If you love a real fire like us, smokeless obviously, then nothing is cosier but if you have a Henry then under no circumstances leave that coal bunker door ajar because he’ll find it, eat it, roll in it & traipse it thru the house! Cue more baths & several days of ebony poo!! Clean water sucks!

But Henry’s real love is water but not just any water and the skankier and smellier the water the better it is. Think he won’t jump off that bridge to get in - think again! Real dog love is having to strip to your underpants to get him out; that mud may stink but you’ll both smell the same.

Henry loves to help with the mail! Never junk mail though, just the more important stuff that you need like Car Reg Docs, Tax Rebates or maybe that urgent resupply of contact lenses that you needed for the summer holiday! Who knew contact lenses could be so tasty? A letter cage is now a feature!

Henry had a birthing toy as a puppy which we called Humpy .. don’t ask! Henry loved Humpy - too much as it happens - Humpy is still with us for nostalgic reasons, he’s had to be retired due being deaf (no ears), mobility issues (no legs), is blind and lacks a sense of smell - yup you guessed it!!

Meet Henry our 2 year old Australian Labradoodle. He’s a charmer with butter wouldn’t melt expressions!! Don’t be deceived!