Hell's Favorite Beertender
@deerlydepraved.bsky.social
😈 Nickie 😈
🪴 30F 🪴
🌽 Smalltown Nowhereland, Pennsylvania 🌾
🦌 Hazbin Fan 📻
✍️ Artist ✍️
🍻 Dive Bartender 🥃
🖥 3D Printer Enthusiast 🖨
🪴 30F 🪴
🌽 Smalltown Nowhereland, Pennsylvania 🌾
🦌 Hazbin Fan 📻
✍️ Artist ✍️
🍻 Dive Bartender 🥃
🖥 3D Printer Enthusiast 🖨
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"What's a matter bitch? Can't get it up?" - Valentino
*cut to Al being badass right here*
#hazbinhotelalastor #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinhotelseason2 #alastor #hazbin #coloredpencildrawing
*cut to Al being badass right here*
#hazbinhotelalastor #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinhotelseason2 #alastor #hazbin #coloredpencildrawing
So my parents went overboard for Christmas.
They bought me a phonograph and Mom managed to track down a radio/record player that my radio obsessed great uncle owned. Apparently his whole house was tube radios and records. It's passed through my Poppop, my aunt, and my uncle before ending up with me
They bought me a phonograph and Mom managed to track down a radio/record player that my radio obsessed great uncle owned. Apparently his whole house was tube radios and records. It's passed through my Poppop, my aunt, and my uncle before ending up with me
December 25, 2025 at 8:41 AM
So my parents went overboard for Christmas.
They bought me a phonograph and Mom managed to track down a radio/record player that my radio obsessed great uncle owned. Apparently his whole house was tube radios and records. It's passed through my Poppop, my aunt, and my uncle before ending up with me
They bought me a phonograph and Mom managed to track down a radio/record player that my radio obsessed great uncle owned. Apparently his whole house was tube radios and records. It's passed through my Poppop, my aunt, and my uncle before ending up with me
Merry Christmas from the roadhouse!
Still two more hours of serving up smiles. 😎🍻🎄
Still two more hours of serving up smiles. 😎🍻🎄
December 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Merry Christmas from the roadhouse!
Still two more hours of serving up smiles. 😎🍻🎄
Still two more hours of serving up smiles. 😎🍻🎄
Festive fit for Christmas Eve bartending 🎄🍻
December 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Festive fit for Christmas Eve bartending 🎄🍻
Sleep deprived winter edition
December 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Sleep deprived winter edition
This is not a drill! 🎄🎁
December 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
This is not a drill! 🎄🎁
Also I've been home close to an hour and just realized I still have a speed opener in my back pocket.
This is gonna be a long weekend. 🫠💀
This is gonna be a long weekend. 🫠💀
December 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Also I've been home close to an hour and just realized I still have a speed opener in my back pocket.
This is gonna be a long weekend. 🫠💀
This is gonna be a long weekend. 🫠💀
Today at work I got paid to entertain my bosses by making a paper airplane out of their losing lottery ticket and proceeding to throw it around the bar.
We all did this for well over an hour.
It was a slow day. 🤣🍻
We all did this for well over an hour.
It was a slow day. 🤣🍻
December 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Today at work I got paid to entertain my bosses by making a paper airplane out of their losing lottery ticket and proceeding to throw it around the bar.
We all did this for well over an hour.
It was a slow day. 🤣🍻
We all did this for well over an hour.
It was a slow day. 🤣🍻
So this happened a few days ago... fml.
Got the replacement part installed but I'm bummed because this set me back on trying to get something shipped before the holidays. 😭
Got the replacement part installed but I'm bummed because this set me back on trying to get something shipped before the holidays. 😭
December 19, 2025 at 4:44 AM
So this happened a few days ago... fml.
Got the replacement part installed but I'm bummed because this set me back on trying to get something shipped before the holidays. 😭
Got the replacement part installed but I'm bummed because this set me back on trying to get something shipped before the holidays. 😭
I hate being sick. The only thing helping is knock off DayQuil and the homemade lemon sweet tea I made.
December 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I hate being sick. The only thing helping is knock off DayQuil and the homemade lemon sweet tea I made.
Shit my mom says:
Let's hope the pickles aren't giving me nightmares.
*as shes eating a pickle in front of the open fridge*
Let's hope the pickles aren't giving me nightmares.
*as shes eating a pickle in front of the open fridge*
December 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Shit my mom says:
Let's hope the pickles aren't giving me nightmares.
