Dan Drier
@defiantmelons.bsky.social
Completely normal. Does not spend an hour in the bath each day. Does not go to bed at 8:00 p.m.
Day 6: I mopped the floors.
Okay, I mopped some of the floors.
Okay, a robot mopped some of the floors while I watched YouTube.
Okay, I mopped some of the floors.
Okay, a robot mopped some of the floors while I watched YouTube.
January 6, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Day 6: I mopped the floors.
Okay, I mopped some of the floors.
Okay, a robot mopped some of the floors while I watched YouTube.
Okay, I mopped some of the floors.
Okay, a robot mopped some of the floors while I watched YouTube.
Day 5: Total relapse.
January 6, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Day 5: Total relapse.
Day 4: Pulled up a rug glazed in wiener dog urine.
Quality of life increase: Low. We rarely go in that room.
#LeakingWiener #BadDog
Quality of life increase: Low. We rarely go in that room.
#LeakingWiener #BadDog
January 4, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Day 4: Pulled up a rug glazed in wiener dog urine.
Quality of life increase: Low. We rarely go in that room.
#LeakingWiener #BadDog
Quality of life increase: Low. We rarely go in that room.
#LeakingWiener #BadDog
Day 3: Steamed bacon for breakfast to reduce cholesterol. #WetItAndForgetIt #SuckItFriedFood
January 3, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Day 3: Steamed bacon for breakfast to reduce cholesterol. #WetItAndForgetIt #SuckItFriedFood
Day 2: Waxed nostrils, ears, and monobrow.
Attractiveness increase: 3%
Margin of error: 5%
#NewYearsRevolution #Ow
Attractiveness increase: 3%
Margin of error: 5%
#NewYearsRevolution #Ow
January 2, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Day 2: Waxed nostrils, ears, and monobrow.
Attractiveness increase: 3%
Margin of error: 5%
#NewYearsRevolution #Ow
Attractiveness increase: 3%
Margin of error: 5%
#NewYearsRevolution #Ow
January 1, 2026 at 7:19 PM
April 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
This is how Star Wars started. It began with a trade war purposely started by Palpatine. It allowed him to obtain emergency powers and declare himself emperor. Let’s not do that. Let’s skip the Clone Wars entirely and go straight to forming the Rebel Alliance. #April19 #ANewHope #GetMeADamnX-Wing
April 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
This is how Star Wars started. It began with a trade war purposely started by Palpatine. It allowed him to obtain emergency powers and declare himself emperor. Let’s not do that. Let’s skip the Clone Wars entirely and go straight to forming the Rebel Alliance. #April19 #ANewHope #GetMeADamnX-Wing
Hot Water Heaters
January 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Hot Water Heaters
Fruits vs. Vegetables
January 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Fruits vs. Vegetables
Insomnia's Villanelle
January 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Insomnia's Villanelle
Here’s what I was able to build with the 2024 Star Wars Lego advent calendar through 16-Dec. I call it the Millennium Falcon.
December 17, 2023 at 1:30 PM
Here’s what I was able to build with the 2024 Star Wars Lego advent calendar through 16-Dec. I call it the Millennium Falcon.