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deescribe.bsky.social
'Til Dee Do Us Blart
@deescribe.bsky.social
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Professional writer • Amateur bookworm • Part-time critic • Full-time Jayhawk • Low-key queer • High-key nerd • she/any • formerly @joseinextdoor
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Took off my nerd hat and put on my jock hat, only to discover they were the same hat
A TV showing the Champions Classic college basketball game between Kansas and Duke A zoom in of the previous image, showing that the advertising video board by the benches is running a Crunchyroll ad
November 19, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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An ultra-rare cuddle sighting
A black-and-white cat and an orange cat asleep on a bed next to each other, with a small ridge of blanket between them serving as a pillow.
October 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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He tuck himself in
A black and white cat partially tucked under the covers, using the pillow like a human uses a pillow. He looks at the camera. The same shot, but now the cat's eyes have started to droop sleepily The same shot, but now the cat has fully laid down, eyes closed
October 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Vacation Day 1 To-Do List: A beautiful view and a manga with an on-theme cover
View of a sunny blue ocean between palm trees The cover of the Nozaki-kun volume 16 manga. It shows Nozaki and Seo in beach gear, with ring floats and water guns.
October 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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He's very good at hide and seek
A black and white cat sits with just his head behind a long curtain, the rest of his body (including his front paws) poking out.
October 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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New friend + hat
Photo of a happy round Rowlet Squishmallow wearing a pink hat with a surfing Pikachu on it
September 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Subscribing to the Pokemon Center is great because it means sometimes I open an email and spontaneously scream out of delight instead of rage
Pokemon Center ad for new Sprigatito and Rowlet squishmallows. They are so cute and round and happy.
September 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Activist Cat understands the importance of taking breaks
An orange cat in a shop window sleeping on top of "know your rights" pamphlets and a queer little library flier
September 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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TIL robo-mowers were a thing because someone in my friend's neighborhood put googly eyes on theirs and sent it on a little journey
A little white robotic lawnmower with big googly eyes, making it look like it has a happy face. The same mower but facing sideways so you can see its cartoonishly big back wheels
September 4, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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I see the Universal Cat Distribution System was alive and well in 1900s Canada
Anne stands on a sidewalk looking back at a scrawny cat. She says "you mustn't follow me." The scrawny cat has hopped onto Anne's shoulder and is rubbing his head happily against her cheek. She looks pleasantly surprised. Anne holds the cat happily in front of her and declares "He's my cat!" to 3 of her friends.
September 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Glanced over halfway through a work project and immediately forgot what I was doing
A fluffy orange cat with a white belly lays partly on his side, paws curled up sweetly under his sleepy face as he looks at the photographer with love
August 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Incredible "I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards" energy from Wilde's original 1890 Picture of Dorian Gray manuscript
Text from The Picture of Dorian Gray. It reads: "Let us sit down, Dorian," said Hallward, looking pale and pained. "Let us sit down. I will sit in the shadow, and you shall sit in the sunlight. Our lives are like that. Just answer me one question. Have you noticed in the picture something that you did not like? Something that probably at first did not strike you, but that revealed itself to you suddenly?" "Basil!" cried the lad, clutching the arms of his chair with trembling hands, and gazing at him with wild, startled eyes. "I see you did. Don't speak. Wait till you hear what I have to say. It is quite true that I have worshipped you with far more romance of feeling than a man should ever give to a friend. Somehow, I had never loved a woman. I suppose I never had time. Perhaps. as Harry says, a really grande passion is the privilege of those who have nothing to do, and that is the use of the idle classes in a country. Well, from the moment I met you, your personality had the most extraordinary influence over me. I quite admit that I adored you madly, extravagantly, absurdly. I was jealous of every one to whom you spoke. I wanted to have you all to myself. I was only happy when I was with you. When I was away from you, you were still present in my art. It was all wrong and foolish. It is all wrong and foolish still. Of course I never let you know anything about this. It would have been impossible. You would not have understood it; I did not understand it myself. One day I determined to paint a wonderful portrait of you. It was to have been my masterpiece. It is my masterpiece. But, as I worked at it, every flake and film of colour seemed to me to reveal my secret. There was love in every line, and in every touch there was passion.s I grew afraid that the world would know of my idolatry. I
August 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Hey now Moon on a rainy night I came here to read good yuri not to be personally attacked
Manga panel of 2 girls chatting. The first asks "How's the story coming? You said you were going to write earlier." The second, looking flustered, replies: " I'm getting it all together in my head!" The first retorts "Sure you are..."
August 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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whoa ClassicaLoid really took a turn
From the DanDaDan anime, a bunch of ghostly classic composers with enlarged heads and glowing eyes float menacingly around Okarun and Shiratori
August 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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👑
(╯°ロ°)╯
August 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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"Lay flat to dry," the tag said
A black and white cat sits on top of a sweater laid out flat on a table. The sweater is rumpled as if the cat shifted it around. The cat is looking directly at the camera as if to say "you're welcome"
August 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Memeing one minute, lovingly caring for his sick old dog the next. My drug dealer contains multitudes 😭
Pokemon Scarlet photo of the protagonist and Arven making a sandwich. Arven is lowkey doing the Salt Bae meme. Arven feeds a sandwich to his sick old dog and says "Small bites are fine. Just chew nice and slow..."
August 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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🎵 WEEEEEELLLL grew up on my planet farmin' space worms

Where space worms can always be fooooouuuuund 🎵
August 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Lazy Caturday afternoon
An orange and white cat sits partly up on a blanket, paws crossed in front of him, looking both sleepy and smug about it
August 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Got to see Summer Wars on the big screen for the first time and fell in love all over again. That movie still goes as hard as it did 15 years ago.
Summer Wars Funimation movie poster
July 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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NOPE
A red ball sits in front of a storm drain
July 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Rio remains committed to never using a cat bed the way it was intended
An orange cat has burrowed under a blue cat bed as if it was a blanket, his cute head poking out.
July 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Made a little art today
#rcjh
An amateur painting of a baby Jayhawk hatching from a basketball egg
July 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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The nerds are out at the weekly protest 😤
A protest sign with Porco Rosso that says "better a pig than a fascist"
July 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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oops Switch store is having a big Squeenix sale and my hand slipped ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Switch homepage showing 3 games: Nier Automata, Octopath Traveler 2, and Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age
July 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM