Hell's Favorite Beertender
@deerlydepraved.bsky.social
😈 Nickie 😈
🪴 30F 🪴
🌽 Smalltown Nowhereland, Pennsylvania 🌾
🦌 Hazbin Fan 📻
✍️ Artist ✍️
🍻 Dive Bartender 🥃
🖥 3D Printer Enthusiast 🖨
🪴 30F 🪴
🌽 Smalltown Nowhereland, Pennsylvania 🌾
🦌 Hazbin Fan 📻
✍️ Artist ✍️
🍻 Dive Bartender 🥃
🖥 3D Printer Enthusiast 🖨
Pinned
Last art piece of 2025!
"You fucking CREEP!"
#hazbinhotelalastor #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinhotelseason2 #hazbinhotel
"You fucking CREEP!"
#hazbinhotelalastor #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinhotelseason2 #hazbinhotel
I may still be fangirling 😅
February 12, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I may still be fangirling 😅
When an old friend offers an unbelievable price on the holy grail you buy the card... and you also give them a Human Alastor radio lamp. 🥰
The card protector doesn't do justice to how beautiful this card is.
The card protector doesn't do justice to how beautiful this card is.
February 12, 2026 at 9:19 PM
When an old friend offers an unbelievable price on the holy grail you buy the card... and you also give them a Human Alastor radio lamp. 🥰
The card protector doesn't do justice to how beautiful this card is.
The card protector doesn't do justice to how beautiful this card is.
...I hate this...
February 10, 2026 at 9:42 AM
...I hate this...
Mission accomplished.
It's much lighter than I expected it to be since the middle pulls down to a turntable so it's mostly hollow.
One day I'll roll the dice and start restoring this.
It's much lighter than I expected it to be since the middle pulls down to a turntable so it's mostly hollow.
One day I'll roll the dice and start restoring this.
February 10, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Mission accomplished.
It's much lighter than I expected it to be since the middle pulls down to a turntable so it's mostly hollow.
One day I'll roll the dice and start restoring this.
It's much lighter than I expected it to be since the middle pulls down to a turntable so it's mostly hollow.
One day I'll roll the dice and start restoring this.
Also yes I'm alive. I just temporarily forgot socials exist... and have been hyper-focused on Fallout 76
February 10, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Also yes I'm alive. I just temporarily forgot socials exist... and have been hyper-focused on Fallout 76
Idk why I'm the type of person who decides to be productive all at once at 2 am...
● Printing keychains to pass at GC Richmond
● Rearranging furniture so my living room cam stop looking like an estate sale (Lookin at you Uncle Jim's radio)
● Realizing one piece of 'furniture' is a large monstera
● Printing keychains to pass at GC Richmond
● Rearranging furniture so my living room cam stop looking like an estate sale (Lookin at you Uncle Jim's radio)
● Realizing one piece of 'furniture' is a large monstera
February 10, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Idk why I'm the type of person who decides to be productive all at once at 2 am...
● Printing keychains to pass at GC Richmond
● Rearranging furniture so my living room cam stop looking like an estate sale (Lookin at you Uncle Jim's radio)
● Realizing one piece of 'furniture' is a large monstera
● Printing keychains to pass at GC Richmond
● Rearranging furniture so my living room cam stop looking like an estate sale (Lookin at you Uncle Jim's radio)
● Realizing one piece of 'furniture' is a large monstera
I was right. 🤠
February 9, 2026 at 11:13 PM
I was right. 🤠
I saw a post with Hazbin merch coasters from Japan and it made me remember that I was going to make season 2 coasters...
Oops.
Oops.
a black and white photo of a woman standing in front of a mirror .
ALT: a black and white photo of a woman standing in front of a mirror .
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I saw a post with Hazbin merch coasters from Japan and it made me remember that I was going to make season 2 coasters...
Oops.
Oops.
I'm at the point in my life where I use hot sauce like people use ketchup...
Also, I hate ketchup.
Also, I hate ketchup.
