I wish they invented a shampoo that you only had to use once and your hair would stay washed forever
July 12, 2023 at 7:54 PM
I wish they invented a shampoo that you only had to use once and your hair would stay washed forever
Limoncello la croix tastes like sunscreen but I’ll keep drinking that garbage
July 12, 2023 at 7:53 PM
Limoncello la croix tastes like sunscreen but I’ll keep drinking that garbage
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when you see a MISSING PET poster for a bird it’s like — he’s fuckin gone man. He is out of here
July 2, 2023 at 3:16 PM
when you see a MISSING PET poster for a bird it’s like — he’s fuckin gone man. He is out of here
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It feels keenly unfair that I should be fat just because I eat whatever I want and don’t exercise
July 2, 2023 at 7:01 AM
It feels keenly unfair that I should be fat just because I eat whatever I want and don’t exercise
Due to covid everybody has to wear condoms now:/
July 2, 2023 at 2:16 AM
Due to covid everybody has to wear condoms now:/
I am outside your house @ElonMusk
July 1, 2023 at 8:42 PM
I am outside your house @ElonMusk
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I'm gonna be an astronaut
June 22, 2023 at 10:46 PM
I'm gonna be an astronaut
Does anybody want to insert a giant marshmallow roasting stick through my torso and slowly rotate me over a campfire until I’m perfectly golden brown?
June 20, 2023 at 11:36 PM
Does anybody want to insert a giant marshmallow roasting stick through my torso and slowly rotate me over a campfire until I’m perfectly golden brown?
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Don’t mind trials but I absolutely have to draw the line at tribulations
June 14, 2023 at 7:29 PM
Don’t mind trials but I absolutely have to draw the line at tribulations
Where’s my second invite code bitches 🥱
June 11, 2023 at 9:38 PM
Where’s my second invite code bitches 🥱
My mom heard the word “woke” on fox news and asked me if she is woke. No mom
May 30, 2023 at 5:04 PM
My mom heard the word “woke” on fox news and asked me if she is woke. No mom
Am I allowed to post death threats here or nah
May 25, 2023 at 5:07 PM
Am I allowed to post death threats here or nah
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my client just bit me your honor
May 17, 2023 at 6:55 PM
my client just bit me your honor
Does anybody want to pick me up by my ankle and drag me across some broken glass and a burning fire then feed me to a lion?
May 17, 2023 at 4:27 PM
Does anybody want to pick me up by my ankle and drag me across some broken glass and a burning fire then feed me to a lion?
Rotating my juicy brain and perfect heart in my mind
May 16, 2023 at 3:16 PM
Rotating my juicy brain and perfect heart in my mind
Yeah I’m thinking is 5 o fricking clock
May 15, 2023 at 10:13 PM
Yeah I’m thinking is 5 o fricking clock
*taps mic* Is this thing on?
May 15, 2023 at 3:04 PM
*taps mic* Is this thing on?