*as shes eating a pickle in front of the open fridge*
Let's hope the pickles aren't giving me nightmares.
*as shes eating a pickle in front of the open fridge*
I think one of my favorite parts of Christmas shopping with my mom today was her pointing to a Blitzo plush in Hot Topic and saying, "If I had a toy like that I'd have nightmares."
I have more material this woman's a hoot.
I have more material this woman's a hoot.
December 14, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I think one of my favorite parts of Christmas shopping with my mom today was her pointing to a Blitzo plush in Hot Topic and saying, "If I had a toy like that I'd have nightmares."
I have more material this woman's a hoot.
I have more material this woman's a hoot.
Sometimes I sit back and think of all the crazy stories I have from working at a dive bar for 5+ years.
December 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Sometimes I sit back and think of all the crazy stories I have from working at a dive bar for 5+ years.
A guy thought it'd be a good idea to whistle at me for service. Guess who got kicked out 🤣
December 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
A guy thought it'd be a good idea to whistle at me for service. Guess who got kicked out 🤣
I'ma rambling but I think I fixed it.
December 9, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I'ma rambling but I think I fixed it.
Charlie voice: Come on buddy concentrate!
December 9, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Charlie voice: Come on buddy concentrate!
Well I should've expected this. 😆
December 9, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Well I should've expected this. 😆
Robot surgery timeee! Wish me luck baby needs a new belt.
December 9, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Robot surgery timeee! Wish me luck baby needs a new belt.
I swear my patrons are the best hype squad I could ask for. 😭🥰
December 8, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I swear my patrons are the best hype squad I could ask for. 😭🥰
I've been low-key depressed all night. One of my patrons just brought up how he walked in a month ago and didn't realize it was me signing on karaoke night. He thought it was just the jukebox.
That warmed my cold little heart. I needed that. 😭
That warmed my cold little heart. I needed that. 😭
December 8, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I've been low-key depressed all night. One of my patrons just brought up how he walked in a month ago and didn't realize it was me signing on karaoke night. He thought it was just the jukebox.
That warmed my cold little heart. I needed that. 😭
That warmed my cold little heart. I needed that. 😭
So this has been the theme of my personal life this week. 😒
December 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
So this has been the theme of my personal life this week. 😒
Bwhahahaha I forgot to post these.
December 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Bwhahahaha I forgot to post these.
So I was looking at an office chair at the thrift store today and naturally wanted to sit in it to see if it was cozy.
Next I playfully launched myself forward. I made an ass of myself nearly running a poor lady over because I was too consumed with "Ooo rolly chair!"
Best 5-dollar used chair ever.
Next I playfully launched myself forward. I made an ass of myself nearly running a poor lady over because I was too consumed with "Ooo rolly chair!"
Best 5-dollar used chair ever.
December 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
So I was looking at an office chair at the thrift store today and naturally wanted to sit in it to see if it was cozy.
Next I playfully launched myself forward. I made an ass of myself nearly running a poor lady over because I was too consumed with "Ooo rolly chair!"
Best 5-dollar used chair ever.
Next I playfully launched myself forward. I made an ass of myself nearly running a poor lady over because I was too consumed with "Ooo rolly chair!"
Best 5-dollar used chair ever.
"What's a matter bitch? Can't get it up?" - Valentino
*cut to Al being badass right here*
#hazbinhotelalastor #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinhotelseason2 #alastor #hazbin #coloredpencildrawing
*cut to Al being badass right here*
#hazbinhotelalastor #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinhotelseason2 #alastor #hazbin #coloredpencildrawing
December 2, 2025 at 9:15 AM
"What's a matter bitch? Can't get it up?" - Valentino
*cut to Al being badass right here*
#hazbinhotelalastor #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinhotelseason2 #alastor #hazbin #coloredpencildrawing
*cut to Al being badass right here*
#hazbinhotelalastor #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinhotelseason2 #alastor #hazbin #coloredpencildrawing
It's so satisfying to see a piece come together with a simple outline. I always think it looks like trash until the outline pulls it together.
Meanwhile, I'm impatient and hate waiting for the marker to dry between sections.
Meanwhile, I'm impatient and hate waiting for the marker to dry between sections.
December 2, 2025 at 8:18 AM
It's so satisfying to see a piece come together with a simple outline. I always think it looks like trash until the outline pulls it together.
Meanwhile, I'm impatient and hate waiting for the marker to dry between sections.
Meanwhile, I'm impatient and hate waiting for the marker to dry between sections.