My New Year’s resolution was to give up performing stunts from cowboy movies but today I fell off the wagon.

Forgot that I'd be seen by people today. It's a very, very windy 53F I this park, and every good Southern parent is fighting with their kid to stay bundled up. And then I walk by in shorts. Many disapproving glances.

I'm not sure why I have zero concept of time anymore.

Every email in my inbox: Black Friday starts NOW!!!

Unpopular Opinion Alet: Yeasted bread (rolls) are better for chili than cornbread.

Potpourri is totally overrated. Put a flowering tree in your bathroom instead.