February 3, 2026 at 9:09 PM
I'm at the point in my life where I use hot sauce like people use ketchup...
Also, I hate ketchup.
Also, I hate ketchup.
This is who runs this account
February 2, 2026 at 3:14 AM
This is who runs this account
I'm not enjoying this.
January 29, 2026 at 8:45 AM
I'm not enjoying this.
And it's not even over yet....
January 25, 2026 at 11:30 PM
And it's not even over yet....
Fuck winter.
January 21, 2026 at 7:56 AM
Fuck winter.
Bwahahaha I was trusted with power tools!
Yes, I'm 30. No I've never put up shelves before. Did my stepdad help with the first one? Yes.
(WIP please ignore my mess 🤣)
Yes, I'm 30. No I've never put up shelves before. Did my stepdad help with the first one? Yes.
(WIP please ignore my mess 🤣)
January 11, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Bwahahaha I was trusted with power tools!
Yes, I'm 30. No I've never put up shelves before. Did my stepdad help with the first one? Yes.
(WIP please ignore my mess 🤣)
Yes, I'm 30. No I've never put up shelves before. Did my stepdad help with the first one? Yes.
(WIP please ignore my mess 🤣)
Jalapeño Cheddar pierogies have no business being this good.
That is all.
That is all.
elmo from sesame street is surrounded by flames and holding dumplings
ALT: elmo from sesame street is surrounded by flames and holding dumplings
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Jalapeño Cheddar pierogies have no business being this good.
That is all.
That is all.
I slipped on a sheet of ice trying to run after a girl who forgot her coat in the bar at closing tonight... I'm still frozen from getting soaked by fresh snow and this was two hours ago.
Yay Pennsylvania winter. 🙃
Yay Pennsylvania winter. 🙃
January 4, 2026 at 9:29 AM
I slipped on a sheet of ice trying to run after a girl who forgot her coat in the bar at closing tonight... I'm still frozen from getting soaked by fresh snow and this was two hours ago.
Yay Pennsylvania winter. 🙃
Yay Pennsylvania winter. 🙃
It's so weird that I can hear the township's plow go down the road from my room in the basement. It's the strangest noise of just scraping.
I think I should sleep now 🤣
I think I should sleep now 🤣
January 1, 2026 at 10:40 AM
It's so weird that I can hear the township's plow go down the road from my room in the basement. It's the strangest noise of just scraping.
I think I should sleep now 🤣
I think I should sleep now 🤣
Not vibing with this whiteout nonsense 😭
January 1, 2026 at 9:31 AM
Not vibing with this whiteout nonsense 😭
NYE fit check for work tonight 😎✨️
December 31, 2025 at 9:30 PM
NYE fit check for work tonight 😎✨️
Last art piece of 2025!
"You fucking CREEP!"
#hazbinhotelalastor #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinhotelseason2 #hazbinhotel
"You fucking CREEP!"
#hazbinhotelalastor #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinhotelseason2 #hazbinhotel
December 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Last art piece of 2025!
"You fucking CREEP!"
#hazbinhotelalastor #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinhotelseason2 #hazbinhotel
"You fucking CREEP!"
#hazbinhotelalastor #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinhotelseason2 #hazbinhotel
*no context needed*
December 31, 2025 at 3:32 AM
*no context needed*
Poor bby was in my mail box in 20 degree weather. At least he's got a buddy 🤣
December 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Poor bby was in my mail box in 20 degree weather. At least he's got a buddy 🤣
It took 7 hours to color the "You fucking creep!" scene.
My hand aches.
Final outline will probably wait until tomorrow?
Maybe.
My hand aches.
Final outline will probably wait until tomorrow?
Maybe.
December 30, 2025 at 8:47 AM
It took 7 hours to color the "You fucking creep!" scene.
My hand aches.
Final outline will probably wait until tomorrow?
Maybe.
My hand aches.
Final outline will probably wait until tomorrow?
Maybe.
My hand hurts 😭
December 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
My hand hurts 😭