of jelly)

www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...
White House lays groundwork for mass government firings if there's a shutdown
The Office of Management and Budget says in a memo that agencies should prepare reduction-in-force plans to accompany furloughs if a spending bill isn't passed next week.
www.nbcnews.com
September 25, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Everyone is welcome at my house tomorrow to wave goodbye and good riddance to all the dipshits who think they're going to be raptured. There will be light refreshments served.
September 22, 2025 at 12:56 PM
What's with the most authoritarian dictators also being the most thin skinned? Putin, no one would believe you're an ogre. A tiny troll under a bridge, sure. But ogres are big and strong. Everyone knows that.

www.lemonde.fr/en/internati...
Russia hits out at Macron for calling Putin an 'ogre'
French President Emmanuel Macron's comments were a 'vulgar insults against Russia and its people,' said the spokesperson of Russia's foreign ministry.
www.lemonde.fr
August 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
So, in addition to the recent crippling inflation, more and more companies now seem to be passing off the credit card fee on to buyers. Not only that, but the assholes seem fine adding a nice little profit margin to it too. Why only charge 3% when I could charge 5%? Fuck all of you who do this.
August 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Since Trump hates desecrating the flag so much, then will he be verbally reprimanding the Jan 6 protestors? What about smearing their own feces around the Capitol? Is he cool with that? It almost seems selective, how he plans to use his EOs....
August 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
As Trump continues to wage battles against blue states, refuses to provide basic federal funding, and as he gets his N@zi ducks in a row to fuck with upcoming elections, at some point us blue states should just decide not to pay our federal taxes. We're nearing taxation w/out representation....
August 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Republicans' thin skinned pettiness is contagious. Dave Portnoy is a complete douchecanoe, not letting him in your stadium bc he is a vocal supporter and alumnus of your biggest rival is downright pathetic.

He is a twat waffle, but Ohio State is a petulant child.

www.on3.com/news/ohio-st...
Ohio State bans Dave Portnoy from Big Noon Kickoff opener at The Shoe
Ohio State has reportedly banned Barstool Sports founder Dave Portnoy from The Shoe ahead of Saturday's game against Texas.
www.on3.com
August 26, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Can we stop yelling "shame" at people like Hegseth, JD and others? They've given us years of terrible content to use, but at the very least yell fuck you. Shame is not appropriate. It's also a waste of breath.
August 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I'll save you the time; they don't. Not the people, not its environment, not its economy. And simply put, if your corporate charter forces you to have a fiduciary duty to put profits above all else, pretending otherwise is blowing smoke up our collective ass.

www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...
Do AI Companies Actually Care About America?
“Democratic AI” is great branding for the Trump era.
www.theatlantic.com
August 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
As if more evidence was needed to show how pathetic, thin skinned, petty, and power hungry DHS was. Fuck the entire administration and fuck ICE. They all deserve a steel toed kick to their collective taint.

www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Kilmar Abrego Garcia taken into ICE custody at immigration appointment
Abrego, who was just released from federal custody on Friday, now faces deportation to Uganda.
www.nbcnews.com
August 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Is it just me or does every phone review read close to the same? The Flubber 10 looks identical to the Flubber 9, just with a few key changes. Changes you'll likely never notice or utilize. Now give us $1000.
August 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Don't get me wrong, China building escalators up giant mountains & elevators up (manmade?) waterfalls is not how I'd want to see our government spend our taxes, but seriously, what have we gotten lately? What's even planned? It's our 250th next year!!!! Can we maybe have trains that don't smell?
August 19, 2025 at 6:24 PM
At this point do you think little Marco is crushing and snorting tums, or freebasing them, to keep his ulcers in check from being in one long human centipede of a lie all the damn time?
August 18, 2025 at 8:38 PM
For every politician running for EVERY office in 2026, I will need to hear what your plan is for these masked thugs kidnapping people in our streets before I'll consider giving you my vote.

For current politicians, you should be burning shit to the fucking ground right now, unapologetically.
August 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Has anyone else seen Amazon's shipping bait and switch scheme? I need something post surgery & they of course were the 1st result, claiming some deliveries same day. When it takes you to the app there are a few options that are same day, that magically switch to next day in your cart. Fuck. Bezos.
August 15, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Amazon is really pissing me off. You have to watch 3 commercials before a streamed show now? And why the fuck do they not even seem to try to make next day delivery anymore? If they miss the morning slot, they come back a day later instead of that afternoon?! I'm surrounded by warehouses!!!!
August 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Putin looks like the apple doll I made in 5th grade come to life. About the same size, too.
August 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Whatever the digital equivalent of not being worth the paper it's printed on is...

www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
Restoring Law and Order in the District of Columbia
Memorandum for THE SECRETARY OF DEFENSE SUBJECT:       Restoring Law and Order in the District of Columbia Section 1.
www.whitehouse.gov
August 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
"Even if he made 100% of his money while being president, so what? ? He has donated his entire salary!" - One obviously intelligent Fox Viewer who definitely knows $400k is bigger than $1B. These people are hopeless.

www.themirror.com/entertainmen...
Fox News interrupted as anchor shares damning news about Donald Trump
Fox News reporter Jessica Tarlov has claimed that 40 percent of Donald Trump's wealth has been accumulated since he became President due to his business ventures
www.themirror.com
August 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I can't wait until the left regains power. I would love to see the steam blowing out some bigoted ears as they attempt to gerrymander Puerto Rico....
August 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Last week I went to Mexico City. As much as MAGA douchecanoes denigrate our neighbors to the south, it's clear they will soon be more well respected by the rest of the world compared to the US when it comes to things like sustainability, addressing climate change, gender equality, healthcare, etc.
August 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM